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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Did you know? The city of San Francisco was named for Sir Francis Drake. "San" means "Sir" in Spanish, derived from the Japanese, and "Francisco" means "Francis." It was slated to be "San Francisco Drake," but Drake (Aubrey Graham) threatened suit
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
another phone side button that takes a photo that gets autodeleted after 30 days
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
would you rather experience faster face-first technology in the envy pods or enjoy a 3x faster verification in their new face-first envy pods
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
vibeshift lol
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
What matters in the age of AI is the thing we're selling
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
your mom's a live player
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
as much as half of the content of any given library is entirely made up
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Venkatesh Rao 🔹 @vgr.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Gnosis is how you come gnow stuff
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
didn't God smite the israelites for something like this
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
if industrialized nations fail to take dramatic climate action, we can expect to see more and more sun-blotting events
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
bluesky? more like
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⏧ @syntacrobat.xyz · 17/02/2024
alright here she is: Aurora, a map of every account on BlueSky. aurora.ndimensional.xyz
a screenshot of the map, resembling a galaxy or particle cloud
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
decaying sestinas are for quitters
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
If silence is violence, then this pristine 4BR/2BA cottage with floor-to-ceiling lakefront views is fuckin O block. Call
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
unironically having pleasant thoughts about software engineering rn
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
every night is a struggle to choose between boy bedtime story and girl bedtime story
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
there should be an indicator they dye the air with so you can see if it has wifi
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
explaining a malapropism is like boiling a frog
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
does anybody have a detailed diagram of what's granola and what's soy
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
inheriting the earth... wish me luck :)
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
the medium (radio) is the message (you were the last generation to listen to radio)
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
fuck it. we're doubling down
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
the smell of grocery shopping cart is actually sublime
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
the smell of grocery shopping cart is actually sublime
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
dorling kindersley might've been the best thing to come out of the nineties, and that's a high bar
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
wake up babe 38 new types of white people
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
a witch stole my penis at the vibecamp musical
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 08/06/2023
everyone clowned on eliezer when he brought up military force. who's laughing now that we have to invade canada?
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
torment nexus? not in my backyard!
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Wayne Gretzky is the only living futurist
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
genuinely unsure: do the fonts used by Apple, Google, etc look better and more neutral because people are so used to seeing them, or because those companies had the means and incentive to hire really good font designers
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
the notes app is gonna sponsor me as an artist in residence
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
so we can talk about how autism affects women but not about how the saturn return affects men?
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
my moat is everyone else having mental illness. and you are not allowed to ask me why i'm sopping wet
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
bluesky is my nicotine gum
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
they should install a big red phone for modernity to just call up the ancestral environment and sort all this shit out directly
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
the antilibrary (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antilibrary) is so contrived and fake and made up by Big Book to sell more books and I'm falling for it hook line and sinker
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 26/04/2023
oh hell yes. oh fuck yes
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 26/04/2023
i'm in it. i'm of it. i'm all over it.
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 24/04/2023
carefully navigating the adorn/anoint tradeoff
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karpathy @karpathy.bsky.social · 22/04/2023
I don’t know I’m just saying stuff as it pops into my head. Smaller audience makes more bold
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 22/04/2023
nü pøast skunkledger.substack.com/p/lactaid-…
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⏧ @syntacrobat.xyz · 21/04/2023
summer is the most object level of the seasons
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 20/04/2023
self? family? city? nation? species? all beings? personally i am loyal to the chordata
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 20/04/2023
can someone in SF explain to me why sightglass is good but ritual is cursed
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 20/04/2023
any endeavor takes on a radiant rosy glow when relabeled as a side project
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BLAP @blap.bsky.social · 19/04/2023
A polycule is obviously conscious but it probably can't suffer
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