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EliDeeer

@bleats.me
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30s, He/Him, Bi, Demi // Musician, IT Guy, Nerd for all things technology (fuck GenAI) 🔞 Frequently NSFW PFP by @knives4cats.bsky.social Suit 🔜

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Ki / キリ~ 🥔 @reilukah.bsky.social · 3h
Toothy Smile 3.5x5inch watercolors
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 15h
This one
A screenshot of an Amazon listing for a Renpho reach curve massage gun with extension handle.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 15h
I have a renpho one from Amazon with an extendo handle so I can reach my own back, it's killer. I can't handle anything above level 2/4 it's somewhat aggressive lol
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 15h
One I had to learn myself is, you probably aren't changing your towels often enough. One or two showers max and then get a fresh one
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 15h
Done. It's a topic I'm unfortunately very familiar with, I think it would be a difficult genre of game for me to play without resurfacing old memories I'd rather have forgotten.
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 22h
Pumpkin patch fursuit photos
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 22h
Keysmashing in the comment section is a sign of great respect in my culture
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Barladera @barladera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🪢
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killy 🐱 @knives4cats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
well don't just leave her like that
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 30/09/2026
I think I'm still on a blocklist because I liked/ commented on your posts, loser behavior of the highest order
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Tool-Assisted Speedrun clips @tasnocontext.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Game: Family Feud (1993, SNES) TAS Author: Heisanevilgenius Source: tasvideos.org/1248M
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 30/09/2026
:(
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck theonion.com/study-finds-deer-only-…
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck
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Bando @bandobear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of you furries stopped growing up after high school
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 30/09/2026
I just have to survive a couple more weeks until surgery
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 30/09/2026
Chronic sleep deprivation is cool because I can feel my brain decomposing. I have to stop and search for the word I need in almost every sentence I speak. I can't remember to do anything anymore, I have to set reminders and timers for like, taking medicine and basic shit that should be routine.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 30/09/2026
LRT I can't believe nobody at 404 media has played Minecraft before
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Cedsy @cedsie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love seeing people fear-monger about AI when they're actually looking at the infamously cheesy and pretentious ending to Minecraft
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 29/09/2026
I'm sorry you're going through this :( hopefully you can get it sorted and have some relief & good sleep
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 29/09/2026
I have gigabit fiber from TDS, it's cheaper than my 300mbps spectrum line was and it's so much more reliable
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 29/09/2026
I have a pourover machine but it's a Hamilton beach and way way cheaper than this one lol
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 28/09/2026
Hsksfhksfjdhd 🫪 oh my god he's so handsome
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I'M BENNY🐶 / BAW🐐 @bennycartoonist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
King Rauru gordito💖
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Campbell Art Page @campbellartpage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike makes for a good bed 😋🥴 #furrycute #furrycouple #furrycuddles #furrybara #furrygaycute #furrygay
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 28/09/2026
How I feel about Idaho
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✦ Kettu ✦ @kitakettu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
•🌿 Wolf Premade 🌿• Up for auction officially on my TG channel! • Starting bid is 3800€ • Ends a week from now on October 5th! • Pictures provided by @lutu.bsky.social 📸
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 28/09/2026
My peanits
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 28/09/2026
I've done dragon defender on two accounts and they were around 550 and 700kc. I think my longest dry streak between defenders was 150 and then I got the next few super quick
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 27/09/2026
Skill issue honestly. If I get power bottomed I'll nut before it's even in
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The eepiest bou #deer 🦌
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 27/09/2026
Put them in dark souls :3 bsky.app/profile/blea...
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 27/09/2026
I still remember protogens being a closed species and literally everyone went "lol no" and made their own anyways
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 27/09/2026
Dark Souls but you're having an allergic reaction to promethazine (Thank you @kingborehaha.bsky.social for the 15th anniversary mod it's beautifully broken)
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Leaf mogging
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 25/09/2026
I prefer my dogshit VRChat worlds to be handmade tyvm
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 25/09/2026
This fucks oh my god
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 25/09/2026
Gruntilda: "Xbox owners disconcert, Make them eat some lard and dirt!"
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 25/09/2026
Reginald
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Daarclaw 𓅡 @daarclaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stolas - The Emperor 💙 #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #fanart
Fanart of Stolas from Helluva Boss dressed in his The Emperor outfit from the Tarot card inspired merch bundle.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 25/09/2026
Who's that if you don't mind me asking?
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🏙️ Toshi Toki 🏙️ @toshitokistudio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Our blue deer head is finished! We will be taking pre-claim offers starting from now, so please feel free get in contact if you’re interested! Current offer is £3.3k The head features adjustable Velcro eyelids & magnetic antlers! Hand hooves and tail will be included but have not yet been made.
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Temiree ☀️🦦 @temiree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A drawing referencing the quoted post audio, featuring Ryan, an anthro/furry raccoon, and Nes, an anthro/furry kangaroo.

Ryan looks down amused at what he's made. Nes leans into the doorway, asking, "What are you doing in here?!" Ryan responds, "Doin' some DJ stuff! I call this... Evil September."
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 24/09/2026
Small top :3
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 24/09/2026
My Google fu is weak today but I disabled auto update in case I find it
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 24/09/2026
Oh shit I didn't realize this was a thing that still existed, that's sick. I remember VHS and miniDV but I always assumed they like, stopped making them?
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 24/09/2026
MiniDV handycam my beloved
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 24/09/2026
I have a foot pedal so I can shitpost while I alch
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#deer 🦌
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