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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes)

@bloatware.xyz
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Permablob writer of fat animal stories. ⅓ of the Software Bundle. Drastically over 18. Fedi: social.beeps.gay/@bloatware Webbed site: bloatware.xyz System: bundle.software 🖼️ Avatar: PastelGeneticist 🖼️ Banner: butterdragon

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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 15h
The mountains are alive, yes, but they aren’t people at all. Those are *rolls* upon an even more incomprehensibly fat creature… [4/4]
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 15h
Imagine someone discovering several mountainous lumps of fuzzy fat in some remote part of the world. [1/4]
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 17/09/2026
Someone do one of those fatfur debut things but for the writers thanks
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 17/09/2026
Found art by Captain Furry on a gallery site of TF artwork, ended up on the InflatioNation forum after that, then FA.
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 17/09/2026
2005. Searching for Scooby Doo weight gain art because I was already freaky before I was a furry. :P
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 15/09/2026
There's www.thedealersden.com as a spot which has specifically furry dealers and less likely to be Chinese dropshippers
thedealersden.com
The Dealers Den
The Dealers Den Online Auction and Sales Platform for Fandom Businesses and Individuals.
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 09/09/2026
mostly I just don't know which of them to choose given they're all a form of 'me', y'know? they're at characters.bloatware.xyz anyhow
characters.bloatware.xz
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 08/09/2026
How cheeky is it to put Kim, Emy and Alex all in? :P) )  )    )      )
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catboyz @catboyz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the furry fandom is not a homogenous regulated institution with a set of rules of what a furry is perceiving the fandom as a homogenous entity and not a nebulous concept full of niches is what primes ppl to fo call outs and endless discourse on what is and isn't acceptable
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 31/08/2026
Kim G. Birdhorse's initials are KGB because she's actually being fattened up by the Russian secret police. #OCMisinformation
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 28/08/2026
maybe one for @fatfurfoods.bsky.social
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 28/08/2026
What's a 2000s furry forum doing in west Manchester?
Tightly cropped screenshot from a maps service highlighting a business named ‘Inflata Nation’, similar to the ole furry expansion forum, InflationNation.
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 28/08/2026
You know I do~ Just complicated in our case, ain't it
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Nell Thompson @nellthompson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There should be no weight limits to body positivity. I wish everyone out there who's fat to a point of disability and just wants to feel like fellow valid and respected people the very best right now, you are all genuinely valid and do deserve respect, no matter what others say.
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Nell Thompson @nellthompson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Who else earnestly feels like they want to be immobile-fat IRL or infinifat to a point where its physically disabling? Like...who feels that it feels indescribably affirming to say that? Who else out there relates sincerely to that? Whether you're immobile-fat or not, let's support each other.
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Nell Thompson @nellthompson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just saying "I want to be immobile-fat for real" feels substantial and powerfully affirming in a way that I'm realising is becoming truer and more yearnful the longer things go on. I want this to be my inevitability, everything that comes with it.
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 28/08/2026
I swear there's more fatfurs on Knockout than regular furries at this point
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 27/08/2026
🤔 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_infla…
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 13/08/2026
belly sprawl* is real good * when the belly covers several square metres of floor space in front of you
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 13/08/2026
yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 10/08/2026
While I appreciate that someone wants me huge, autospamming the endpoint a bunch of times isn’t really in the spirit of sending fun little teases along with the weight~
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 06/08/2026
They're not being neglected, they've just been left back at the bar with a generous bar tab~
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 29/07/2026
None of these words are in the bible
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 27/07/2026
Good thing he's got plenty~ (By @glazfox.bsky.social)
Illustration of an extremely obese bat, fat enough that his gut and rump both touch the ground and rise higher than his head. He's waddling precariously forwards, a remote gasped in one wing, whilst a set of drones struggle to lift his belly and butt fat off the ground.
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 27/07/2026
Entering week 3 of heatwave and musing about how it somewhat emulates what it's like to be constantly warm, sweaty, and unwilling/unable to leave the house.
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 27/07/2026
Today feels like an Alex day. Let's get that cyborg batblob's fatass back in the picture (for as much as he can fit in a picture).
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 12/11/2025
Only two years after the story that introduced the idea, Alex gets his exoskeleton. You can't keep an inventive critter immobilised for long! Art by @pastelgeneticist.bsky.social :>
Illustration of a very fat brownish-furred anthro bat, drawn from a rear two-thirds angle, showing off a basic exoskeleton made of metal, wires and straps that run down the bat's back, wings, and legs, covering the soles of the feet and hands. He is turned to look at the viewer, smiling between thick cheeks.
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 22/07/2026
Zero* *All were too immobile to fill out the census
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 22/07/2026
Hopefully you don’t end up finding them horribly claustrophobic like I did :D
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 22/07/2026
Insurance to make sure you can’t get blown away by the next one :P) )  )    )      )
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 20/07/2026
mood to be an IRL landmass is fucking strong tonight and I'm not exaggerating
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 20/07/2026
I should magically become as fat as my sonas and then forcefed to double that tbh
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👻Cash-Bone but spooky👻 @cashbone.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My OCs/favorite characters before and after I set my sights on them
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 19/07/2026
I should be very, very, very lardge actually
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 19/07/2026
You can be a mountain of blubber As a treat
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 17/07/2026
Yeaaah, that tracks. You’re never gonna fit in a plane. :P) )  )    )      )
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 17/07/2026
What about airplane mode ?
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 15/07/2026
S'up, it's my birthday … in the weird plurality headmate sense, at least. Spam praise.bloatware.xyz and make me HUGE 💖
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 10/07/2026
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking of! Installing a utopia via subversive means.
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 10/07/2026
Pretty sure I've written all of these at some point in time
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 06/07/2026
I need more words and madlibs for praise.bloatware.xyz
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 06/07/2026
Today is #TakeYourWebmasterToLunchDay so, if I'm hosting a website for you, you owe me lunch. Get to it.
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 05/07/2026
💭 fatass so big the barber needs to hire Sherpas to help give you a haircut
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🎃 Fearscowlshrieky 👻 @hoofusdoofus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
OI MUTUALS! Sick of these bsky images not loading? Craving a round critter web space that's asynchronous, low stakes, and isnt out to monopolize your attention? Well! @/bloatware.xyz and I currently have a fatfur + inflation fur forum in soft launch! If you're interested, DM me for more details!
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 02/07/2026
fuckin' preach
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Tegan Deer 🦌 @tegandeer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Being a furry who dosen't participate with kink or NSFW is completely fine and not a problem at all. Being a furry who wants to sanitize the fandom of kink and NSFW is puritan nonsense and fascist aligning. Forcing personal morality standards on others is never acceptable and not to be tolerated.
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 09/06/2026
merry birthday, shortstack :>
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 08/06/2026
Honestly having a body best described in terms of geography—to be a hill, a mound, a mountain, a lardscape—is so so good
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Bloatware (25.49 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 08/06/2026
Pillowy mounds of blubbery bloatware~
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