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Marc Johnson

@blogguero.bsky.social
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Stage name: (p)Doom - #NAFO operative. Smoked pork enthusiast. (Standard disclaimers apply.) Слава Украïнi! 🇺🇦 Status: Packing for the Crimea Beach Party. Former CIA officer. Yes, my profile banner is Mar A Lago burning down.

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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 14h
2026, y’all
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Straight to Gitmo
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
…and just like that, Lindsey Graham got his wings
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jared’s deal with the Russians is as unsurprising as it is infuriating. The question is: will anyone do anything about it? CAN anyone do anything about it?
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And whose (third) wife just so happens to be from Slovenia?🇸🇮
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤭
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is true, which increases the probability it will happen imho 😂
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The funniest thing about this picture is that they all privately feel nothing but contempt for 🍊. They’re playing along with the joke for the 💵. (Yes, including Xi.)
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I had to guess, I’d probably say this is an Iranian op where they outsourced it to nitwit amateurs (classic Iranian MO)
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have to admit my fav part of NFL games is PylonCam™️ (sideline or end zone) 😂 #sorrynotsorry
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s like Fitzgerald got in a damn Time Machine to 2026 to meet them so he could go back and start the novel
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When one party in a negotiation describes the negotiations as “very successful,” it begs the question: Successful for whom? 🤔
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
North Korean levels of suckupitude
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone just looked at CNBC 😂
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, this guy
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The only thing that will save the GOP from a blue tsunami is outright election intervention. This is their next best effort and it will be fruitless.
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alex Karp from Palantir basically said this on CNBC this morning. This is not something I’m happy to be right about. 🫤
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Historians will write about this dinner and call it Regulatory Capturepalooza www.politico.com/news/2026/09...
politico.com
OpenAI president and MAGA Inc. donor to attend Trump-Xi state dinner
OpenAI President Greg Brockman is expected to join a host of other tech executives at the dinner.
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two plausible explanations for not spending more on an important race (the Midterms): (1) you don’t think the spending would move the needle; or (2) you want to spend it in ways that would allow you to siphon off a portion but you haven’t figured out how (yet)
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🤷‍♂️
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The writers this season have gotten really lazy, we’re going to need a Page 1 Rewrite
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I couldn’t have said it better myself 😂
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I chatted with an AI about this and it initially pushed back pretty hard on the likelihood. By the time I had taken about four turns refuting all of its arguments, it had changed its mind. 😂
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Calling it: The White House is going to try to nationalize Anthropic & OpenAI using “AI safety” as the excuse. Essentially a government bailout of the debt-ridden frontier labs in the guise of “national security.” Turning it into a faux Manhattan Project prevents Dems from legislating. This is bad.
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“So enthralled with the forty-seventh president are today’s House Republicans that they long ago abandoned everything the Republican Party has stood for since its founders first met in Ripon, Wisconsin, in 1854.” newrepublic.com/article/2151...
newrepublic.com
The Final Battle for America’s Democracy
Forget November 3. It’s January 3 when Donald Trump and his MAGA Republicans might bury our democracy once and for all. Here’s how.
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As a recovering Republican, I’m starting to think that maybe Killary had a point with the whole Vast Right Wing Conspiracy thing
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Felix Edmundovich Dzerzhinsky, first head of the Soviet Secret Service, the Cheka, was born this day in 1877. Never forget.
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m gonna need Nixon numbers
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The Wolf of Wall Street - Rookie numbers
ALT: The Wolf of Wall Street - Rookie numbers
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This seems… important
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
thinking about changing my handle to (p)doom
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There are not enough laughing-with-tears-running-down-my-face emojis in the universe to properly respond to this message
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
El oh el
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gen X to young people grappling with the looming non-zero chance of complete civilizational annihilation:
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First Time Meme - The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs
ALT: First Time Meme - The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Something something 25th Amendment something
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think we can all agree that this is a definite victory for labor, if not for feminism 😂  komonews.com/news/local/7...
komonews.com
70 Washington bikini baristas win $1.5M wage theft lawsuit against espresso stand owner
Bikini baristas who worked at Beehive Espresso stands across Western Washington have won a years-long legal fight over wage theft and other workplace violations
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
11/10, no notes
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CosmicRami 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rami.spaceaustralia.com · 04/09/2026
An incredible image, and overall winner of this year's Australian Geographic Nature Photography award. Using a DJI Mavic 3 Pro (drone), Matt Deakin captured an extremely rare moment - seeing a critically endangered Sawfish in the wild and passing by a Turtle, off the Pilbara coast in WA.
Aerial image of a Sawfish as it swims below and past a turtle
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m genuinely not sure who is going to be declared dead first: Mitch McConnell, or Mojtaba Khamenei 
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This meeting is a generational embarrassment for the United States, nothing less
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Someone recently posted that this administration was trying to take us back to the Gilded Age, with breakneck industrialization and no protection for consumers or workers, and I’m inclined to say that might be the correct framing even though my initial thought was that they really preferred the 50s
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Kevin Warsh, call your office STAT
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@bodik.nafo.agency thank you for including me in the NAFO starter pack! Слава Україні!
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The sheer tackiness of it burns
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The funny thing about wars is that the enemy also gets a vote 
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Orangeface McBonespurs: “Be cool, guys, this is just a show for the proles. We can make nice soon.” Iran:
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Not How It Works Confused
ALT: Not How It Works Confused
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was today years old when I learned that there is now an AI button on YouTube videos that summarizes them for you 🤯
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is a follow up to my last message. It’s really disappointing to see examples of information operations being directed against the United States actually succeeding. Make no mistake: that is what is going on here.
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just thinking about how much less complicated life would be if there weren’t two (at least) foreign adversary states waging information war on us on a daily basis Alas…
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Marc Johnson @blogguero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This reminds me of the Sandinista (?) politician that said something along the lines of, “They said I was against a free press; that was a lie and I could not allow them to print it!”
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