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Blake Wexler

@blakewexler.bsky.social
1.4K followers 63 following 308 posts

Stand-up comedian seen on Comedy Central & NETFLIX, heard on The Daily Zeitgeist. 🤪 Come see me live and watch my hour special “Daddy Long Legs” for free on YouTube: linktr.ee/blakewexler

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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve been all over this 🦅🦅🦅
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey Fam. I’ve accepted an an extremely lucrative business opportunity without discussing it with my wife, and now I’m worried that it might have an adverse effect on my marriage.
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🎾 Anyone else make a homemade honey deuce??
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We’ve got to rename Wildwood, NJ
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My first headlining date as a (heavenly) father. 🔔 Philly tix here: tickets.venuepilot.com/e/blake-wexl...
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just experienced a fun life moment where I heard my wife blasting a podcast about the Lindsay Clancy trial while putting our twins down for their nap
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Ocean City boardwalk has psychic powers.
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You’re only saying that because the picture of your LeBrons only have like three in it
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is a great idea actually…
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It looks like someone had a few drinks the other night, and took what he thought was a really cute pic of all his LeBrons. I’m a father.
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Happy Shark Week to those who celebrate
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Always roaring to read
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Jesus
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
😂😂😂 it’s not good at that either!
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Seriously who did rescue who
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
State of the art autonomous technology, rendered useless by a tipped over Shake Shack sign
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
😂😂😂😂 incredible
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Jesus
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
🚨 NYC UPS DRIVERS HAVE GONE SLEEVELESS 🚨
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Can’t believe the USMNT just beat a team coached by this man
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I used to eat pieces of the raw dough they’d give you to play with at Bertucci’s. Not the whole thing, but enough to bring it up.
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
No joke this is actually the exact position I’d like my office chair to be in
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Give it up for the American healthcare system!
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
100%
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Every single day during my 10 years living in LA I woke up and said to myself, “this place needs two NFL teams.”
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The weird way my neighbor got me into Portugal. The Man
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Loling
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Thank you on both accounts!
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Too sleep deprived to confirm or deny but my wife claims she just heard me mutter “I am so sick of Neil Patrick Harris” to myself while warming up milk bottles in the kitchen.
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I’m the farthest thing from a conspiracy theorist. However. I firmly believe that Mr. Met and Mrs. Met’s marriage fell apart in the early 90s and they have been divorced ever since. Their marriage is a facade to console Mets fans, and it’s very hard on them. Had to get this off my chest. Sorry.
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Just saw a street sign that made me pound my chest like a silverback gorilla
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My new favorite game is “Kids” by MGMT or “Youth of the nation” by POD
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Cool Zone Media @coolzonemedia.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Over the last year or so a series of news articles have sounded warnings about AI psychosis, and now an AI-generated cult, the Spiralists. @iwriteok.bsky.social sits down with @blakewexler.bsky.social to answer an important question: can a chatbot become a cult leader? linktr.ee/behindthebas...
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The Daily Zeitgeist @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The ol’ carrot on a stick should do it 🥕 @blakewexler.bsky.social @thecroftonshow.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #kashpatel #fbi #trump #thedailyzeitgeist
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Cool Zone Media @coolzonemedia.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
New Behind the Bastards 🤖 Robert concludes his explanation of how AI chatbots replicate cult dynamics in the brains of some vulnerable users. @iwriteok.bsky.social @blakewexler.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social linktr.ee/behindthebas...
New Behind the Bastards 🤖

Robert concludes his explanation of how AI chatbots replicate cult dynamics in the brains of some vulnerable users.

@iwriteok.bsky.social @blakewexler.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social

https://linktr.ee/behindthebastards
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The Daily Zeitgeist @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Careful out there, Scientology runners 🙅 @andrewti.bsky.social @blakewexler.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #thedailyzeitgeist #scientology #scientologyrun #comedy
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
HAHAHAHAHA YES!
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hahhahahahahaha massive missed opportunity
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Apparently the UK’s version of The Dollar Store is called Poundland. It’s also where I took your mother last night but that’s an entirely different conversation.
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Few things on earth capture my undivided attention like a public dispute between neighbors
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
So Flyer’d up!!!
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The Daily Zeitgeist @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Anyone else have a scream pillow? 😱 @blakewexler.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #thedailyzeitgeist #rage #scream #pillow
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Get your tickets now so I can feed these things when they’re born 🦅🦅 www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
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Catch Philly native and rising star Blake Wexler April 11th, 2 shows
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
😂😂😂
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Philly! Two shows this Saturday 4/11 at Next in Line Comedy and let me tell you I will be in it to twin it. This is your last chance to see me do my hour with the virility of a childless adult so do not miss this opportunity.
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
People are so weird about jazz
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Thank you Jeff!
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
😂 right??
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We’re having twins?!
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