Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 17hThe speed of light is the absolute speed limit of the universe. The one exception is the velocity an AirPod shoots out of a dropped case. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The bad news: A lab leaked plague in Russia The good news: the odds Ai kills all of humanity are now lower 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh good, Russian plague escape is exactly what I would be thinking about this time of year. Just a thought, what if we fire everyone running this planet right now? 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have to think the Titans scouting team will be spending a lot of time visiting top QBs in the draft. Cam Ward looks overwhelmed. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Setting my FF lineups this weekstatic.klipy.comIm Not Dead Im Not Dead YetALT: Im Not Dead Im Not Dead Yet 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love all the fantasy football start/sit advice but I am starting 3 tight ends right now and I ran out of IR spots in week 1 for most of my teams. 100
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Now this is the TNF I know and love. What the F was all that nonsense last week? 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just paid $5.49 for gas but at least my healthcare is crazy expensive, food prices are up, interest rates are rising and more and more people I know are getting laid off. 001
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I do love being a sardonic asshole on social media but more important to me is knowing that those in my world know that I would do anything to help. You, whomever you are are great. The world needs the true you, never hold back. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Motivational speakers are this eras false profits. Pay $100 for my seminar where I explain why. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m thinking of quitting my job just based on the amount of emails I have unread 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This has been a long, horrible, awful week. Thank god it is Friday. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When Mike McDaniel’s offense doesn’t work his doucheness grows 2 sizes 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026How long does Mike McDaniel’s genius take to kick in? 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Deshaun Watson looks about as good as he deserves to be. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hate the Patriots but Drake Maye deserves a better offensive system. I hope they lose every week but somehow they do right by Maye. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This isn’t the football game I ordered. Please take it back. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Never expect normal behavior from people you know to be abnormal. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Every time something good happens for Goodell an angel losses it’s wings 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If anyone wondered what parenting book boomers read to learn to raise us, here is a copy: 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I am running for President in 2028 and my entire platform is renaming this section of the Florida Intracoastal waterway 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Based on my exhaustive study of how the universe works I am 99% sure that Dolly Parton is now a force ghost. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It is reported that Iran placed a $10 million bounty on the head of Baron Trump. When asked how much the county was ok Eric Trump an Iranian spokesman said “nah, he is fine as is” 011
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026So y’all can just close your eyes and sleep on a plane? That’s wild. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I hate to look backwards but, perhaps we were wrong to give leadership of the world to a feces throwing monkey on angel dust. 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 16/08/2026RyanAir The only airline where you get to help up the person sitting in your seat from the previous flight. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I made so much money selling special eclipse magnifying glasses. I’m going to make even more with these post eclipse eye patches. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“Baseball is failing, it takes too long, not enough action, it is stuck in the past and resists modernization” Says guy who then talks about how much he loves golf. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Put a grand piano in the middle of a room and people cheer as strangers play music. Yet my bagpipes in the middle of the hotel lobby don’t get nearly the respect. 000
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Making money on OnlyFans DOES NOT make you a model. You are an OnlyFans actor.static.klipy.comControversial Opinion Here BrickyALT: Controversial Opinion Here Bricky 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Time and time again the world learns to not trust any name that starts with Taylor. When will we learn? 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I don’t know what hell is like, but I do know that it is governed by a Home Owners Association 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The Cardinals offense looks sharp. I’m moving my projection up to 2 wins 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I have never paid to see a Steagal movie, I would however pay an incredible amount to watch a him perform King Lear live on stage. 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Last week I started an all salad diet. I’ve lost 90 lbs. 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It is 2026, it is time we normalize drinking heavily whatever day of the week it currently is. Dint judge me!! 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Need motivation to exercise and eat right? Wear your slightly too small jeans once a week. 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I need some advice on how to manage living with an unbearably annoying family member. My wife really needs some good advice. 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 01/08/2026After a 10 year long double blind, 100,000 participant, peer reviewed study, I can now confirm Fruity Pebbles are neither fruity nor pebbles. 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I’m having a day where absolutely everything is wrong. Can someone please double check that Henry Kissinger hasn’t risen from the grave to find more millions to kill? 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Day 3000 of not watching ESPN until Stephen A Smith is let go. I’m sure Disney doesn’t care if I watch or not but my life has dramatically improved from not absorbing stupidity every day. 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I know we are all exhausted with the constant outrage and vitriol. That being said, there isn’t enough anger that Bojangles isn’t in every part of the country. F’ing infuriating. 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 26/07/2026There are few things in this world that terrify me as much as a narcissist on their birthday 031
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026If you believe in the supremacy of the white race you clearly don’t have a quality dermatologist. 072
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Well, at least our gas and groceries are cheap and none of us have explosive diarrhea www.cnn.com/2026/07/24/h...cnn.comUS measles cases reach 35-year high, for second record-breaking year in a row | CNNMeasles has continued its historic resurgence in the United States this year, with a second record-breaking year in a row. 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Zlatan retiring from commentary reminds me of Barry Sanders retiring in his prime. It just isn’t fair to show us greatness and then take it away. 010
Self Unaware @blissfullystupid.bsky.social · 20/07/2026He has laid the groundwork for this to get much much worse. 010
