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Herbo Lyfe

@blatantly-moe.bsky.social
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32 | Progressive | Alternative | Queer Love drag, musicals, art, horror, silly stuff, and my dog. No phobes allowed. Please add me if you are a cool person.

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
'Cause we're here one minute, the next we're dead. So love me or leave me but try not to need me. Enough said. youtu.be/_YFpBh2TGhk?...
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I Want You, But I Don't Need You
YouTube video by Momus - Topic
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Literally! ... but like, maybe they are pity plans.... for sad lonely me.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
*screams* TELL YOUR BRAIN TO STOP BEING MEAN TO MY FRIEND. I LIKE HIM!
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Mental illness is crazy because you will literally have been talking to friends for a good while and having a nice chat and suddenly truly believe no one likes you.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I make a lot of typos for someone who makes fun of people's typos.....
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Ohno.... all the happy chemicals suddenly disappeared while I was in the shower....
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I was listening to What You Waiting For by Gwen Stefani and I forgot about music with rhythmic moaning/panting in it. And it's the catchiest part of that song. And I can't do it 😭 cuz I work in an environment where everyone will hear me 😭😭 and it won't sound like how she does itt😭😭😭
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
+3 diplomacy
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Yeah. I don't want to be interrupted while watching Black Swoon and eating my canoolis.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Watching genuinely good horror on tubi is funny because tubi doesn't time the ads out for the show or movie you are watching. So, I watched a fairly climactic moment leading to a scare and then it cuts to the commercial with the guy who can't talk to well.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Me on April Fools:
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
When I was little, I wished that pokemon were real because I liked them all. All except Onix. The idea of Onix being real still kind of scares me because he's like a rock dragon or giant snake. I don't fuck with those. And I don't like the face he makes. Fuck Onix.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I wish I could find a way of putting my two passions together so I never have to choose: Playing Power Wash Simulator and petting my dog. PWS requires both hands as does my dog. I need more hands....
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You either die a Jojo Siwa or live to see yourself become Chappelle Roan.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
In the world where fans stalk, threaten, invade personal space, and even kill their idols, I'm not too mad about having security tell a mother and her kid to not harass someone. Kid was probably being creepy. It's not her fault how security conveyed the message.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Last night, i didnt even notice that my phone died because I was too lost in the sauce of Power Wash Simulator Demo. I cannot buy that game because with JUST the DEMO I'm not paying attention to anything other than that.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Why is my dog have eldritch tummy troubles?
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Yesterday my dog started shitting blood so I had to take away his bully stick that was getting him through his adjustment to my husband starting to work. This morning he was searching his dog bed and our bedroom for it. I wish I had an alternative bully stick that doesn't make him shit blood.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Last night I finally watched a movie that I helped fund on a Kickstarter and it was really fun to watch.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Ive been trying to reach out to family I don't usually message and im starting to feel a little better about my part in my socialization because those HOES never respond either!
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Because it is their primary form of socialization.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Thank you. He's just refusing to eat for reasons all of us, including the vet can't figure out
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Took my dog to the vet because he doesn't want to eat again. She tried giving him some dog safe fruit and my dog spat most of them out except the strawberry that he made a face while eating.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I found the FUCKING song I've been trying to remember for years. I thought it was Pedro Fernandez or Vicente Fernandez or some other croony Spanish music. It was literally a Spanish musician. youtu.be/0modrTUVJcc?...
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Camilo Sesto - Jamás (Audio)
YouTube video by CamiloSestoVEVO
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Sowwy
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Im going to curl up in a ball and fake my own death this weekend.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Can't wait to sleep in this weekend.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Health insurance is so cool because my coverage for stuff was approved until it suddenly was denied after I already did the things.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
There are those sensory chew necklaces you can get. They come in all kinds of styles.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I chew on so many things while at work while I'm thinking. I now have a chewing hair tie I keep on my lanyard so I don't destroy my new lanyard. A pacifier is a good idea.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Did I learn nothing from all the episodes of Scooby Doo I watched as a kid? The rich white man is bad. Every. Single. Time!
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
There is something weird my mind does when reading a scene in a book that has domestic violence. My mind makes it seem like that person is possessed by a Dr. Jekyll personality disorder or literally turns into a monster. But in the books, it's just some controlling rich guy.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Instead of having any social interactions with people I know, I'm just reading and sometimes commenting on r/roastmypet.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I'm reading The Housemaid (which I'm really enjoying) and I keep imagining that Nina Winchester looks and sounds like Marjorie from Little Britain with some adjustments. This has caused some of the scenes to seem more ridiculous than probably intended.
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Wine Mom Wrote a Mystery @winemommystery.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
What my dog's face looks like when I tell him: I think I'll call in "sick" today. *cough #thatfridayfeeling
A white dog with his tongue out.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Hello to my son! (A dad joke to a new father hehehe)
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Working on getting into books and almost across the board, it is cheaper to buy the e book over audio book except if it is newer or popular. I will now go to my local book store to see if they have the books I really want to read and see which is cheaper.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I'm receiving this. I had a good chat during lunch with my spouse and that has definitely helped me move on to a different thing that makes me not as sad. But now I'm annoyed about something so.... Progress?
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It's cool how another thing (mistake at work) has happened that's also helping me justify why I dont feel good about myself right now.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I know I won't do what I'm thinking. I know thinking about things isn't going to hurt me. I know this should pass in a couple days or a week. I know I'm simply being fucked with by my own mind because real life things coincided with an already hard time for me. I'm just worried I'm wrong this time.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
February sux!!!
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Finally, someone sharing news in a way I can understand.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Hope it arms you with language and information to use that may help those around you develop these skills.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
We still have not finished the show. Lmao.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Walking isn't really enough. I need to start practicing lifting heavy things. For the revolution!
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I wish gyms had a doggy day care I could take my dog to. He's my buddy. If I leave my house to exercise, why wouldn't I take him? Every time I think about starting to go to a gym, I start feeling bad because that's time I could be enriching my dog's life by walking him.
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Just so we know, I listened to my spouse and kept my ringer on and I left my desk to talk to a coworker and you could hear my phone ringing FROM ACROSS THE OFFICE. but yeah sure. I can find my phone all the time now.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Every year, I rewatch this training video for Waffle House. What an insane job. youtu.be/Jky5ZXI0axc?...
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Waffle House Training - Pull Drop Mark Order Calling Method
YouTube video by zekerags
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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
When your birthday is within the week but you've been trying to convince people you are an ancient being who was never born but simply appeared but you also think a little cake and a little happy birthday from people would be nice.
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