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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes)

@bloatware.xyz
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Permablob writer of fat animal stories. ⅓ of the Software Bundle. Drastically over 18. Fedi: social.beeps.gay/@bloatware Webbed site: bloatware.xyz System: bundle.software 🖼️ Avatar: PastelGeneticist 🖼️ Banner: butterdragon

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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 13h
Imagine someone discovering several mountainous lumps of fuzzy fat in some remote part of the world. [1/4]
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 17/09/2026
Someone do one of those fatfur debut things but for the writers thanks
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catboyz @catboyz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the furry fandom is not a homogenous regulated institution with a set of rules of what a furry is perceiving the fandom as a homogenous entity and not a nebulous concept full of niches is what primes ppl to fo call outs and endless discourse on what is and isn't acceptable
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 31/08/2026
Kim G. Birdhorse's initials are KGB because she's actually being fattened up by the Russian secret police. #OCMisinformation
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 28/08/2026
maybe one for @fatfurfoods.bsky.social
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 28/08/2026
What's a 2000s furry forum doing in west Manchester?
Tightly cropped screenshot from a maps service highlighting a business named ‘Inflata Nation’, similar to the ole furry expansion forum, InflationNation.
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Nell Thompson @nellthompson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There should be no weight limits to body positivity. I wish everyone out there who's fat to a point of disability and just wants to feel like fellow valid and respected people the very best right now, you are all genuinely valid and do deserve respect, no matter what others say.
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Nell Thompson @nellthompson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Who else earnestly feels like they want to be immobile-fat IRL or infinifat to a point where its physically disabling? Like...who feels that it feels indescribably affirming to say that? Who else out there relates sincerely to that? Whether you're immobile-fat or not, let's support each other.
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Nell Thompson @nellthompson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just saying "I want to be immobile-fat for real" feels substantial and powerfully affirming in a way that I'm realising is becoming truer and more yearnful the longer things go on. I want this to be my inevitability, everything that comes with it.
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 28/08/2026
I swear there's more fatfurs on Knockout than regular furries at this point
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 27/08/2026
🤔 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_infla…
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 13/08/2026
belly sprawl* is real good * when the belly covers several square metres of floor space in front of you
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 13/08/2026
yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 10/08/2026
While I appreciate that someone wants me huge, autospamming the endpoint a bunch of times isn’t really in the spirit of sending fun little teases along with the weight~
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 27/07/2026
Entering week 3 of heatwave and musing about how it somewhat emulates what it's like to be constantly warm, sweaty, and unwilling/unable to leave the house.
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 27/07/2026
Today feels like an Alex day. Let's get that cyborg batblob's fatass back in the picture (for as much as he can fit in a picture).
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 12/11/2025
Only two years after the story that introduced the idea, Alex gets his exoskeleton. You can't keep an inventive critter immobilised for long! Art by @pastelgeneticist.bsky.social :>
Illustration of a very fat brownish-furred anthro bat, drawn from a rear two-thirds angle, showing off a basic exoskeleton made of metal, wires and straps that run down the bat's back, wings, and legs, covering the soles of the feet and hands. He is turned to look at the viewer, smiling between thick cheeks.
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 20/07/2026
I should magically become as fat as my sonas and then forcefed to double that tbh
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👻Cash-Bone but spooky👻 @cashbone.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My OCs/favorite characters before and after I set my sights on them
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 19/07/2026
I should be very, very, very lardge actually
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 15/07/2026
S'up, it's my birthday … in the weird plurality headmate sense, at least. Spam praise.bloatware.xyz and make me HUGE 💖
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 10/07/2026
Pretty sure I've written all of these at some point in time
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 06/07/2026
I need more words and madlibs for praise.bloatware.xyz
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 06/07/2026
Today is #TakeYourWebmasterToLunchDay so, if I'm hosting a website for you, you owe me lunch. Get to it.
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 05/07/2026
💭 fatass so big the barber needs to hire Sherpas to help give you a haircut
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🎃 Fearscowlshrieky 👻 @hoofusdoofus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
OI MUTUALS! Sick of these bsky images not loading? Craving a round critter web space that's asynchronous, low stakes, and isnt out to monopolize your attention? Well! @/bloatware.xyz and I currently have a fatfur + inflation fur forum in soft launch! If you're interested, DM me for more details!
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Tegan Deer 🦌 @tegandeer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Being a furry who dosen't participate with kink or NSFW is completely fine and not a problem at all. Being a furry who wants to sanitize the fandom of kink and NSFW is puritan nonsense and fascist aligning. Forcing personal morality standards on others is never acceptable and not to be tolerated.
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 08/06/2026
Pillowy mounds of blubbery bloatware~
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 08/06/2026
mfw the everything is obliterated to dust upon being subjected to the weight of my everything
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 04/06/2026
Slightly fawning over this pic again. It's just so me fr~ 💖 Emy R1 is a little hard to commission art of. By nature of her backstory she doesn't really go anywhere or do anything, but I utterly adore every rendition of her at 'work'. [1/2]
Illustration of a data centre filled with racks of lit up servers. In the middle of them sits a massively obese, vaguely-bat shaped robot. It's body is engorged and distended with quote-unquote "fat" provided by a fuel pump affixed into the navel area. It sits, looking somewhat pleased, whilst holograms appear to hover around its head.
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hank hill @freshgarlicknots.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"fiction normalizes—" idk abt any of that but I think social media has normalized absolutely batshit behavior and social conventions that are inconceivable to anyone that is actually well-balanced and thriving in the real world and that's a bigger problem than fiction will ever be
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 04/06/2026
I’m touching your walls. All of them. At the same time.
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 02/06/2026
First piece of art of your OC vs the most recent. I guess Kim has gone through a... similar evolution... with time. 🖼️ Dilarus, @butterdragon.bsky.social
Illustration of a grey pegasus pony with large, poofy black mane and tail and magenta eyes, with a cutie mark of a scroll wrapped in a magenta ribbon.Illustration of an impossibly massive blob of a pony, so huge that a tanker truck is only a fraction of the height of her smallest belly roll. Each of her limbs is buried under cascading rolls of fat, her face surrounded by dozens of chins and cheeks larger than buildings. A tower crane lifts a relatively tiny container towards her mostly buried face.
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 01/06/2026
I am an unending, bottomless blobnitohazard yes. Please keep the teases piling in~ :emy_fat:
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 31/05/2026
I wanna smother my friends with a huge, warm hug. The larger the friend, the more I wanna smother them. *Hug may just be smooshing my gut over you.
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 31/05/2026
Reminder that I am a humongous, immobile fat blob and you should 10,000% remind me of the physically useless, needy glutton I am at all in every conversation and every interaction we have.
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 30/05/2026
Bluesky's method of moderating and tagging stuff has always been awful, nice of y'all to catch up
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Chocodile ➡️BLFC DD ➡️Spooktacufur @chocodile.net · 30/05/2026
Like, what's under there? Is it a risque pinup drawing, which I'm fine with seeing? Is it a giant ejaculating wiener, which I don't want to see? Surprise! It's neither! It's a regular text post complaining about this change being really poorly implemented! :(
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 30/05/2026
What if me, but bigger?
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 28/05/2026
being fronty is so much easier when we’re lazing around at home and not running around a convention for a week, hufffff
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 20/05/2026
Gonna be at ConFuzzled again, with the rest of the system
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 05/05/2026
CW: Hella weight gain, sweat 🔴 Live Kim status. 🖼️ @butterdragon.bsky.social
Illustration of a ludicrously fat grey pony’s face, which has become buried in a crevasse of her own chin, cheek and back fat. A few lanterns strung from the ‘ceiling’ light the picture, showing each surface sweating heavily and a pool of sweat filling up part of the cavern.
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 30/04/2026
Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire.
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a man sitting in a cubicle with the words " do you have any updog " above him
Alt: Colin Robinson, an 'energy vampire' from What We Do In the Shadows, who just looks like a normal middle-aged bald white guy with glasses. He's sitting in a cubicle in the office with his head poking over the top of the wall, asking "Do you have any updog?"
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 28/04/2026
once again find myself in the awkward spot of having like 10 in-progress stories and being close to finishing none of them
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Oh wow really
An article titled "Groundbreaking study finds no evidence that trans athletes are a threat to women's sports
Trans and cis women Show similar levels of p physical fitness in competition, according to the first neta-analysis of the published research"
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 23/04/2026
hrrrrnnnnnn sudden powerful blob mood has occurred I need to be too fat to move a limb, too fat to even wiggle my useless little hands because they're so swaddled in blubber I NEED it
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 23/04/2026
Technotronic's 1980s Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam" was actually created so that feeders would know exactly how fast they needed to operate the manually operated food pumps of the era.
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 21/04/2026
Whoever's spamming the praise form to bump my weight up, thanks, keep it up (                      )^///^(                      )
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Bloatware (25.53 tonnes) @bloatware.xyz · 21/04/2026
*urp*
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