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Chris Andrews

@blazesboiledham.bsky.social
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South Coast Celtic fan. Surveys and Statistics Specialist. Starmersceptic Socialist. Dislike of alliteration

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This isn't a statistic, it's an indictment.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"You have a woman's hand, Mr President"
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Imdb listing's for Sam Kydd and David Lodge in unspoken roles as 'Legitimate Questions Blokes'
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That second VAR carry on was just emblematic of the clown car that is Scottish Football administration and officiating,
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Maximum anti-charisma points, on what I call the 'Vance Scale'
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The fight for truth is on. In a tick.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just seen a pair of built up brogues put up on Vinted. Barely used.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"How could that defeat have been my fault, I was sleeping!"
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm beginning to wonder if Tony Bloom didnt drive McInnes and Shankland to Ibrox himself.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
McCann would have had no justified complaint if we'd scored ten today.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
McCann with that look of aggrievement and puzzlement he had when he lost the EBT case.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hogh-gly entertaining
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“No doubt a match of interest to a former occupant of the home dug out, whose side will present Celtic with their strongest challenge”
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Lawfare public bodies and companies into submission, which then rolls the pitch for codifying to ensure the rest get prosecuted, statutorily liable. As plain a playbook as is possible to read.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“Buzzing from that ideas workshop with Chris. Offering Nectar points to get the Hassan deal over the line. Can’t wait to tell Ross and the Big Fella”
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“Thank god the big fella got off the golf course and gave me permission to take a leak. I was pure bursting so I was”
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is just 1972 all over again. These hacks believe losing their status in the Democratic Party to be far more unacceptable than losing to Republicans
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Guaranteed that neither of these have a pair big enough to say it to his face.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thats the funny thing about kitchen temperature tolerance levels, just a wee bit lower for some.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Leading by example.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Not a betting man, but if I was I'd have a few pence on there being no "at least we know what the D-E-R-E-K in Derek McInnes stands for..." from the Sage of Superscoreboard this weekend
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Surely a 9.9 on the Struth Dignity Scale
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
At least there will be some authentic retelling, when Elon starts crying that nobody watched it
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Looks like he doesn't have a leg tae staunch on.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
RFK Jr hasn't put total shame removal surgery from the banned list yet, it appears.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
But we can't have nice things if we only give the EU seven out of ten, it seems.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Suggesting the amount of reporting by the MSM on Jeff Donaldson's sentencing will be a tenth of Murrell's might actually be overestimating.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"I'm quite partial to a pickle myself" might have been an Inman catchphrase
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#1 Start rage-bait podcast #2 Almost nobody listens, but... #3 ..wait until 5 anon commenters rise to the bait. Then... #4 ..cancel podcast #5 Get piece commissioned by DT, Mail, Spiked etc about woke cancelling podcast
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Only rumoured eight-figure bids instead of nine for Raskin in the BBC Scottish Gossip tomorrow.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Name of their lodge perhaps?
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Well it might make them forget for a bit how the ex turned the weans against them.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Was this not the one who spent months claiming that a woman was being hounded to the slammer?
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Nostalgia trip. What they really want is for it to be 1997-2001 once again, when they were young and doing very nicely thank you and talk of a juggernaut heading towards all of us could be laughed off with disdain.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Realising McCowan got his contract because Celtic TV are branching out into Buddy-Cop movies
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
In more positive news, police have located the plot his captain lost yesterday afternoon
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
On the subject of leaving bad tastes in the mouth, Georgie Boy, what do you make of this appetiser?
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I’d do a deal with Hearts and suggest Celtic get the same consequences for today as they got for the multiple occasions Neil Lennon had bother at Tynecastle.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Fellow Da's might have had a flashback to the McEwans advert
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I wonder how many "I can't have the kids over this weekend" calls ex-wives had to take over the past week.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Stopped the Tan
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
On a whiteboard
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
What would disgust me as if I was a manager was if I saw Manager of the Year go to a guy who won the sum total of hee and haw
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Right. Over to Spheartsound to enjoy a bit of rage and cope.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Get the fuck off that pitch!!!!
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Will be the first time Eric’s been the first anything.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
MAGAfication in football. Make up a grievance, get pushback, raise grievance about the pushback. Rinse and repeat.
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
McInnes certainly needs to feel some consequences, but there's a few in the media who have stirred things up for attention/cash/clicks who will now get the pearls out for a good clutch. www.scottishfa.co.uk/news/a-scott...
scottishfa.co.uk
Scottish FA statement
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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
So does that mean the door is open and you can walk back in now?
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