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Zac Marshmallow

@blondemarshmallow.bsky.social
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Fine I guess I’m 40 Chicagoland Fanboy Dog Dad Queer Gay Geek Nerd Silly Goose Aspiring Comedian and trying to get comfortable with my body

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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 5h
One, they best leave you alone. Because you are the best angel that exists. 2. It’s giving this energy of someone who doesn’t see the energy.
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
RJ mitte lost his battle of mental illness and pain. If you are ever feeling suicidal or having mental health crisis, please seek help and ask to speak to a friend of counselor.
RJ mitre and me circa 2013
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Honestly there were so many better Italians that could have been chosen.
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Fun Fact: Columbus Is In The Bad Place (The Good Place)
ALT: Fun Fact: Columbus Is In The Bad Place (The Good Place)
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m at my best when I’m curating an outfit for an event. I’m locked in when putting it together and it’s never thrown together at the last minute. It’s adding one new piece and honestly all I have wanted since 1995 was this technology.
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Clueless Cher's Iconic Wardrobe
ALT: Clueless Cher's Iconic Wardrobe
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yum to both. Also I love the pureness snd wholesomeness of loving strawberry as your favorite flavor.
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They are indeed. Honestly if any of my tax dollars specially went to this, I would be eternally grateful if they could take the rest of them out.
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What’s your go to flavor or ice cream place?
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You are my fitness and flexibility goals and I just think you are the coolest humans
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Republicans who don’t understand HIPAA exists are headed for a big lawsuit over Talarico.
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Your hair is flawless and that’s some fall cottage core realness
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Beggars can’t be choosers. I’m just thankful we got to see it. Now to look up Jonathans, thank you for that
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My dog went to a Halloween event today.
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Growing up is knowing Brooke McQueen was the better sister and way better person of the two. The fact that my comfort show isn’t on streaming disturbs me to no end. These two are the reason for nip/tuck, glee, American horror story and beyond. #popular #gaygeek #vintagetv #tgif
Popular Brooke McQueen and Sam McPherson
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He is not doing a good job as a wingman to get himself a second dad.
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You amidst this
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It should not be 82 on Monday.
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ugh what industry are you looking to be in?
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Honestly truly underrated franchise and I love the Detroit fans
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But truly he doesn’t represent our City and It always broke my heart as a queer man who loves bears that the Chicago bears had to be linked with him so love that energy
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Queer fans don’t claim him and we are totally cool with him being gone as his beliefs didn’t Match ours as Chicagoans. The bears have this in their merch line and I love how cute it is and sponsor some good lgbtq events
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I only like them if they try and burn down a forest as a result (kidding)
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Where does it originate from I wonder?
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love bad movies.
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This or turbo?
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jacob being like I gotta watch men’s sports had me cackling. And my queen appeared.
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Katy Mixon as Katie: I Don't Nag
ALT: Katy Mixon as Katie: I Don't Nag
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The world would be better if we appreciated the femme men, non binary baddies and trans women. I love a plus size queen of all varieties. Like masculine men, yall can have them. Yes fats yes femmes yes old yes all races
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You will be. Honestly there are so many trans moms out there, whether through surrogacy, adoption, or stepmom. Its not an if but a when. Focus on getting yourself to the level of being able to support that kid financially and emotionally and your future husband.
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I needed them to look more ugly to be honest. They are far too pretty for these roles. #ftx
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who has the worst ex, Gavin Newsom or Kate McKinnon?
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s giving this scene
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is how I flirt, Halloween edition.
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Anya Jenkins Talking
ALT: Anya Jenkins Talking
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please just be passionate about your hyper fixation.
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Agatha Harkness: Interesting Moment
ALT: Agatha Harkness: Interesting Moment
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Has anyone put an LLM bot in a sex robot yet?
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don’t be hateful against the Jewish people, on today of all days. You shouldn’t ever be. I don’t understand it. No hate crimes no hate speech, the same thing you wouldn’t for yourselves.
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Your tik toks are so precious, would wish you would post some of your softer moments here
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve driven 50 miles just for cheese and driven from Chicago to Detroit to get a puppy and back and to a convention all in the same day. We are not the same Vivek.
Vivek said he loves long drives and took a private jet for a 47 mile ride that was 11 minutes long
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Peeing out your butt. I call it a no. 3
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Corporate wants you to tell the difference between these two photos. #droz #economy #bluewave
One banana costs 10 dollars Lucille bluthDr oz thinks butter costs one dollar
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don’t know your feelings on AI but that’s honestly what I would have it rewrite and fix for you and then you take the second pass.
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I met him, I did get a little wet.
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s giving this energy
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump being like so what if San Diego or LA disappears is giving this energy and I’m Not here for it. Let’s not get rid of our people, our GDP and our biggest technical places. I can’t stand this rhetoric.
The twins from camp nowhere saying but grandma lives in Milwaukee when choosing to bomb a town in a video game
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is why you are amazing
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But you aren’t saying Ben is glory though, right?
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mostly just wanting to judge people on Halloween baking championship and sit on the couch.
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also airing them on only networks of his own followers follow and not even cbs deemed to air them. The equivalent of hat on a hat.
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Didn’t even realize it but I have fun Halloween inspired nails painted. Hope all enjoy em
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My dogs are farting a lot and I’m so bummed they won’t be able to run for senator because they aren’t doing it in private. Like honestly, I can’t.
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Zac Marshmallow @blondemarshmallow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The right wanting to bring back sex segregated schools when literally I actively avoided an all male school because I literally struggled to make male friends because of relentless bullying from 4-12th grade and I feared what an all male environment would Have done for me.
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