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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Did you know? The city of San Francisco was named for Sir Francis Drake. "San" means "Sir" in Spanish, derived from the Japanese, and "Francisco" means "Francis." It was slated to be "San Francisco Drake," but Drake (Aubrey Graham) threatened suit
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
another phone side button that takes a photo that gets autodeleted after 30 days
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
would you rather experience faster face-first technology in the envy pods or enjoy a 3x faster verification in their new face-first envy pods
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
honey, come look!
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
vibeshift lol
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
What matters in the age of AI is the thing we're selling
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
your mom's a live player
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
as much as half of the content of any given library is entirely made up
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Venkatesh Rao 🔹 @vgr.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Gnosis is how you come gnow stuff
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
didn't God smite the israelites for something like this
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Hits the Mark
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
but if we can't even rein in rampant denial of the science pointing to human-caused earthquakes, I don't like the odds
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
if industrialized nations fail to take dramatic climate action, we can expect to see more and more sun-blotting events
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
bluesky? more like
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⏧ @syntacrobat.xyz · 17/02/2024
alright here she is: Aurora, a map of every account on BlueSky. aurora.ndimensional.xyz
a screenshot of the map, resembling a galaxy or particle cloud
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
decaying sestinas are for quitters
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
If silence is violence, then this pristine 4BR/2BA cottage with floor-to-ceiling lakefront views is fuckin O block. Call
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
unironically having pleasant thoughts about software engineering rn
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
every night is a struggle to choose between boy bedtime story and girl bedtime story
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
there should be an indicator they dye the air with so you can see if it has wifi
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
explaining a malapropism is like boiling a frog
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
God bless you for the intel
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
does anybody have a detailed diagram of what's granola and what's soy
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
inheriting the earth... wish me luck :)
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
i swear if you revitalize ONE more crumbling system
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
metallic but in a good cold way
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
driving down rural highways listening to staticky twenty one pilots/train/the fray thinking about how the skater skirt didn't deserve to die
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
the medium (radio) is the message (you were the last generation to listen to radio)
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
rattle rattle
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
bsky.app/profile/blap.bsky.social/p…
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
fuck it. we're doubling down
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
the smell of grocery shopping cart is actually sublime
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
the smell of grocery shopping cart is actually sublime
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
dorling kindersley might've been the best thing to come out of the nineties, and that's a high bar
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 25/06/2023
can't believe they made sigils for white people
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
wake up babe 38 new types of white people
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
a witch stole my penis at the vibecamp musical
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 08/06/2023
everyone clowned on eliezer when he brought up military force. who's laughing now that we have to invade canada?
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
the zeitgeist can be subtly intuited through the interplay of air currents
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
torment nexus? not in my backyard!
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
We need a pause on all AI progress until someone runs their fingers through my hair and tells me I'm the silliest goose
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Wayne Gretzky is the only living futurist
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
wait really? like with respect to internal stuff like line height and letter spacing, or placement relative to the other things on the page?
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
oh good that's what I was hoping for, in hindsight
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
genuinely unsure: do the fonts used by Apple, Google, etc look better and more neutral because people are so used to seeing them, or because those companies had the means and incentive to hire really good font designers
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
save a hivemind, eat an alternate paradigm 😎
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
the notes app is gonna sponsor me as an artist in residence
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