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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️

@blemur.bsky.social
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Male/35/IT Sysadmin. Happily married. 💍 Mostly Straight. Father of 2 girls. Christian. Sharks fan, Mariners/Dodgers fan, Seahawks fan. NSFW accs plz DNI. 🚫

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DodgerBlue.com @dodgerblue1958.bsky.social · 8h
It doesn't seem the Dodgers will follow their 2025 postseason usage of Tyler Glasnow this year. dodgerblue.com/dodgers-nlds...
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Dodgers might not be able to leverage Tyler Glasnow's versatility in NLDS 2026
Los Angeles Dodgers manager Dave Roberts suggested Tyler Glasnow will only start in a game if he pitches during the 2026 NLDS.
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 10h
Smdh, the teams I like are located in Seattle, Los Angeles, Alberta and Minnesota. Wtf is wrong with me bro 😭 Gonna look like Charlie in the mail room trying to explain the connections.
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5-0 White Sox-Astros
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
This is absolutely real 😂
ORIGINAL CONCOURSE RESTROOMS
ORIGINAL MEMORIAL
STADIUM MENS URINAL TROUGH
$3,000
Limited quantity remain Independence
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Golden Maw @goldenmaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another head done. If you recognize him or he's your main you have to repost/rt I don't make the rules 🤷‍♀️
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Justin Verlander & Max Scherzer both probably done, bro this is literally making me sad as hell. 😿😿
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Traded bro for a cheeseburger LMFAO
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LMFAOOOOOO
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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 28/09/2026
⬡⬢⬡ HockeyViz 2026-2027 NHL Season Preview ⬢⬡⬢ Detailed breakdowns for every team and a million simulations of the upcoming NHL season. There is a panoply of viz. hockeyviz.com/txt/preview2627
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Talkin' Baseball @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dan Wilson has informed the Mariners that he will not return in 2027, per @RyanDivish
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Started Drake Maye this week
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Add David Pastrnak to the list of recently announced NHL captains! 👏
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🛎️ BREAKING 🛎️The Los Angeles Dodgers are finalizing a trade for Seattle Mariners ace Hayden Schroeder, sources tell ESPN. Art by @kasettetape.bsky.social (I made him teal too!)
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🛎️ BREAKING 🛎️The Los Angeles Dodgers are finalizing a trade for Seattle Mariners ace Hayden Schroeder, sources tell ESPN. Art by @kasettetape.bsky.social (I made him teal too!)
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bro threw a fucking DOT
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a throw. The more I see Kamario Taylor the better I feel about what he did to the Gophers
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did you know that PBR stands for P Blemu R???
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Deciding I'm mostly just being a fan of teams that are blue or green or teal.
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fiene0d.bsky.social @fiene0d.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WIP - wg comic - deer guy progress. Worked a little more on comic.
wip - work in progress - weight gain comic - anthro deer guy and wolf girl
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me drinking the Iced Coffee That Turns You into a 600-lb Dog.
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Spongebob Squarepants: Thirsty Water Drink
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Future Hall of Famer Justin Verlander leaves the field for the last time.
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
YEET
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s one way to get a hit 😅
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
image of the year lmaooo
texas player pretending to piss as a celebration. the close caption reads “no no no no”
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bro is it 1776???
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Most are around my height, about 5'11-ish"-6'. Somewhat taller than average but not by much.
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Sugarboy @sugarboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Opening for around 10 new slots, prices and details here! www.furaffinity.net/view/9938399/ Please include your references, a brief description of what you want, and paypal e-mail when you send a DM here or note there! Hope yall are enjoying the fall and are as excited for Halloween month as I am!
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Commission Price List! by Sugarboy
Commission Guidelines and Rules:. . COMMISSION DETAILS. -Send me a note with all of your details! What kind of commission you'd like (Sk ...
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Amadose 🔞 @amadose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm... being targeted by InfoWars...
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mmm gray slop yummy
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Marshawn Lynch's advice to Jayden Daniels on how to avoid elbow injuries going forward is legitimately the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 25/09/2026
🚨 BREAKING: In a major loss for voters, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 to allow the Trump administration to initiate voter roll purges using a flawed database involving Americans' private data. The ruling will disproportionately impact naturalized citizens who've been wrongly flagged in the system.
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bro we’re about to be a PROBLEM this year
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Chocodile ➡️BLFC DD ➡️Spooktacufur @chocodile.net · 13/12/2024
All for freedom and for pleasure Nothing ever lasts forever Everybody wants to rule the world [ #furryart #oc #originalcharacter ]
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NHL Scores @nhlscores.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Final: Ducks 0 Sharks 10
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You: “Hockey is dumb” My honest response:
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Katnay 🇲🇽 🦜 @katnay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Commissions OPEN!!
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Marupanda @marupanda.art · 25/09/2026
I was at a furniture store and saw a chair that could fit two of me side by side. I showed it to @blemur.bsky.social and said only one of his fat, bro characters' asses would fit in it. We both agreed though that Jared, the shark, would probably just become stuck because he's very BIG. #MARU #Art
Blemur's Jared, the extraordinarily immense, corpulent bro of a shark standing up after sitting in a chair meant for somebody with a large back end, yet as he stands up the chair is still stuck to his built in seat of a butt, like a thick Italian sub sandwich, filled to the brim with meat, plastic sealed for freshness. Jared is not amused and says "Oh shit... not again!"
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NBC Sports Philadelphia @nbcsportsphiladelphia.com · 25/09/2026
Two minutes for being too tucked in 🤔
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LMFAOOO Charmin-soft ass league
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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[Schefter] NFL fined 49ers FB Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote. twitter.com/AdamSchefter...
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Temiree ☀️🦦 @temiree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A drawing referencing the quoted post audio, featuring Ryan, an anthro/furry raccoon, and Nes, an anthro/furry kangaroo.

Ryan looks down amused at what he's made. Nes leans into the doorway, asking, "What are you doing in here?!" Ryan responds, "Doin' some DJ stuff! I call this... Evil September."
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NBA star Steven Adams warns GTA 6 will cause performances in every sports league to "plummet" He predicts they will improve once players and coaches have finished the game
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Bade ⚾️ #Sheptember ✌️ @blemur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Blue Jays eliminated before the Mariners
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Will Smith's Emotional Moment - Pursuit of Happyness
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