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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

diving like that is how sale broke his rib against the Mets last year

Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Let’s get a steak. I can tell you about the story my dad used to tell me about Reggie Jackson hitting the light tower at Tiger Stadium. Never believed it until I saw it on YouTube. Had to be 500 feet and still going up.

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you think that Schwarbomb on Wednesday only went 447 feet, I have a civil war battlefield to sell you. I’ve been watching Matt Olson smack pitches off the chophouse for five years, and nothing‘s ever gotten out of the park faster.

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Well, statcast is kinda full of shit.

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A few people did meet the cousin of their dreams there

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I was going to make a joke about how Zach Bryan would never play Sanford Stadium again, but it turns out that was Luke Bryan and Zach Top. Still.

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Too bad Brett Kavanaugh is otherwise occupied

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I know Lee’s been buns the past six weeks or so, but a guy with his track record would probably get a multiyear deal on the open market. $4 mil is a bargain even if there’s a good chance he’s cooked. Elder, we need the depth. Wentz is worth a flier given that he pitched well before the ACL tear.

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My daughter is 12 and just now learned that Hillary Clinton is white

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don’t really want to hear this

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

OK, well, y’all can take the red eye for all I care

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I hope it’s at 8 so I can least drink while we shit the bed again

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A hardware store chain with a football interest

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not surprising, he’s been ass since 2023

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I feel bad for Pretty Pete that he’s not manly enough to be able to grow facial hair.

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think most of us understand that fairy tales aren’t real.

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Asimov was like a lot of science fiction writers of that era, the characters were just there as mouthpieces for the author’s philosophical ideas.

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Under 65 me can’t do weekday afternoon baseball on the east coast. The wild card round schedule suuuuucks

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It does suck when all three of your team’s games start at 2. At least shuffle them around. Braves and Phillies are two top 10 fanbases with lots of household names. Do you really think the average fan would rather watch Astros-White Sox?

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A windfall for gas stations that never pass along the full savings, at the expense of people who don’t drive but will be expected to refill GDOT’s coffers.

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Have fun with the seven years left on Trae Turner’s contract

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I thought new Green Lantern episodes dropped on Sunday night

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Looking forward to the Braves getting our asses handed to us by the Dbags this time, variety is the spice of life

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today Pete Golding truly became head football coach at Ole Miss

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Scouting report: elite length/wingspan, but questionable motor

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Getting no-hit by Eury Perez through five certainly bodes well for the Braves’ playoff chances

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Says a lot that the only thing surprising about that headline is it was OpenAI and not Grok

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Interesting how it’s always dudes. Tens of thousands of female cops in this country and have we heard about one of these Flock stalkers being a woman?

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

White men not caring about anything until it directly affects them is precisely how we got into this mess.

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is why football officiating is best left to self-aware satellites

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Blake Audio Dynamite @blakeaued.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Kentucky wins. Auburn loses. The Phillies lose. The Mets won, but who cares. All is right with the world.

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