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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 6m

Oceanic birds of prey beat the horses. Boo horses. But not holding my breath here.

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 7h

Its sweet you think they know who Martin Luther is

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 7h

Look, things are a mess right now but I am grateful we dont have an election for federal or statewide office in Washington (yes we have initiatives and Supreme Court elections but I am the only one who gets to be pedantic here)

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I love these MAGA Christians mad about the Pope and the death penalty screaming, I dont need a pope, that’s why we have a bible! Congratulations you’ve discovered protestantism!

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Well, its October so its time for my annual crush on Kiké Hernandez

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I am celebrating Columbus Day the traditional way, by only eating pre-Columbian exchange Italian food

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I need a less stressful fandom, Seahawks

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Happy 49ers hate weekend to all who celebrate

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

No snark—I could think no better way to turn Americans against the death penalty than publicly executing someone

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I don’t know who will win the Nobel Peace Prize tomorrow but I do know who won’t

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sure sure publicly executing people is barbaric. On the other hand, this means Democratic president can publicly execute administration officials probably starting with Hegseth

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Who will win the Nobel Literature Prize tomorrow? Will it be a Jenny Erpenbeck or Yoko Tawada? Or will it be an American novelist (the last was Toni Morrison in 1993!). A South American? A classic laureates with crazy/unpleasant politics? I don’t care, as long as its someone I’ve heard of or read.

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Eve Marie Saint who was 102 so this shouldn't be surprising has entered the portal

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My final M*A*S*H hot take is that Allen Arbus was very handsome

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Televangelist Jim Bakker and husband of Tammy Faye, who did not follow his own or Jesus' advice, has entered the portal

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I am but a dummy but youd think a billionaire would know to choose his words a little better or have a comms person to make sure he does but hey what do I know I do know if he wants to keep saying I dont need no media training I say what I want this is going to be a long & exhausting ownership

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I have learned Gillian Anderson is in a revival of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf as Martha and I have just turned ten times gayer

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Seahawkys in the beginning Not so Seahawksy in the middle Peak Seahawksy at the end

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Boa sorte e não faça merda, Brasil.

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

90 [train sounds] 90 90 90 90 90 [clappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclappingclapping] 90 90 90 90 90 today Today. Today. Today.

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Steve Reich turns 90 today. Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Reeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Turns 90 90 90 90 [its gonna rain its gonna rain its gonna rain] 90 90 90 90

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There was a hazmat incident on Accursed Hill caused by improperly disposed poppers. Do better gays!

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Regarding this Cornell thing: Don’t just tell your sons not to rape women and respect women’s boundaries. Tell your sons not to rape anyone and to respect everyone’s boundaries. There are plenty of stories of male sexual assault in fraternity culture. Gay men have a problem with this too.

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My new kink is the Steelers losing to the Browns. Aaron Rodgers losing is still my kink

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

No, I did not feel the earthquake. Thank you no one for asking.

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Eric Schmidt says he saw Jack Smith watching basketball with the devil

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Eric Schmidt says he saw Jack Smith watching basketball with the devil

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dennis Haskins, teevee's Mr Belding, enemy of Zack Morris, has entered the portal

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Today and today only: thank you, Broncos

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It's a beautiful Saturday and I'm on my couch listening to podcasts about to take a bath to read my reading

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Last night I cooked for myself from scratch for the first time since late July. It feels like a miracle. Thanks, depression!

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fat Bear Week and and Negroni Week being the same week is like that time Ramadan, Passover, and Easter all happened at the same time

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Our president desires to put his name on Ford’s Theater which I assume is the framing device to Oh, Mary!

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Today I read an article about a lesbian bar in Western Mass in a town with fewer people than live in my neighborhood that decided to genocide its own client base by relaxing its mask mandate because the owners wantedto do capitalism instead of revolutionary praxis. Or I think thats what happened

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Well that tells me everything I need to know

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Someone in my building is having a monster truck birthday party and no its not me

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have learned Michael Stipe has a collection of Roy Cohn memorabilia and also that Roy Cohn had memorabilia

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I was at the local land grant university and a local youthful scholar complimented my pants (I was wearing my sapphire ones)

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not a comic book person, not a superhero guy, I’ve mostly enjoyed the show even if I don’t know who any of these people are.

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I hope everyone boycotting Tilamook because some of its products are halal get rickets

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I hope everyone boycotting Tilamook because some of its products are halal get rickets

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Aslan is a fictional chapter. Bart Simpson is voiced by a woman. Stay mad.

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Let the record show: I didn’t trust Sam Altman before it was cool

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Today Senator Kennedy asked FBI Director Kash “Ka$h” Patel about removing bestiality as automatic disqualifier for FBI applicants which is an actual thing that happened not making it up! and that also completely fucked my algorithm trying to spell bestiality

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I got up. I had tea. I showered. I tried to solve the NPR puzzle. I listened to a podcast about good bad movies. I got dressed. I walked to the autobus stop to go to church. I arrived there minutes before the autobus arrived. The autobus was four minutes early

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

That was an appropriately Seahawksily Seahhawky Seahawks start. lol Patriots.

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It look ten months, but I am finally caught up on my New Yorkers. Thanks depression!

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blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I saw a man walking down Broadway eating a pickle spear. Okay, that man was me

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