Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When the milkman arrives in our village, everyone lines up to take their turn at the teats 010
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That new Eggers Werwulf movie is gonna have huge werewolf turds in it 000
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The Abyss takes on a different shade when you find out they are actually miniaturized people and it takes place inside a toilet 000
Reposted by Necro RealmSweet Nicky T @nikotrotsky.bsky.social · 17/11/2024domino’s manager: oh hey u returned early delivery driver: Noid’s back domino’s manager: what? delivery driver: *loading a pistol and getting back in the Corolla* Noid’s back. 26217
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Wearing my Islamic Republic of Japan soccer jersey 000
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Clavicular is quickly absorbed by his older brother Glandular 000
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026When was the last time anyone checked the night sky? The stars are sick and dying 010
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Pants that retract into your asshole for the night 000
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Starving incels boiling and eating their fleshlights 000
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 06/04/2026A twenty minute scene of Terminator soldering his robot dick back on after the gunfight in the police station 000
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026The plaintive singing from inside the grain elevator at night 000
Reposted by Necro RealmDracuLuna @sorrowsoftheluna.bsky.social · 25/03/2026harry potter is the burzum of children's media and equally embarrassing to still go to bat for past your teenage years 326175
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 24/03/2026It’s the 2nd inning of the baseball game and all the hot dogs start ringing 010
Reposted by Necro RealmGraeme Thomson @graemethomson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Emergency Trade Bazooka has always been my favourite Fall LPmedia.tenor.coma man singing into a microphone with a sign in the background that says ' lc 'ALT: a man singing into a microphone with a sign in the background that says ' lc ' 3565
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Hockey crowd goes wild as Don Cherry’s desiccated skin is hoisted into the rafters 000
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Can’t stop thinking about snow clowns. I don’t know what they are or how they look, but I imagine them manifesting on the ice sheets on cold winter nights 000
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025While the CERN particle accelerator is closed for upgrades they should host metal shows in it. Could raise funds for the refurb 000
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Dead celebrity sightings breaking across the city as the mysterious fog rolls in 000
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025A strange symbol has replaced the letter T on your keyboard and all the dogs in the neighborhood bark when you press it 000
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 24/12/2025A book of secret poems where the words only show themselves when tears strike the page 020
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 17/12/2025The French government is hiding a cheese that talks 010
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Harry Connick Jr. fused with his own piano the way Jeff Goldblum was fused with a fly 010
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Jim Henson materializes on the Senate floor with a gleaming, crystal sword 000
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 24/06/2025The Tarzan, raised by millipedes, who scurries on his belly through the jungle underbrush 000
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Drinking IPAs and watching Samurai Cop in bed. Whose coming over 010
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 21/06/2025My artisanal spa soap, full of shea butter, maggots, and crushed microchips 010
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Doctors went to check Kristi Noem’s pulse, but she has no heart 110
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Every night, the same hollow knocking from the grain elevator 000
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 15/06/2025In my town there’s a sugar refinery. Who is in the witch’s tower? 010
Necro Realm @blobbycat.bsky.social · 15/06/2025The robed brewer harvesting the hops that snake from H.P. Lovecraft’s grave, ingredients for a delicious, apocalyptic IPA 000
