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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the milkman arrives in our village, everyone lines up to take their turn at the teats
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That new Eggers Werwulf movie is gonna have huge werewolf turds in it
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The Abyss takes on a different shade when you find out they are actually miniaturized people and it takes place inside a toilet
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Sweet Nicky T @nikotrotsky.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
domino’s manager: oh hey u returned early delivery driver: Noid’s back domino’s manager: what? delivery driver: *loading a pistol and getting back in the Corolla* Noid’s back.
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wearing my Islamic Republic of Japan soccer jersey
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Maybe he’ll do that now extra time is added
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Clavicular is quickly absorbed by his older brother Glandular
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You are tuning into to the sweet, twilight tunes of 95 S.T.A.N.K.
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When was the last time anyone checked the night sky? The stars are sick and dying
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
She was great in Shrunken Heads
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Battle Cat is green because he’s very sick
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Eggers be eggin
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Pants that retract into your asshole for the night
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Best Dr. Robby quote from Season 2 of The Pitt
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Three Man Poop
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If the Sun farts, we all die
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
RFK Jr. is a necroforager
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I made a drill cockpit inside a tent and set up a screen at the front and invited people inside to watch it. People hated it but I was incredibly satisfied
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Starving incels boiling and eating their fleshlights
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A twenty minute scene of Terminator soldering his robot dick back on after the gunfight in the police station
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This looks like a cockpit photo from Artemis II
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The plaintive singing from inside the grain elevator at night
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Alien:Trivago
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Horny for planets
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Irish wakeboarding
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Songs in the key of… diarrhea
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DracuLuna @sorrowsoftheluna.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
harry potter is the burzum of children's media and equally embarrassing to still go to bat for past your teenage years
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It’s the 2nd inning of the baseball game and all the hot dogs start ringing
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Tinned fairy larva
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Go back in time and stop The Beatles
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Baked into a bread coffin
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Graeme Thomson @graemethomson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Emergency Trade Bazooka has always been my favourite Fall LP
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a man singing into a microphone with a sign in the background that says ' lc '
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with a sign in the background that says ' lc '
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Hockey crowd goes wild as Don Cherry’s desiccated skin is hoisted into the rafters
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Can’t stop thinking about snow clowns. I don’t know what they are or how they look, but I imagine them manifesting on the ice sheets on cold winter nights
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Somebody wet their bed
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
100%
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
and insider trading
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
lol based on his answer at the press conference I was clearly wrong
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
He’ll see that as a reason to install her. It’s then vicariously his prize and it peacewashes his action
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
While the CERN particle accelerator is closed for upgrades they should host metal shows in it. Could raise funds for the refurb
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Dead celebrity sightings breaking across the city as the mysterious fog rolls in
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
A strange symbol has replaced the letter T on your keyboard and all the dogs in the neighborhood bark when you press it
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
how lucky i am to sit with a drink that brings me comfort beneath an image of winnie the pooh holding a warm mug
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A book of secret poems where the words only show themselves when tears strike the page
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The French government is hiding a cheese that talks
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
It’s deliberate. Like a morbid version of how Agnelli wore his wristwatch over his shirt cuff
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
What is stopping them?
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Omg is there a book that covers this that you recommend? Or, please write one
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
They think they know who I am! All they know is I love to cook!
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Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Time is a clubhouse sandwich
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