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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This isn't a statistic, it's an indictment.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

That second VAR carry on was just emblematic of the clown car that is Scottish Football administration and officiating,

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Just seen a pair of built up brogues put up on Vinted. Barely used.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I'm beginning to wonder if Tony Bloom didnt drive McInnes and Shankland to Ibrox himself.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

McCann would have had no justified complaint if we'd scored ten today.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

McCann with that look of aggrievement and puzzlement he had when he lost the EBT case.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Thats the funny thing about kitchen temperature tolerance levels, just a wee bit lower for some.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Not a betting man, but if I was I'd have a few pence on there being no "at least we know what the D-E-R-E-K in Derek McInnes stands for..." from the Sage of Superscoreboard this weekend

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Surely a 9.9 on the Struth Dignity Scale

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

RFK Jr hasn't put total shame removal surgery from the banned list yet, it appears.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Suggesting the amount of reporting by the MSM on Jeff Donaldson's sentencing will be a tenth of Murrell's might actually be overestimating.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Only rumoured eight-figure bids instead of nine for Raskin in the BBC Scottish Gossip tomorrow.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Was this not the one who spent months claiming that a woman was being hounded to the slammer?

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Realising McCowan got his contract because Celtic TV are branching out into Buddy-Cop movies

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

On the subject of leaving bad tastes in the mouth, Georgie Boy, what do you make of this appetiser?

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I’d do a deal with Hearts and suggest Celtic get the same consequences for today as they got for the multiple occasions Neil Lennon had bother at Tynecastle.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I wonder how many "I can't have the kids over this weekend" calls ex-wives had to take over the past week.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

What would disgust me as if I was a manager was if I saw Manager of the Year go to a guy who won the sum total of hee and haw

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Right. Over to Spheartsound to enjoy a bit of rage and cope.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

McInnes certainly needs to feel some consequences, but there's a few in the media who have stirred things up for attention/cash/clicks who will now get the pearls out for a good clutch. www.scottishfa.co.uk/news/a-scott...

scottishfa.co.uk

Scottish FA statement

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

The only thing that’s clear and obvious is the pleasure all their impotent rage is giving me.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Regardless of Saturday, the debt Celtic owe this man is immense

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I see the huns got their wish and the FBI will be investigating after all. Their team will be led by Eliot Ness' grandsons, Bitter, Sad and Hopeless

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

A thought experiment. Imagine how our esteemed pundits would behave if Martin had come out after a draw and said he was disgusted that wasn't a pen.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I guess what sticks in Tom English's craw is that he has to write copy about a hand touching a ball that isn't shaped like an egg.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Radio Clyde phoning round the unis this morning for a physics professor to come on and draw a diagram on how a ball can't travel that far off a hand.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I dont know what the masonic version of excommunication is but Beaton's apron has to be on a shoogly peg.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Tavernier surely mentioned his syrup, didn’t he?

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

One thing to look forward to. That Starmer and Truss podcast is going to be an absolute banger.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Seems that Starmer's words at Cabinet this morning had the same effect as Thatcher's "I fight on, I fight to win" in Paris.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Just make sure you walk a pace behind the Admiral, like a good wee fox.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Anonymous sources suggesting that Danny Rohl needs to set out a timetable for an orderly transition to a new manager.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

A moment’s reflection needed as we try to work out we will cope without the summertime comedy tradition that is Rangers in Champions League Qualifying.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I hereby rename this guy 'Captain Keech'

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

"...and maybe the first Charles would still be with us if he had built a great ballroom...."

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

"And it came to pass that for five full years he bore this watch in great discomfort, keeping it in his person as one keeps a treasured burden. And when he entrusted the watch unto me, saying, "Guard this, though the way be hard". Thus did I hide this stubborn watch in myself for two years more.."