blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 15hSteve Reich turns 90 today. Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Reeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Turns 90 90 90 90 [its gonna rain its gonna rain its gonna rain] 90 90 90 90 100
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There was a hazmat incident on Accursed Hill caused by improperly disposed poppers. Do better gays! 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Regarding this Cornell thing: Don’t just tell your sons not to rape women and respect women’s boundaries. Tell your sons not to rape anyone and to respect everyone’s boundaries. There are plenty of stories of male sexual assault in fraternity culture. Gay men have a problem with this too. 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My new kink is the Steelers losing to the Browns. Aaron Rodgers losing is still my kink 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No, I did not feel the earthquake. Thank you no one for asking. 011
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Eric Schmidt says he saw Jack Smith watching basketball with the devil 010
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Eric Schmidt says he saw Jack Smith watching basketball with the devil 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dennis Haskins, teevee's Mr Belding, enemy of Zack Morris, has entered the portal 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's a beautiful Saturday and I'm on my couch listening to podcasts about to take a bath to read my reading 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Last night I cooked for myself from scratch for the first time since late July. It feels like a miracle. Thanks, depression! 010
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fat Bear Week and and Negroni Week being the same week is like that time Ramadan, Passover, and Easter all happened at the same time 073
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Our president desires to put his name on Ford’s Theater which I assume is the framing device to Oh, Mary! 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today I read an article about a lesbian bar in Western Mass in a town with fewer people than live in my neighborhood that decided to genocide its own client base by relaxing its mask mandate because the owners wantedto do capitalism instead of revolutionary praxis. Or I think thats what happened 030
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Someone in my building is having a monster truck birthday party and no its not me 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have learned Michael Stipe has a collection of Roy Cohn memorabilia and also that Roy Cohn had memorabilia 010
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I was at the local land grant university and a local youthful scholar complimented my pants (I was wearing my sapphire ones) 010
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I hope everyone boycotting Tilamook because some of its products are halal get rickets 001
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I hope everyone boycotting Tilamook because some of its products are halal get rickets 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Aslan is a fictional chapter. Bart Simpson is voiced by a woman. Stay mad. 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Let the record show: I didn’t trust Sam Altman before it was cool 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Today Senator Kennedy asked FBI Director Kash “Ka$h” Patel about removing bestiality as automatic disqualifier for FBI applicants which is an actual thing that happened not making it up! and that also completely fucked my algorithm trying to spell bestiality 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I got up. I had tea. I showered. I tried to solve the NPR puzzle. I listened to a podcast about good bad movies. I got dressed. I walked to the autobus stop to go to church. I arrived there minutes before the autobus arrived. The autobus was four minutes early 010
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026That was an appropriately Seahawksily Seahhawky Seahawks start. lol Patriots. 010
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It look ten months, but I am finally caught up on my New Yorkers. Thanks depression! 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I saw a man walking down Broadway eating a pickle spear. Okay, that man was me 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Not naming organizations but if you have an event that you claim is “family friendly” but don’t provide childcare it’s not exactly. Also, in the middle of the weekday right after school starts? 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton, one of our greatest Americans, has entered the portal 100
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026On one hand I was very annoyed someone was skateboarding behind my building blasting music at quarter til midnight last night. On the other hand it was Arcade Fire—specifically Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains) from 2010’s The Suburbs. Great fucking song by the way! 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Jolly good show, Count Binface. Jolly good! 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Good luck and dont make a pig's ear of it, Clacton, vote Count Binface! 010
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Secretary of the Press Karoline Leavitt will fall out a window at the end of this month! She will be leaving to spend more time with her young children and her elderly husband. Also she ran out of lies to tell 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Non politics/mental health palate cleanser: The new Masters of the Universe (available on the Jeff Bezos network) is wonderful & campy. It knows exactly what it is supposed to be, nothing more or less with a target audience of millennial gay men. I highly recommend (take an edible first) 030
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Sixteen years ago today at dinner with friends at La Spiga I was threatened with arrest for trying to pay for dinner 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Andrew Tate has posted on Twitter that he has no contact with the outside world and also whilst having no contact that he is in the SHU living next door to a cannibal—and suddenly I now support the carceral state 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Andrew Tate has posted on Twitter that he has no contact with the outside world and also whilst having no contact that he is in the SHU living next door to a cannibal—and suddenly I now support the carceral state 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The new British defense secretary is a homosexual and fortunately for Pete Hegseth, he doesnt have beard 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I listened to a Guardian podcast where a British Person pronounced John Leguizamo as Len-gwee-sí-mo (she said John like a Normal) 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The Odyssey was nothing like Ulysses. I feel lied to! Where was Leo Bloom!? 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Keir Starmer, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom for like three more hours, is cheering for Spain in the Geopolitics Chalice Finale for some Reason 011
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026lol Tate brothers (rape & their other crimes arent funny but there comeuppance is) 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I did not expect Mitch McConnell to outlive Linsey Graham 020
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I am going to miss that big & tall ugly (but also sort of weirdly hot) Norwegian guy 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It’s not like France & Spain have ever fought against in each other in war or something 010
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I have no opinion about Platner that hanst been offered, except to say everyone who thinks he should be replaced with Heather Cox Richardson or Ms Rachel because I guess we are just randomly naming people from Maine in a crucial election is exactly why voters think the Democratic Party is broken 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Possible replacements for Graham Platner * A moose * A lobster farmer * A literal platter of graham crackers * A can of Moxie * Ms Augusta Maine, Maine’s very own own the nose drag queen * A giant blueberry * Tom Collins * Suzanne Collins * Olive Kitteridge * A Stephen King character * Gram Platter 000
blaire with an e @blairewithane.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I have been watching this show called M*A*S*H & I find myself very attracted to Radar 010