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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

the US' number one sport involves chucking a ball in the air, seems like they should probably have the correct setup for this situation, grow up

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

@hlllyh.bsky.social hey kids, before I drop this amount do you think there's any chance of European distro for the record ever happening? Happy to pay up if necessary but if it might be an option I might hold off.

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

just logging on to say if you're somehow getting angry about about Arsenal signing a premier league proven third choice central midfielder for nine million quid you need to go outside and have a nice can of Sprite, maybe look at the sky for a bit

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

"ooh he's not good enough on the ball to be the 8" fuckin grow up

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Emi Martinez getting done at his near post? No, that can't be right.

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Arsenal mates - any of the regular pubs round Highbury/Finsbury Park way indicated that they've definitely got Amazon Prime? Don't want to get caught scrabbling at the last minute this evening - looks like The Tolly have done in the past?

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

did they just put silksong in the fucken sizzle reel????

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

if that's a hamstring that's White, Gabriel, Calafiori, Rice, Odegaard, Martinelli, Havertz, Jesus, Saka all out for big chunks - I'm not really sure what people want from Arteta, frankly it's a miracle we're still in 2nd

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Jordan Montgomery opting into a one year player option for $25m and immediately fucking off to get Tommy John Surgery is so so so funny. That man can never set foot in Arizona again. Hell, he might have to give the adjoining states a wide berth.

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

god Phil Foden is an absolute fucking bum

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

well that's it for Ben White, you can't go ahead and pick him without Chris Waddle's consent given his illustrious management career

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

say what you like about that game, but it certainly happened

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Ben White open to playing for England again? we are so back

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I don’t want to oversimplify what is quite a tricky sport to master, but I can’t help but feel if we just fucking leathered it occasionally when we get in the area we might score some more goals.

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

found your mum's birthplace

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

[Lou Bega voice] ladies and gentlemen, this is Merino Number Nine

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

my "Bukayo Saka has not suffered any setbacks in his recovery from his hamstring injury" tshirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Elon suspiciously quiet on the rollout of Soup Tube infrastructure, the rat fink

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Van Dijk heard that he was too good for the top level of the sport so he just stopped playing it for a bit

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Mister Arteta, bring our boy home

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

good news: Philadelphia is getting burned down either way

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

mad that Eagles fans are the most annoying people in the world, and I spend my days consuming Arsenal content

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I mean, say what you want about Liverpool

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

lmao, now that's The Magic Of The Cup

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

it is 2025 and the Mets have re-signed Pete Alonso. I think I like that the Mets have re-signed Pete Alonso. #LFGM

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

we're doing this again are we

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

This is happening quicker than I thought

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

you have to say it's very, very funny that probably Drake's best diss of the whole beef was "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy right now" and then he won five for calling Drake a pedophile

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bloatyhead @bloatyhead.bsky.social · 02/02/2025