Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This isn't a statistic, it's an indictment. 010
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Imdb listing's for Sam Kydd and David Lodge in unspoken roles as 'Legitimate Questions Blokes' 010
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026That second VAR carry on was just emblematic of the clown car that is Scottish Football administration and officiating, 081
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Maximum anti-charisma points, on what I call the 'Vance Scale' 010
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Just seen a pair of built up brogues put up on Vinted. Barely used. 010
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"How could that defeat have been my fault, I was sleeping!" 030
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I'm beginning to wonder if Tony Bloom didnt drive McInnes and Shankland to Ibrox himself. 140
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026McCann would have had no justified complaint if we'd scored ten today. 021
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026McCann with that look of aggrievement and puzzlement he had when he lost the EBT case. 171
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026“No doubt a match of interest to a former occupant of the home dug out, whose side will present Celtic with their strongest challenge” 010
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Lawfare public bodies and companies into submission, which then rolls the pitch for codifying to ensure the rest get prosecuted, statutorily liable. As plain a playbook as is possible to read. 090
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026“Buzzing from that ideas workshop with Chris. Offering Nectar points to get the Hassan deal over the line. Can’t wait to tell Ross and the Big Fella” 120
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026“Thank god the big fella got off the golf course and gave me permission to take a leak. I was pure bursting so I was” 120
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This is just 1972 all over again. These hacks believe losing their status in the Democratic Party to be far more unacceptable than losing to Republicans 0161
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Guaranteed that neither of these have a pair big enough to say it to his face. 000
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Thats the funny thing about kitchen temperature tolerance levels, just a wee bit lower for some. 250
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Not a betting man, but if I was I'd have a few pence on there being no "at least we know what the D-E-R-E-K in Derek McInnes stands for..." from the Sage of Superscoreboard this weekend 011
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 22/07/2026At least there will be some authentic retelling, when Elon starts crying that nobody watched it 000
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Looks like he doesn't have a leg tae staunch on. 010
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 23/06/2026RFK Jr hasn't put total shame removal surgery from the banned list yet, it appears. 000
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 23/06/2026But we can't have nice things if we only give the EU seven out of ten, it seems. 140
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Suggesting the amount of reporting by the MSM on Jeff Donaldson's sentencing will be a tenth of Murrell's might actually be overestimating. 000
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 23/06/2026"I'm quite partial to a pickle myself" might have been an Inman catchphrase 010
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 23/06/2026#1 Start rage-bait podcast #2 Almost nobody listens, but... #3 ..wait until 5 anon commenters rise to the bait. Then... #4 ..cancel podcast #5 Get piece commissioned by DT, Mail, Spiked etc about woke cancelling podcast 050
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Only rumoured eight-figure bids instead of nine for Raskin in the BBC Scottish Gossip tomorrow. 020
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Well it might make them forget for a bit how the ex turned the weans against them. 000
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Was this not the one who spent months claiming that a woman was being hounded to the slammer? 000
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Nostalgia trip. What they really want is for it to be 1997-2001 once again, when they were young and doing very nicely thank you and talk of a juggernaut heading towards all of us could be laughed off with disdain. 040
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Realising McCowan got his contract because Celtic TV are branching out into Buddy-Cop movies 000
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 17/05/2026In more positive news, police have located the plot his captain lost yesterday afternoon 000
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026On the subject of leaving bad tastes in the mouth, Georgie Boy, what do you make of this appetiser? 010
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I’d do a deal with Hearts and suggest Celtic get the same consequences for today as they got for the multiple occasions Neil Lennon had bother at Tynecastle. 010
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Fellow Da's might have had a flashback to the McEwans advert 110
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I wonder how many "I can't have the kids over this weekend" calls ex-wives had to take over the past week. 000
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026What would disgust me as if I was a manager was if I saw Manager of the Year go to a guy who won the sum total of hee and haw 010
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Right. Over to Spheartsound to enjoy a bit of rage and cope. 010
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Will be the first time Eric’s been the first anything. 000
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 15/05/2026MAGAfication in football. Make up a grievance, get pushback, raise grievance about the pushback. Rinse and repeat. 171
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 15/05/2026McInnes certainly needs to feel some consequences, but there's a few in the media who have stirred things up for attention/cash/clicks who will now get the pearls out for a good clutch. www.scottishfa.co.uk/news/a-scott...scottishfa.co.ukScottish FA statement 092
Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 15/05/2026So does that mean the door is open and you can walk back in now? 030