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blaise allysen kearsley

@blaiseallysen.bsky.social
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
⚡ SUBMISSIONS OPEN: GIMME YR BEST SHORT CNF ⚡
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SUBMISSION GUIDELINES | How I Learned
HOW I LEARNED magazine is the online iteration of the long-running live NYC show, which is basically just about how nobody even knows anything at all.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Strangers Before Loved Ones" by Ada Elechi, new at How I Learned. substack.com/@adaezeelech...
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Strangers Before Loved Ones
Adaeze Elechi interrogates the proximity of family, a hallway full of neighbors, and a steel door nobody knocked on.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Blaise Allysen Kearsley (@blaiseallysen)
Check out this beautiful story by @Nirali Patel. It’s about the loss of wonder and remembering that sense of nostalgia at the ripe old age of 8. Co-edited by Erica Youngren. “Who could say there use...
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nonfiction in four micro essays. Part of a work-in-progress. "Please Go Away" at HOW I LEARNED mag. substack.com/@blaiseallys...
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Blaise Allysen Kearsley (@blaiseallysen)
I wrote this one. I know 5:00 pm on a Friday (for EST readers) isn’t the most advantageous time to run a story, but here we are. Thank you and good day!
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Languages encode different anxieties. English worries about time (twelve tenses!).
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Lost and Found: George's Serbian Textbook
A bookstore mix-up sparks one sleepless night with a stranger, Gertrude Stein, and the curious pleasures of learning for no reason at all.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
7 micro-questions for @alexanderchee.bsky.social at HOW I LEARNED mag's tiny interview series, MY NEXT GHOST.
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Alexander Chee, From Seat 19A
Writer Alexander Chee (How To Write An Autobiographical Novel; Queen of The Night; Edinburgh) on stealing things, rescuing things, and holding his liquor.
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Daniel José Older @djolder.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
powerful academics getting to retire after being linked to a child sex trafficer is not "accountability" or "facing consequences" or "a reckoning" or "justice" it's just them retiring. These institutions continue to beclown themselves. Divest.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40. Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
28 x 20: Daily Prompts for Writing Super-Short Personal Essays in 20 Minutes open.substack.com/pub/howilear...
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28 x 20: Daily Prompts for Writing Super-Short Personal Essays in 20 Minutes
28 days. 28 prompts. 20 minutes. Less force, more allow.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Finally, it’s the 1200th day of January. One more endless day to go! And just 11 hours left to steal 25% off a one-year subscription to HOW I LEARNED, which, in addition to resisting fascism, is probably the best thing for you right now. www.howilearnedseries.com/subscribe
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Subscribe to How I Learned
The online magazine version of the live NYC show where writers and raconteurs get wise, or something like it. Click to read How I Learned, by Blaise Allysen Kearsley, a Substack publication with hundr...
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
New from Emma Logan at How I Learned. 🖤
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Mothers Don’t Get the Luxury of Unraveling
The bamboozling logic of postpartum's point of view
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Only In 3's for December 2025
Now recommending slayers, sinners, and psychedelics
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
ATTN: GEN X!!!! QUICKSAND ALERT!!!!!!
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Hiker is rescued from quicksand in Utah canyon after drone video spotted him struggling
The man was rescued Sunday after he became trapped up to his thighs at Arches National Park.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
2 SPOTS LEFT. Still time to join us. Give me two hours tomorrow, 6:30pm-8:30pm EST, and I’ll solve all your probs.
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Get Out Of Your Own Way Approach Writing Creativity with Mindfulness
This one-day workshop is suitable for mindfulness beginners and all levels of creative nonfiction writers. Learn more and join us at WritingWorkshops.com.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
The latest essay greatness at HOW I LEARNED, "Smarter Than Blood" by Heather Hawk.
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Blaise Allysen Kearsley (@blaiseallysen)
“The goal is to go undetected, to not get caught having a period. Even other girls can’t know. She’s on the rag, they’ll say,despite the fact that any of them may also be bleeding.” — @Heather Hawk at...
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Last summer, Mamdani was at a Citi Bike station wearing a suit and a smile. A crowd gathered around him. One woman shouted, “Communist!” He didn’t bother looking in her direction. He just put his boots on the pedals and said, “I think you mean cyclist.” Y’all, I think about that all the time.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Question. When are they going to make trees that money grows on?
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Vestal Review @vestalreview.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Can you change your life in 10 days? Maybe not, but for the next 10 days, you can at least submit your life-altering flash fiction to Vestal Review, where we always appreciate good work. Our fall submissions window closes at midnight on November 30th. www.vestalreview.net/guidelines
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Find a penny pick it up, nothing means anything anymore, you dumbass fuck.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“I noticed something else: a woman with no friends. She liked to sit in the front row with a chair between her and the next woman. During the intermission, while I was chowing down on cookies, she sat alone, eating cantaloupe out of a plastic container.”
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Viva La Bingo! By Michael Barrish
I’m here now to confess a lie from my days as a bingo caller.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Micro essay by @marciayudkin.bsky.social
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The latest at How I Learned mag: a writer and professor sees hearing loss as no big deal until it starts to seem bigger. www.howilearnedseries.com
Colorful scientific drawing of synapses that transmit sound to the brain. Overlay white text says: Say What? Altitude-induced hearing loss transforms into a new reality. www.howilearnedseries.com
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Has anyone met Joseph?
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Three Times A Maybe
Blaise Allysen Kearsley remembers that in a city of strangers, there's more than one way to get lost.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
⚡ www.howilearnedseries.com/p/submissions
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Can someone please explain Role Model?
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 25/09/2025
Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
"And I like very much that the ladybugs are f****** in the lupines."
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Chip Drop
Pam Mandel transforms a 1950s-style lawn into a certified wildlife habitat.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I wrote something. "These white, lanky B-boys stood still in their Adidas Superstars and tried not to laugh. The backdrop for the breakdancing battle was a mauve and beige living room with portraits of naked ladies painted by my grandmother."
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Sincerely And A Little Surly
B-boys in the living room, birthday phone calls, and waking up in the morning.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Tiffany S. (@midwestmagpie)
“The camera is an instrument that teaches people how to see without a camera.”― Dorothea Lange Harlem, New York," Leonard Freed, 1963  Self-Portrait, James Barnor, Accra, Ghana, 1957. Panama Canal...
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Mo’Bradie only exists at family reunions. Not on Google. Not on paper. Never captured on film, pressed on the glue-covered page of a broken-spine photo album. Mo’Bradie is a word-of-mouth kind of woman. A “did you hear” or “I heard that she” kind of woman. — @avitusbcarle.bsky.social
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A Spider Kind Of Woman
Avitus B. Carle digs into family lore to find a mysterious aunt — who some folks remember but nobody ever understood.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
New essay by Hannah Van Sickle on How I Learned mag. open.substack.com/pub/howilear...
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Milton Bradley For Beginners
It was the perfect winning strategy until the game board flipped and shattered all the pieces.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Everything is brutal and unrelenting (plus: Monday mood) but just now a Gen X guy on a bike passed by, snaking down the middle of the street, blasting “She Sells Sanctuary” by The Cult. So that was nice.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Over on How I Learned, a new featured essay by @avitusbcarle.bsky.social.
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A Spider Kind Of Woman
Avitus B. Carle digs into family lore to find a mysterious aunt — who some folks remember but nobody ever understood.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
How I Learned magazine is LIVE and Jennifer Stewart has a few things to say to you. Come in, come in, and subscribe. open.substack.com/pub/howilear...
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Are You There, God? It's Me, Celibate.
Jennifer Stewart's West Texas college was known for its commitment to conservatism and its high concentration of STDs.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Thank you @saribotton.bsky.social. ♥️ memoirland.substack.com/p/why-mr-bau...
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Why Mr. Bauer Didn’t Like Me
As a child, Blaise Allysen Kearsley tried, in vain, to win over a white friend’s father.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
In New York where I receive state-funded healthcare, this will result in over 51,000 totally preventable deaths. 5calls.org/issue/medica...
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
3 DAYS LEFT to submit your best story to the How I Learned Series Magazine, launching this summer on Pedro Pascal’s internet. Tell a friend. www.blaiseallysenkearsley.com/how-i-learne...
A square image in black, pink, and green. The header reads THE HOW I LEARNED SERIES MAGAZINE in black and white. A photo of a cool punk woman reading a newspaper at an NYC newsstand in the 80s is in the background. The photo is tinted pink. The green simple font overlaying the photo says SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN THROUGH JUNE 20TH.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
SUBMISSION GUIDELINES: www.blaiseallysenkearsley.com/how-i-learned-magazine-submissions
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SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN
DEADLINE: JUNE 16 2025
LAUNCHING SOON
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Today I couldn’t remember the word “conflated” and yesterday I couldn’t remember what the DeBarge family’s band is called. It’s DeBarge.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The live NYC series is now a magazine — launching in June. ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Whew. I feel like this is exactly right. substack.com/@danieljoseo...
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Daniel José Older on Substack
There are people who want/need to write and there people who just want to call themselves writers. One thing genAI has done is made that difference extremely clear. The irony being that people who a...
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The live NYC series is now a magazine — launching in June. ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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🇲🇽🕷️rustbelt rebel🕷️🇲🇽 @rustbeltrebel.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
One. Thousand. Percent.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
A teenager sits on a bed on the floor. He’s wearing sunglasses, black pants, a button up shirt and tube socks with red stripes. His knees are tucked into his chest and he’s leaning against wall behind him which has graffiti on it. The caption reads: [The Smiths plays softly]
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
This is one of the most profound essays I’ve read in years. You don’t need me to tell you that Hanif Abdurraqib is one of the finest writers of our time, but this essay in particular is a hard-won offering. Please read it and share with people you love.
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In Defense of Despair
The feeling is most commonly framed as an end point, a level of despondency that cannot be overcome. But it doesn’t have to be so.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Gen Z will never know the joy and sheer utility of memorizing multiple phone numbers
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KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 @kdnerak33.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
The same people who say Adriana Smith should stay hooked up to machines so a fetus can gestate inside her dead body for 7 months because “it’s a sacrifice a mother would make” can’t fathom a mother crossing the border with her children in hopes of providing a better life for them.
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blaise allysen kearsley @blaiseallysen.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Submissions now open for How I Learned mag. Submit your best true stories.🥃 Deadline: June 16th Guidelines: www.blaiseallysenkearsley.com/how-i-learne...
Red banner with woman talking into a microphone and white and gray text that says THE HOW I LEARNED SERIES [ MAGAZINE ]
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