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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i remember one time i asked one of these dudes "so you know what happened to the whig party right" and their answer was a very funny "yes i know because i read books" which told me they had no idea what i was talking about and was trying to seem like they did

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

what's the nightmare scenario for guys like Yarvin? their life being in the hands of a gormless idiot

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

one of the great little legal innovations of Nuremberg and what they did with Julius Streicher is that if you're enough of little weasel cheerleader for atrocities, you're absolutely worth hanging, just by the most sadistic and incompetent hangman we can find

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No account is suspended or removed without human oversight. @nottaru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

did u know its illegal 2 say, "i want 2 fuck da kiwibank sheep"? it's illegal, it's a trademark violation. now, it was ok 4 me 2 say it cus i was just telling u dat it's illegal 2 say, "i want 2 fuck da kiwibank sheep"

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the state of british tabloids is so bad is that they're even over the limit of my tolerance for free speech. once glance at a cover of the Daily Mail and a shadow falls over my face until I look like Lee Kuan Yew

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

stopping transphobia in the UK especially wouldn't involve inconveniencing JK Rowling, it would necessitate throwing every single member of the British media either in a cell or against a wall

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i've seen people threaten to unfriend folks over even *pirating* stuff like the mediocre hogwarts game, which again has always struck as kinda just making enemies where there were none, or needed to be

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the degree to which people have started turning into like Satanic Panic suburban moms over even the depiction of Harry Potter stuff has gotten a bit silly

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"irreversible mental break after a profound financial loss that relatively suddenly led to self-obsessed delusions of grandeur" isn't even that unprecedented of a mental break. history nerds will note this is exactly how HM Emperor Norton I was born in the mindscape of Joshua Abraham Norton.

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

there's always some kind of smoking gun post that reveals the exact cause of the mental break/crisis; the most recent example i saw was a guy assuring himself that his recent massive losses in BTC still means he's richer than people in Mozambique, and every post after that is increasingly insane

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the abruptness in which the person goes from stable to flailing around in the madness whirlpool suggests it's always some kind of mental crisis that triggers it; a few i've seen have outright admitted it as some kind of perceived pseudo-religious epiphany

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

there's always some very clear "break" in their posts roughly six to twelve months ago where they were still basically stable and talking like a real person to relatively suddenly only posting slop or insane screeds fueled by only talking to LLMs, which starts an inward spiral they never escape from

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i've seen it happen enough now that I've noticed a very specific pattern that AI psychosis takes, at least on Facebook. Their recent posts are nothing but hideous AI slop and deranged essays, but if you look back into their previous posts and photos from even six months ago, they were still sane

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

that israel even refuses to disclose that they have nukes when everyone knows they at least did at some point is the kind of behavior you want to engage in when you want everyone to believe you have a region-ending amount of nuclear weapons when you really don't

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

israel's main partner for making nukes was south africa, nearly sixty years ago, a relationship in which they were the *junior* partner of a program that performed exactly one test, and literally none ever since

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

every other nuclear state on Earth, even North Korea, is pretty upfront about their nuclear capabilities and what they're capable of destroying, and most have demonstrated practically that they know how to make and deliver them, but Israel is weirdly cagey about theirs

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

for multiple reasons i'm skeptical that israel has any nuclear warheads of any appreciable amount, at least any they're sure will work

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

the future of mankind is our bodies being WALL-E blobs, our minds being sophisticated VRChat avatars, and our philosophical discussions reaching their pinnacle as endless arguments over the minutiae of dubious canon. humanity will achieve something between buddhahood and becoming a collective rabbi

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

the year is 2079. AIs gently rule humanity as caretaker-gods, doing nearly every conceivable function for mankind, leaving only the most sacred task for their creators: making video essays about mediocre video games

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

my personal low stakes conspiracy theory is that she's probably fitgirl

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Hologram of a very, very drunk Dr. Wily projecting from Zero's head crystal: hey zero did i ever tell yuo about tht time i went back in time and kidnaped megaman and reprogramed him to evil Zero: W...what? Dr. Wily: named him quint. gave him a pogostick Zero: ... Dr. Wily: painted him green

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

TOP FIVE AUTHORS OF MEDIEVAL GRIMOIRES: Santa Claus (pre-apotheosis) Hermes Trismegistus The actual, literal Devil masquerading as a Spanish inquisitor Aleister Crowley (11-month time travel mishap) Whoever also wrote the Voyinch Manuscript

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

people complain about Lara Croft's character being ruined and everyone is missing the point of Lara Croft on both sides she is hot british woman with huge breasts who is also an upper class british aristocrat and therefore should have the worst possible opinions and stances on everything imaginable

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"yeah it's important to me that my people build a right-wing herrenvolk junta built upon a mountain of arab skulls because it's the only way *we* will be-" YOU ARE FROM SUFFOLK COUNTY

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

it's kind of grim to think about but there's a nonzero amount of jewish american zionists who have, through the internet, turned themselves into israelis that just happen to live in american zip codes

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the kind of guy agrybee is (incredibly evil jewish zionist centrist from Long Island) is an entire Type of guy and their shtick starts making a whole lot more sense when you understand that basically every single one of them have settler family members

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

joe biden was probably the most fanatical zionist to ever physically be inside the white house that wasn't an israeli or named john hagee

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

NO GHOST OF LOUIS JORDAN STOP TORMENTING ME WITH MY DARKEST SECRETS TO THE TUNE OF AIN'T NOBODY HERE BUT US CHICKENS "♪ You know where the bodies are buried, ya know where the soil is thin, so kill yourself, end this now, take your loaded gun and, make it pow! ♪"

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i know this was made in chatgpt because it's very specifically a chatgpt thing where it has this irrepressible urge to add text on signs or banners or something in the background basically describing the vibe of the picture

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this was easily the worst thing to happen on September 11th

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my ongoing principle when it comes to writing is that when it comes to social dynamics a well-written all-female cast will naturally end up converging around Golden Girls or Friendship is Magic and an all-male cast will end up converging around Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i'd make a terrible woman. i either know too much or not enough battletech lore

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

oh, econ student. should be in a prison regardless

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

which is a mild concern for centrists already, since they're vaguely aware that basically everyone already wants to throw them in prison or worse for one reason or another; they're hated by everyone, and for good reason

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

in the same way Lee Kuan Yew realized pretty quickly that having a densely-populated, multicultural society wasn't gonna work unless he made racism literally illegal and punishable by hard time, you can't have a stable democracy unless talk like this warrants an immediate prison sentence

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

that businesses should be forced to be more open and direct about their hiring practices or that the petty tyranny of hiring managers, who are all rightfully reviled as scum, should be mitigated or punished is not even raised. there's something about dignity that is an affront to centrists

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

beyond the typical numbers-molesting that centrists do nowadays to assure people all is well, their single biggest blind spot is a complete and absolute refusal to understand how bad the job market is, or the level of humiliation and frustration the average person goes through to find new work

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

implementing this would be a causative factor for an American May '68, at minimum

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i think people should go to prison for saying things like this

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

unless some truly outsider insurgency wins out, the Democratic Party's fate from 2026-2032 is to fatally wound itself by acquiescing to ICE thuggery while continuing to attack the left, which will facilitate a whig-style collapse and even possibly bring the GOP briefly back into power

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

paradoxically if the GOP gets truly, generationally wiped out in the midterms it'll actually only fuel anti-ICE paramilitary activity even more, because then the Democratic Party can't just beat people back in line with the threat of Republican governance

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

CHAZ was kind of the preview for how it's gonna pan out initially; ad-hoc, highly disorganized (at first) no-go zones that may or may not resort to crime to keep themselves coherent

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i think you're vaguely aware that the current political crisis will not be resolved with only voting, and this hypothetical political instability terrifies you to such a degree that you double down on proceduralism even harder, which only guarantees the future you so dread

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

a really sad sort of existence; pretending resistance but being unable to accept or even consider extralegal means of resistance, and appeasement being the only strategy you understand. Collaborator-brain. it's like the software of Philippe Pétain was running on the hardware of Marcus Garvey

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

the entire phenomena of guys like you, extremely bigoted black turbocentrists who would be Republicans if not for the GOP being too racist against them specifically, fascinate me

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Blarghalt @blarghalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

humanity in the future has become an entire collective of dumb jocks convinced of their own genius, whose fate is to be regularly maimed, killed, and humiliated in gruesome, slapstick ways by their eternal nemesis who's only sort of vaguely aware they even exist

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