iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Mental illness is crazy because you will literally have been talking to friends for a good while and having a nice chat and suddenly truly believe no one likes you.

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I make a lot of typos for someone who makes fun of people's typos.....

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Ohno.... all the happy chemicals suddenly disappeared while I was in the shower....

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I was listening to What You Waiting For by Gwen Stefani and I forgot about music with rhythmic moaning/panting in it. And it's the catchiest part of that song. And I can't do it 😭 cuz I work in an environment where everyone will hear me 😭😭 and it won't sound like how she does itt😭😭😭

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Watching genuinely good horror on tubi is funny because tubi doesn't time the ads out for the show or movie you are watching. So, I watched a fairly climactic moment leading to a scare and then it cuts to the commercial with the guy who can't talk to well.

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

When I was little, I wished that pokemon were real because I liked them all. All except Onix. The idea of Onix being real still kind of scares me because he's like a rock dragon or giant snake. I don't fuck with those. And I don't like the face he makes. Fuck Onix.

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I wish I could find a way of putting my two passions together so I never have to choose: Playing Power Wash Simulator and petting my dog. PWS requires both hands as does my dog. I need more hands....

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

You either die a Jojo Siwa or live to see yourself become Chappelle Roan.

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

In the world where fans stalk, threaten, invade personal space, and even kill their idols, I'm not too mad about having security tell a mother and her kid to not harass someone. Kid was probably being creepy. It's not her fault how security conveyed the message.

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Last night, i didnt even notice that my phone died because I was too lost in the sauce of Power Wash Simulator Demo. I cannot buy that game because with JUST the DEMO I'm not paying attention to anything other than that.

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Yesterday my dog started shitting blood so I had to take away his bully stick that was getting him through his adjustment to my husband starting to work. This morning he was searching his dog bed and our bedroom for it. I wish I had an alternative bully stick that doesn't make him shit blood.

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Last night I finally watched a movie that I helped fund on a Kickstarter and it was really fun to watch.

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Ive been trying to reach out to family I don't usually message and im starting to feel a little better about my part in my socialization because those HOES never respond either!

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Took my dog to the vet because he doesn't want to eat again. She tried giving him some dog safe fruit and my dog spat most of them out except the strawberry that he made a face while eating.

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Camilo Sesto - Jamás (Audio)

I found the FUCKING song I've been trying to remember for years. I thought it was Pedro Fernandez or Vicente Fernandez or some other croony Spanish music. It was literally a Spanish musician. youtu.be/0modrTUVJcc?...

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Im going to curl up in a ball and fake my own death this weekend.

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Can't wait to sleep in this weekend.

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Health insurance is so cool because my coverage for stuff was approved until it suddenly was denied after I already did the things.

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

There is something weird my mind does when reading a scene in a book that has domestic violence. My mind makes it seem like that person is possessed by a Dr. Jekyll personality disorder or literally turns into a monster. But in the books, it's just some controlling rich guy.

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Instead of having any social interactions with people I know, I'm just reading and sometimes commenting on r/roastmypet.

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I'm reading The Housemaid (which I'm really enjoying) and I keep imagining that Nina Winchester looks and sounds like Marjorie from Little Britain with some adjustments. This has caused some of the scenes to seem more ridiculous than probably intended.

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Wine Mom Wrote a Mystery @winemommystery.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

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What my dog's face looks like when I tell him: I think I'll call in "sick" today. *cough #thatfridayfeeling

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Working on getting into books and almost across the board, it is cheaper to buy the e book over audio book except if it is newer or popular. I will now go to my local book store to see if they have the books I really want to read and see which is cheaper.

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

It's cool how another thing (mistake at work) has happened that's also helping me justify why I dont feel good about myself right now.

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I know I won't do what I'm thinking. I know thinking about things isn't going to hurt me. I know this should pass in a couple days or a week. I know I'm simply being fucked with by my own mind because real life things coincided with an already hard time for me. I'm just worried I'm wrong this time.

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Finally, someone sharing news in a way I can understand.

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

We still have not finished the show. Lmao.

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I wish gyms had a doggy day care I could take my dog to. He's my buddy. If I leave my house to exercise, why wouldn't I take him? Every time I think about starting to go to a gym, I start feeling bad because that's time I could be enriching my dog's life by walking him.

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Just so we know, I listened to my spouse and kept my ringer on and I left my desk to talk to a coworker and you could hear my phone ringing FROM ACROSS THE OFFICE. but yeah sure. I can find my phone all the time now.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Every year, I rewatch this training video for Waffle House. What an insane job. youtu.be/Jky5ZXI0axc?...

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Waffle House Training - Pull Drop Mark Order Calling Method

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

When your birthday is within the week but you've been trying to convince people you are an ancient being who was never born but simply appeared but you also think a little cake and a little happy birthday from people would be nice.

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Ive been up since 3 am and have been very normal about it so... you're welcome.

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I'm learning that being dumped at the Church Witch's apartment by my parents for no apparent reason and an undetermined amount of time was my unique experience. No old woman forced you to make rosaries and eat foods you never saw before?

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

James Van Der Beek died and now i just keep singing the theme to Dawson's Creek but it goes "🎵90108 409 23o4! Will it be yes or will it be.... sorry🎶" Help!

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

The thing about me not being on social media that much is when I want to do something that requires using said social media, people think my account got taken over by a bot that invites them to things. I hate the future.

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Cereal in ball form is the worst because it rolls out my hands and then i'm scrambling for them and they end up on the floor. Im gonna crash out today stg.

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Age verification? I saw the first Shrek movie when it first came out in theaters.

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Season 4 finale of Stranger Things is 2 and a half hours and I can't justify watching all that. Looks like I can't finish the show :(

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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

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Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Omg.... what if stress is making my eyes burn suddenly.

Herbo Lyfe @blatantly-moe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Bro .. I might just need to wear glasses all the time. The fuck.