Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The speed of light is the absolute speed limit of the universe. The one exception is the velocity an AirPod shoots out of a dropped case. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comBob's Literal Grasping at StrawsALT: Bob's Literal Grasping at Straws 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The bad news: A lab leaked plague in Russia The good news: the odds Ai kills all of humanity are now lower 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh good, Russian plague escape is exactly what I would be thinking about this time of year. Just a thought, what if we fire everyone running this planet right now? 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Now can I meet the 20M voters that are upset that 22 people think their vote matters more? 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Reportedly he sprained his thumb after repeated thumbs up given to Ben Johnson for sitting Swift 020
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wait, that is the Cyrus Allen entrance music…..no? 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Well, there goes the people that don’t fart vote. 020
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have to think the Titans scouting team will be spending a lot of time visiting top QBs in the draft. Cam Ward looks overwhelmed. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Setting my FF lineups this weekstatic.klipy.comIm Not Dead Im Not Dead YetALT: Im Not Dead Im Not Dead Yet 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So….what you are saying is there is a chancestatic.klipy.comDumb And Dumber: Lloyd's 'There's a Chance'ALT: Dumb And Dumber: Lloyd's 'There's a Chance' 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It is time they had a real Offensive Coordinator. Enough of this bringing back glory days guys. 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026NO! We deserve hope and leadership. Or at least I think we deserve it. Maybe not 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love all the fantasy football start/sit advice but I am starting 3 tight ends right now and I ran out of IR spots in week 1 for most of my teams. 100
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Now this is the TNF I know and love. What the F was all that nonsense last week? 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just paid $5.49 for gas but at least my healthcare is crazy expensive, food prices are up, interest rates are rising and more and more people I know are getting laid off. 001
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It was in poor taste BECAUSE he was drinking their sponsor Bud Light. That is about as poor of a tasting beat that exists. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comAngels In The Outfield: It Could HappenALT: Angels In The Outfield: It Could Happen 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As a lifelong Angels fan this is an elite movie reference and also extremely painful reminder of how terrible our team is. 120
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I do love being a sardonic asshole on social media but more important to me is knowing that those in my world know that I would do anything to help. You, whomever you are are great. The world needs the true you, never hold back. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So true. For some the battle to get moving is a major battle, don’t assume you know what others are battling. Just be the light for those that need it. 050
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Motivational speakers are this eras false profits. Pay $100 for my seminar where I explain why. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m guessing you don’t have Bowers and Loveland like I do. Stupid me being excited that they fell so far to me. 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You are correct. It is the IPA of fantasy football. I’m glad you like it but please don’t make me consume it. 100
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Is the best option for the Falcons to not play ANY QB this week? 220
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Don’t blame sleeper, it is your fault for playing IDP 110
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m thinking of quitting my job just based on the amount of emails I have unread 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The favorite music he is listening to is just the cries of starving children 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This has been a long, horrible, awful week. Thank god it is Friday. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Which young pass catchers do you think are going to be impactful playoff scorers who aren’t scoring right now? 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Or they leave Watson in until he is injured enough for them to file insurance claims. Your assuming they are trying to run a good organization, their history says otherwise 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Kubiak also says Abe Lincoln day to day with minor headache 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You should have reported that Skattebo shook his head after every play. Not good 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When Mike McDaniel’s offense doesn’t work his doucheness grows 2 sizes 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Celebrations should only be fines. It doesn’t change what happened I live game play. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026How long does Mike McDaniel’s genius take to kick in? 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Watson skeptics just don’t believe in his soft tissue, his skills are undeniable 050
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Deshaun Watson looks about as good as he deserves to be. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hate the Patriots but Drake Maye deserves a better offensive system. I hope they lose every week but somehow they do right by Maye. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This isn’t the football game I ordered. Please take it back. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 09/09/202695% of people only do what benefits themselves the most. Misleading benefits teams. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Never expect normal behavior from people you know to be abnormal. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026At first I thought he was an In N Out employee 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Every time something good happens for Goodell an angel losses it’s wings 010
