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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 19h

Pop Tarts Buzz Balls?! I'm allowing myself a booze binge at the end of this month, and I MUST track this marvelous perversion of science down.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The fucking HP Brown Sauce is fucking sending me.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Having played quite a bit of Microsoft Flight Sim career mode it turns out that, once you're at cruising altitude and have your autopilot set to NAV, the game becomes Microsoft Babysit-The-Radio simulator, where you can experience the thrill of being a receptionist at 20,000 feet.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm torn on Malfoid. I love genderswapping characters and shoving anime into places it probably shouldn't go but I really don't want to touch anything to do with Potterdom.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I literally snagged 2 BoBs and Ezra hah brown bites after my jabs.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I've been fucking locked out of TikTok because my account has been flagged for being under 13. Are they fucking serious?!

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A memory just resurfaced of getting to drop a hard/cheesy line. On my last day at DWP in Erdington I went to the Subway I was a regular at. The server had come to recognize me and, as ever, said "See you later!". Knowing I'd never return there, I simply responded "No, you won't." and walked away.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One must imagine the Coyote happy, indeed...

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Well I like it. I like it. I li-li-like it.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That's awful, chief. I can only imagine how violating it feels.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ben's the hero who co-ordinated us getting involved. I was just there to support. Many thanks all the same, though!

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Yeah, and next to me is Ben Clodfelter, board chair of the Atheist Community of Austin. We try and represent secular voices in these matters and while our efforts to stop HB10 and the Bluebell reading list were unsuccessful, it's still a fight worth having.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Reading the synopsis and I'm loving that it includes Big G antagonizing a Joe Rogan/Alex Jones expy, a polemic that Godzilla goes on a rampage because we didn't Keep Austin Weird enough, and the very notion of "Tex-Mech". I might have to grab this.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Eyes are giving Kawaii. Don't worry about it.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Armored house shoes! What a concept! Get me Shark Tank! Get me Dragon's Den! I've got a billion dollar concept!

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It DOES objectively suck in its writing, most of the characterization, and the horrendous politics. But I can't help but enjoy some of the spectacle and I feel bad for that.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A modified Beretta 93R, exclusively used to shoot sexual predators in their junk?

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

(Translator's Note: "Do-da-la-la-la-laaa!" means "Protect Trans Kids" in English)

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Perhaps we do overthink things a little...or maybe not enough?

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Britain were holding the crown for Brexit, but yeah, we concede the Olympic Gold for Freestyle Team Stupidity to Team USA on this one.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Boy oh boy, can't wait for the 1.0 release of the TORMENT NEXUS!

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Anyone ever watch that anime GATE? The one where the JSDF fight fantasy armies? It's the most problematic thing I've enjoyed and is my guiltiest pleasure. The author is an ultranationalist, it reads like fascist military propaganda, but...a dogfight between an F4 Phantom II and a dragon tho...

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I did the sensible thing. Adulting sucks.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Do I make the financially responsible decision to pay down a bit of debt, thus enabling me to have an emergency loan source in my back pocket and 80 bucks a month now available to spend, or do I take a trip that I may never get another opportunity for...

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You know what? If this was ALL they did? If the Trump family were otherwise non-corrupt or at least only at the level of your average Democrat senator I'd be fine with it. I mean, if I were President I'd get the Navy to give me a ride in an F-18 at least once.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

While out running an errand a nice young lady offered me two free shots. Couldn't say no to that, though I did feel a little bit of a prick. So now I'm up to date on my flu and COVID boosters. Get your vaccines, folks!

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Criminal that his portrayal of The Vulture was squandered after Homecoming. One of the few Marvel antagonists with an understandable motive, some actual humanity (making his downfall all the more tragic), and an actor with the charisma to pull it all off. He's also the only Porco Rosso for me.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Better that 'funny number' than the one two doors down.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If anyone is in the Austin area and wants an authentic taste of England, go a bit south to Dripping Springs and get yourself some Legally Distinct 'Greggs'. www.thegreatbritishbakingco.com

thegreatbritishbakingco.com

Lunch In Dripping Springs | The Great British Baking Company | Dripping Springs

Come visit The Great British Baking Co for authentic British breakfast and lunch in Dripping Springs

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

What's her favourite type of armour piercing weapon? A RONdel dagger!

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This is what heppens if Tinky-Winky gets divorced and finances a Ford Super Duty.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

He's in the WWE Hall of Fame. Wouldn't be surprised if Ric Flair showed him how to blade.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

What they say: "I would very much like to do a Big Sex on you" What the bisexual hears: "I see you as a good friend!"

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

They invented Twi'Leks and Bothans and introduced a generation to Harrison Ford's chest hair and Carrie Fisher's thighs. Star Wars has ALWAYS been soaked in low key horni.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Similar to the male urge, only ours has more red and black in it and is labelled 'tactical' for some reason.

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Jamie the "Blind Limey" @blindlimey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

A good friend of mine's elder dog is facing pretty significant kidney problem so if you can spare a little to help with vet bills please donate ko-fi.com/roricandydemon Many Thanks!

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