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april 1-7 2026 stay tuned for prompts! bluecrackficweek.straw.page

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blue crack (blue lock crack week) @bllkcrackweek.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

crack week is almost upon us!! which characters will you be clowning on? 👀 #bllkcrackweek2026 #bllk #bluelock

blue lock u20 season 2 promo pic featuring isagi, sae, rin, and aiku but all edited with a rainbow clown wig and red clown noses

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blue crack (blue lock crack week) @bllkcrackweek.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

need some ideas to kickstart your crack? have a few AU concepts, on the house! feel free to mix, match, or take inspo from!! happy cracking, friends!! see you soon 🤡 #bllkcrackweek2026 #bllk #bluelock

crack week movie au list
she's the man
10 things i hate about you
wedding crashers
battle royale
bee movie
challengers
sharknado 6

crack week movie au list
bend it like beckham
the hunger games
sharknado 3
easy a
macbeth
the lion king
sharknado 4

crack week movie au list
sharknado 1
sharknado 2
sharknado 5
the meg
the meg 2
jaws
jaws: the revenge

crack week media au art "concepts"
bugonia (bald)
cars (cars)
atla (benders!)
despicable me (minions)
natgeo (1 documentor + 1 animal)
spiderverse (alternate styles)
pop team epic (make them shaped like that)

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blue crack (blue lock crack week) @bllkcrackweek.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

FREE CRACK FREE CRACK FREE CRACK

FREE crack
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day 7 - April 7

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blue crack (blue lock crack week) @bllkcrackweek.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

prompt 6: sir, that is not intended to be a sex toy. what it says on the tin, however you want to manifest it. a hilarious alt: sir, are you aware that [object you're using for entirely innocent/unrelated purposes] is a sex toy?? bring us your silliest, most hilariously unsafe creations, friends

“Does this have to be a NSFW piece?” No, definitely not! This can be a punchline, or a very awkward miscommunication, or an emergency room AU…
“What isn’t intended to be a sex toy?” God, I know, right? Just kidding. Things without flared bases, biodegradable objects, breakable objects…

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blue crack (blue lock crack week) @bllkcrackweek.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

prompt 5: serious setup, unserious execution (or vice versa). bllk match but the soccer ball is a watermelon. someone stole the character's snacks, now they must fight to the death. keep it silly, friends

serious setup, unserious execution
alternatively, unserious setup with a serious execution (also known as crack treated seriously.)
example: the world cup final match is upon us. unfortunately, isagi just huffed a bunch of helium and now his trash talk against kaiser isn't very impressive...
day 5 - april 5th

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blue crack (blue lock crack week) @bllkcrackweek.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

prompt 4: incorrect quotes. you decide - incorrect context for this canon quote? someone else said this but now you're gonna make this person say it? the most absurd flavor of "he would not say that" you can conceive of? we look forward to seeing some of our faves paired with some unhinged quotes 👏👏

he would NOT say that
incorrect quotes
correct quote, wrong context
no he* wouldn't say that...unless you put him in a situation where he'd HAVE to say that
*character gender is yours to decide
day 4 - April 4th

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blue crack (blue lock crack week) @bllkcrackweek.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

prompt 3: transformation. please we are trusting u all to make the silliest most fucked up transformations out there. this one's pretty self-explanatory but honestly if u can come up with some even funnier interpretation of 'transformation' we're all ears

transformation
make that character into a...
-cat
-horse
-leaf
-soccer ball
-roomba
-egg
-the concept of autumn
permanently or not permanently. do it to more than one character, even.
day 3 - april 3rd

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blue crack (blue lock crack week) @bllkcrackweek.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

prompt 2: crackships. we're talking one step beyond rarepairs, or twenty steps. ship multifandom, ship that no-name bg chara we have zero info on, ship smth so mind-boggling and hilarious that everyone who sees it feels inexplicably compelled to click just to see what you could possibly be thinking

crackships
need we say more? anything goes.
yes, even that character mentioned once.
yes, even that character from another fandom.
yes, even messi. he emailed us and said it was cool.
day 2 - april 2nd

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blue crack (blue lock crack week) @bllkcrackweek.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

prompt 1: fuck up that trope. make it sillier. invert it. take it to the extreme. we have the power. we want 50k of "abstinence pollen" on our desk by april 1st. stepbro is stuck in the washing machine. put them in the stone age, let's see some SILLINESS 👏👏👏👏

Fuck up that trope
-Inverted tropes: "too many beds", or "1+5 things"
-Crack AUs: coffee shop, but it's undergoing several health code violations
-Unlikely porn scenarios: Um, Mr. Pizza guy, I don't have any money...
Day 1 - April 1st

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blue crack (blue lock crack week) @bllkcrackweek.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

IT'S TIME TO GET CRACKING (and don't worry, if any of these are confusing, stay tuned, cause we've got examples and ideas incoming over the next week!) #bllkcrackweek #bllk #Bluelock @bllkeventshub.bsky.social

Day 1: Fuck Up That Trope
Day 2: Crackships
Day 3: Transformation
Day 4: He would NOT say that
Day 5: Serious setup, unserious execution
Day 6: Sir that is not intended to be a Sex Toy
Day 7: Free Crack

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blue crack (blue lock crack week) @bllkcrackweek.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT Blue Lock Crack Week is coming up SOON this is NOT A JOKE. well. it is funny, but it IS happening starting april 1 - also not a joke, so take us seriously, but also take us unseriously prompts coming soon! @bllkeventshub.bsky.social #bllk #bluelock

Welcome to Blue Lock Crack Week!
This is a crack fic week for blue lock fic crack week fic hand hook car door man
Thanks for participating in advance
April 1-7 2026
Image shows text in comic sans colored rainbow with a low opacity tongue-out Rin Itoshi in the background

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