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EliDeeer

@bleats.me
318 followers 710 following 1.5K posts

30s, He/Him, Bi, Demi // Musician, IT Guy, Nerd for all things technology (fuck GenAI) 🔞 Frequently NSFW PFP by @knives4cats.bsky.social Suit 🔜

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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 01/10/2026
This one
A screenshot of an Amazon listing for a Renpho reach curve massage gun with extension handle.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 27/09/2026
Dark Souls but you're having an allergic reaction to promethazine (Thank you @kingborehaha.bsky.social for the 15th anniversary mod it's beautifully broken)
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 15/09/2026
I thought my 500mm starblitz was stupid enough but that's just insane lmao
A deer plushie, as seen through the viewfinder of a camera A silver and black Canon camera on a tripod with a very large lense fitted to the front
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 12/09/2026
Oh look it's the meme I saved for this exact situation lmao
Scary skeleton man with the caption "I forget but I do not forgive I'm just walking around hating mfs can't remember why!!"
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 08/09/2026
Now I have an excuse to post this again lmfao
Eli the deer, drawn as a milk-soaked plushie being flung against a wall
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 05/09/2026
Holy fucking shit touch grass. I've never seen this many labels all at the same time lmfao
Many automatic labels appearing on an account, such as "made over 50 posts yesterday", "posts over 20 times per day on average", "unfollowed 1000+ in the last month", and "frequently posts suspected AI"
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 27/08/2026
I had a ragdoll who would "rrrraow" at you if she wanted to sit on your lap but a book/ laptop/ etc was in the way lol. And she rolled the R's
A brown and white ragdoll cat curled up asleep on a blue blanket
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 27/08/2026
I need to travel more XD
A map of the US states I have visited
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 20/08/2026
Here's a similar guy by the same maker look at himmmm 🥰
A very large plushie deer splayed out on top of a bed
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 19/08/2026
I mean, does building your own PBX server for the sake of having a working desk phone with furry art sound neurotypical to you? :3
A computer desk which features a beige CRT monitor, a computer case with furry art inside, and a desk phone with furry art on the screen. There is also a small plush deer perched atop the computer, and an Anthrocon flag on the wall.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 15/08/2026
The scenery here is unmatched :3
A small lake atop a mountain, flanked by rocky granite peaks and pine trees
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 06/08/2026
I got a massage gun with a long arm so I can use it on my own back, but the instruction manual seems to be implying other uses
Instructions card for a massage gun, which reads, "Avoid using the massage gun on areas with poor circulation and sensitive boy(sic) parts such as head, face, cervical vertebrae, and body bones".
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 01/08/2026
der
A character reference sheet for Eli, a grey and tan furry deer character
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 31/07/2026
Eli the deer as a badly drawn soyjak pointing at something behind him
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 30/07/2026
Sona vs what I drive :3
A furry deer character smiles with his eyes closed while holding an Ikea plushie shark. Art by MilqyPupA silver Toyota Tacoma pickup truck parked in the driveway of a house. It is equipped with a truck bed camper, as well as a winch bumper with yellow lights and orange tow hooks.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 28/07/2026
@ahzealion.bsky.social I'm not sure the world is ready for this much cake 🫪
A furry deer character poses suggestively in a dimly lit room
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 25/07/2026
I saw everyone doing the age verification meme trend and remembered that I still have a copy of Halo CE that I bought new lmao
A boxed PC CD-ROM copy of Halo Combat Evolved
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 15/07/2026
Nargacuga! (Friend's suit for reference)
A purple nargacuga fursuiter stares into the camera while riding an escalator
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 12/07/2026
Even in Dark Souls I'm double cheeked up
A screenshot from Dark Souls, but the chosen undead has been replaced by a furry deer character with a sizeable posterior
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 05/07/2026
Hey @cpsc.gov I feel like you'd have something to say about a box of fireworks which features the words "flavored" and "potato chips"?
A fireworks fountain box which reads "Winda fireworks, truffle flavored potato chips" and looks suspiciously like the front of a Lays chips bag.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 29/06/2026
Happy Pride to all the gay little animals that live in my phone 🥰🏳️‍🌈 Art by @chevybarks.bsky.social
Eli the deer, taking a selfie at a pride parade
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 27/06/2026
Piano gang! This one was my great grandmother's, a Gulbransen from 1928 (I think, based on the serial number)
An old piano with some of its panels removed for servicing. There is an arcade cabinet to the right, and a sofa in front of it.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 26/06/2026
I played all of Boundless Dreams on a Dell M990 and it was fantastic :3
A beige CRT monitor displaying a videogame sits atop a colorful desk pad
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 26/06/2026
I don't use mine nearly as much as you do but the Ryobi is really great
Two hot glue guns sitting on a carpeted floor
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 22/06/2026
Nothing going on inside his gay little head 🥰
A character reference sheet of Eli, a grey, white, and tan deer.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 07/06/2026
Your fursona? Playable in Dark Souls? It's more likely than you think! Huge thanks to @arfastuff.bsky.social for modding my VRChat avatar into my favorite game, he's open for commissions btw
The cutscene from Dark Souls 1 where the chosen undead arrives at Firelink Shrine, but the character model has been replaced with a furry deer character.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 30/05/2026
3d printing is cool because I had an idea for how to mount a ham radio in my truck and now it exists :3
A small ham radio transceiver with a hand mic rests in a black plastic enclosure. The enclosure is wedged into the center cupholders of a vehicle.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 28/05/2026
A throbber, also known as a loading icon, is an animated graphical control element used to show that a computer program is performing an action in the background.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 28/05/2026
Come on man, I can't even get away from AI when I'm reading junk mail lmao
A mail advertisement for the American Express Business Platinum card that includes the line, "New! $300 ChatGPT Business Credit, see inside for details".
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 27/05/2026
A quote from Anthony Bourdain which has been altered to say, "Once you've been shopping for PC parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands".
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 16/05/2026
I just remembered I still have my childhood gameboy camera lmfao
A GameBoy Light with a GameBoy camera taking a picture of a blåhaj on a couch
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 14/05/2026
Does it specifically have to be a dedicated camera because like, the 2DS does take some pretty awful photos
A Nintendo 2DS taking a picture of a hat
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 05/05/2026
Got the film scans back from my trip to Kauai, here's a few highlights :3 Canon Rebel 2000, 40mm f2.8 Fuji 400 and Portra 800
A white wooden gazebo stands in the middle of a botanical garden, surrounded by tropical plants and palm trees.A lighthouse is visible in the distance atop a grassy peninsula. The ocean beneath it is a greenish blueA power distribution panel covered in many stickersAn ocean wave breaks against a wall on the shore
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 27/04/2026
Idk if I can pick a favorite between RhuDeer by rhubic or Jinxed Deer by dontjinxit. They're both great, I use rhu as my main and jinxed as manual fallback
A furry deer character in VRChat standing in front of a building with a sign that reads "michaelsoft binbows"A furry deer character in VRChat wearing a comically tall hat holds a fishing rod while standing on a beach. There is a rainbow-colored book on the end of the line.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 20/04/2026
If you didn't take a picture of the camera were you really there /j
A hand holding a silver and black Canon camera. In the background is a sandy shore by the ocean.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 16/04/2026
If you're not being gay on the computer then Alan Turing died for nothing
A furry deer character in VRChat fishing from a dock. He is sitting in an office chair and wearing a comically tall hat.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 10/04/2026
For context here's what it looked like last time I donated 😭 I'm gonna miss it but I sure won't miss the upkeep lol
A man with long hair and a beard takes a picture of himself sitting on a sofa, with a window behind.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 10/04/2026
Hairline has been slowly sliding backwards for the last few years, and I didn't think I could keep my hair growing long enough for another donation, so I have joined the bald gang 👍
A man with a freshly shaved head takes a photo of himself inside a kitchen.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 07/04/2026
The sloppening will continue until Sam Altman's net worth improves
A screenshot of why.bsky.team whinging about people who don't drink the AI koolaid
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 06/04/2026
"boohoo woe is me why is everyone being mean to me when I brag about how much I piss in the gas tank" meanwhile, the car:
A screenshot of the Bluesky app failing to load
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 01/04/2026
Never forget that time they dogwhistled in an update post
A screenshot from a Telegram update post. Circled in red is "1,488 subscribers", a number which is a common neo-nazi dogwhistle
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 28/03/2026
I wasn't gonna make another avatar but this base by @rhubic.bsky.social is super cute :3
A furry deer character wearing a comically large hat is fishing from a dock while sitting in an office chair.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 27/03/2026
Got it figured out 👍
A VRChat avatar of Eli the deer, taking a photo in a mirror
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 21/03/2026
Whoever put the entirety of Dark Souls Remastered in VRChat you're a fucking legend. The ladders are nearly unusable and I had to put a flashlight on my avatar, but wow this is probably my new favorite world. Would love to see boss models added as well, maybe even the DLC?
Eli, an anthropomorphic deer, surrounded by fire in the kiln of the first flame
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 21/03/2026
Found it lol
Eli the deer, surrounded by fire in the kiln of the first flame
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 16/03/2026
Omg I asked to be added to this blocklist months ago and it finally happened. Thank you for bestowing this honor upon me 🥰
A bluesky labeller titled, "AI Hater: Subscribes to anti-AI blocklists or otherwise seems poorly disposed for productive conversations."
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 16/03/2026
Happiness is putting a silly hat on your fursona
Two furry avatars in VRChat fishing on a beach. The one in the foreground is wearing a comically tall hat, and has caught a rainbow-patterned book.
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 12/03/2026
These books gay. Good for them
A screenshot from VRChat of two furry characters fishing on a beach. The one in the foreground has hooked a rainbow colored book
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 07/03/2026
My VRChat avatar took me like $30 for buying the base model and 3 hours of fighting with substance painter and swearing lol
A screenshot from VRChat of a furry deer avatar waving at a mirror
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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 06/03/2026
Nvm found it
The Magic The Gathering card "Deflecting Swat"
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