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Megan Bauer

@blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social
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Life is both brutal and beautiful, embrace it

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
People who cook breakfast before going to work are capable of murder
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Danke
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Probably for the best. I need to put more effort into building this profile up so I can do the same
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
My best recommendation to huge legacy media companies right now is to hire a reporter who understands crypto, the law, and politics - and how they are currently intersecting in an incredibly corrupt way that almost everyone is ignoring.
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Twitter became a place where hate is celebrated, division is encouraged and ignorance is revered. Musk is doing to the White House what he did to the social media app.
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OldDudeFella 🚫👑🤴⛔️ @olddudefella.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Been a minute! Only remember this app exists when I get sick of twitter.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Here’s the thing, don’t virtue signal and tell people on Bluesky that you quit X when you are still posting on X. Just own it. I own it. I continue to post in both places and have damn good reasons. I don’t care who doesn’t like it. Stop being phonies.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Trying to process all the madness makes me glad I'm in the escapism business.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Better than the first imo! Really enjoyed the simultaneous storylines. Venom has always been my favourite villain/anti-hero as well.
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
SO good. I’ve been gushing about this game.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
One of the great questions starting Jan 21 is how will Elon and Donald communicate? Trump is all phone. Nothing in writing. Elon isn't going to take 10+ calls a day. I wouldn't be surprised if more than half their communications are via posts on Truth Social and X Literally.
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Thanks same to you!
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
It’s finally (my) Friday! Christmas dinner with family tomorrow then Tuesday to recover.
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the American Dental Association (ADA) endorse water fluoridation. The CDC has recognized water fluoridation as one of the ten great public health achievements of the 20th century.
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Been a Bill Burr fan for years. Always speaks a lot of sense.
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I’m almost done 😂
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I am going to murder my upstairs neighbours.
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I love winter for shots like this!
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Min 🇨🇦 @skiesbeblue.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The woods under a blanket of snow this morning. #snowfall
Snow covered trees lining a lane that had been recently cleared after a snowfall. Early morning grey skies indicative of more snow to come.
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Cameron Yow @cam1947.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Excellent, insightful observation!
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I just realized I have over 300K followers here on BlueSky now. A couple of weeks ago I was around 10K. Thank you following me--I'll try to always live up to your trust because we have important work to do as a community to protect our freedom. We have a Republic to keep!
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Brian Cardone @cardonebrian.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Well they say a picture is worth a thousand words, this is spot on. Do not obey in advance!
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Good advice!
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I say this every time. 😂
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Pretty crazy someone can be charged federally with interfering in an election and those charges get dropped because they win an election.
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hahahaha
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
That’s an easy follow. She’s fantastic.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Slow. Clap.
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
So let me get this straight. If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check. But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't? Got it.
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My gf retweeted this before deactivating. Sigh
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Oh, oh wow 😭
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I’m in need of a new pfp. Should prob start taking selfies again.
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Of course!
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
There’s a save button at the bottom of the screen when you fully expand a photo.
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I’m really quite sick of men. 🤷‍♀️ And no, not all men.
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I’m still spending the majority of my time at the other place. I suspect that will change once I find my people again.
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
🎯🎯🎯
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The thoughts you think affect the physical structure of your brain and lead to more of the same thoughts. thequestion.diy/answer/98
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The Question
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
💙💙
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I’m long pressing pictures like an idiot trying to save them (it doesn’t work in the sky). That’s going to take some time to unlearn!
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The idea that those on the left will ever agree enough to be an “echo chamber” is rather funny to me. We couldn’t even agree whether to refer to Kamala Harris by her first or last name.
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Thanks, Danny!
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Bucket list item right there
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Load up on rings before you go!
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Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
It’s true
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