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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Maker of wooden things,son to an auld man and brother tae a numpty. Author of Blaze Dog Detective books.

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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy new strings day.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every single time...
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone must suffer for the masses.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I disrupted the calm. The call of coffee was too great.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Feeling blessed...
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm gagging for a morning coffee, but dare not disrupt this harmony.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Peace has been achieved. 4 in the bed....
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Teaching and learning what's taught are 2 different entities
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is hard to believe I'm afraid.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've heard they may contest any seats won by Democrats to delay past January thus keeping a majority.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At least with a sun god, you can see the sun...
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just watched a whole series about different cultures throughout history, Aztecs, Crusades, Ottoman etc etc. You know the common thread through them all? The justification of killing in the name of whatever god they happened to worship. Funny that,eh?
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I may have fallen on my arse..... but....I didn't need viagara tae get up.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is indeed. Has to be done
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only about 32 days until the insurrection act is triggered in America
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Coming up to 5 months ago. I'm still crying every day for my best friend.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm at the age where I do break dancing....without the dancing...Just the break part....
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You couldn't squeeze a cigarette paper up my bum, it was so clenched. I'm feart of heights.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On the way up.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I contemplated earlier about going to an old local pub where I knew an ex girlfriend was likely to be, then as I was sitting there with Laoch and both cats cuddling in to me, I thought, she canna give me this contentment, so we're in the village pub instead...no drama.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pre covid. Now....i look at stairs with trepidation..
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can barely believe pre covid, I'd be on climbing ropes. Age comes on fast, eh?
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need tae find oot where he lives.....so I can draw an exclusion zone....
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Compared to last week when I fell doon the stairs at a do in the social club, it was a less bruising experience. Canna believe I used tae be a mountain guide and now I canna navigate stairs and pavements.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So....walking doon the road tae the pub, listening tae the Scotland game on the phone and wifi dropped. So....theres me concentrating on regaining wifi, tripped ower a kerb and went arse over tit intae someone's garden bush. I hope they dinna have a ring cam.. #Twat
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It should be law.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aye, on the bogie
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Want to drop fuel prices? Drop government taxation on fuel and hit oil companies with windfall taxes. Welcome to my TED Talk.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The truth aye comes oot
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
See when you're young and you dream up all the plans for your future life? My life has exceeded all expectations. Not necessarily in the way I had predicted, but its been an amazing roller coaster of a ride.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whit???? Now you admit tae finding a wumman who actually accepts you???
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Into the path of incoming trucks
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We cawd them gutties
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
America is the car crash you just can't resist slowing down to gawp at, isn't it????
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dinna mock my canvas shoes whilst your ripping my social status
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And, smoking Sobraine cocktail cigarettes
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cripes. I never treated my wife with that much consideration to her well being. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Back fae the pub, In bed munching on dark chocolate digestive biscuits. Living the dream, eh?
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Youngsters. See when the Internet is attacked and goes down and nothing works anymore. Just remember, your Granny and Grandad knew how to physically fix shit.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've heard it say, God has a perverse sense of humour. When Farage walked away from a plane crash, I cannot help but wholeheartedly agree.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Update on my cat food situation. Well, after both cats disowned me for two days, obviously hoping I'd employ a Michelin star sushi chef instead of feeding them the food I had purchased, they have conceded and are now eating the bog standard fare wot I'm offering. An uneasy peace has transpired.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Back hame fae the pub, and as usual, did a litter pick on the village main street on the way home. There's a McDonald's not far away. What i canna wrap my head around, is how can folk be so concerned about the cleanliness of their car, yet so unconcerned about the surrounding environment.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Last week, I caught a lassie from falling down stairs and spent ages apologising for having to touch her. She was cool about it, but what a shit state of a world has it become when my 1st thought was....have I done wrong.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We did all the book signings etc at Edinburgh International book festival. Felt more like imposter syndrome. Not for me either.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm guessing the Cornell kids will be offered a job in the Whitehouse
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guy just moved into the village. He's come from California. He's cool. Apologised to anyone who would listen for the shitshow the orange man has created.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Myself and Bruce were bonded
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's just we've kinda bonded over the month...
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You are indeed....
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