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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my wife and i want this to be our Halloween costume
Margaret Hamilton, RIP to an American badass
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
there's only one thing wrong with the Davis baby
movie poster for It's Alive (1974)
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boo Berry is the ghost of Rob Schneider
they call him Boo Berry because he gets booed off the stage
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
jesus christ do i have to do everything around here
No results found for "Suge Knight Shyamalan".
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Star Trek TOS episode: "The Vulcan Loaf Pinch"
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Star Trek TOS episode: "My Neck, My Back, My Pussy and My Crack"
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Star Trek TOS episode: "Two In the Pink, One In the Stink"
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Helga Geraldine Pataki from Hey Arnold!
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Stevie Janowski from East Bound and Down
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
with Blöthar the Berserker from GWAR at LUCHA VAVOOM
me and Blöthar down by the schoolyard
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i'm hosting LUCHA VAVOOM with special guest BLÖTHAR THE BERSERKER from GWAR at the Mayan August 28th if you're into that sort of thing
i'm hosting LUCHA VAVOOM at the MAYAN August 28th
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
tradwife crisis tattoos
Nancy Mace and her Facebook sleeves
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Tricky's Nearly God is like another Maxinquaye
Tricky -- Nearly God
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The American Chopper Chair Throwing meme and the dialogue says 
FUCK YOU 
NO FUCK YOU 
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY CHAIR 
FUCK YOUR FUCKING CHAIR 
YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT CHAIR
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
my good friend Carmine St. Pierre will be appearing on HANGING WITH DOCTOR Z LIVE with special guests Haley Joel Osment, Edi Patterson and the legendary PAUL WILLIAMS at Dynasty Typewriter this Sunday if you're into that sort of thing
i'm Carmine St. Pierre on HANGING WITH DOCTOR Z LIVE! with Paul Williams, Edi Patterson and Haley Joel Osment at Dynasty Typewriter August 2
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains
Supergrass -- I Should Coco
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Happy Birthday Gary Gygax
The Sandal of Gygax, the last shoe he ever made
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Brian and Blaine both wearing Blaine Capatch shirts
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i'm on the MAD REWIND panel with a delightful bunch of MAD TV alums at Comic-Con this Saturday July 25th if you're into that sort of thing
i'll be on the MAD REWIND panel at Comic-Con talking about MAD TV and not being able to find parking
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell
a dog surrounded by vacuum cleaners
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i wouldn't be a father without his mother
some fucking nerds at Comic-Con dressed like Derek Wildstar and Nova from Star Blazers YES I KNOW IT'S ACTUALLY KODAI AND YUKI FROM SPACE CRUISER YAMATO JESUS CHRIST
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i worked at Listening Booth at the York Mall and later the Listening Booth at Park City Mall, this was my view from the register at the York Mall
a fountain at the York Mall as seen from Listening Booth circa 1981
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Martin's Kettle-Cook'd chips will put the spring in your Rumspringa
a bag of Martin's Kettle-Cook'd potato chips in rare unopened state
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
when we were in Hawaii i got my 6yo son a fresh coconut with a straw, he took a sip and laid down on the sidewalk and said "i thought it would be more delicious."
I said doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take
I said doctor, to relieve this belly ache
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
jesus christ do i have to do everything around here
No results found for "i'm a Grogu not a Shogu".
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
(l-r): Greg Proops, Dr. Z, Carmine St. Pierre
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Suicidal Ideation Whatchamacallit
Your Kentucky Derby horse name is:
A symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
fam, i honked
a truck carrying baby food that gives your baby diarrhea ordering you to honk if you like soft poops, it did not have an option for fans of rock-hard stools
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
BONUS LEVEL UNLOCKED: Robert Sherman, Son of Faddah Allan Sherman
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah, here I am at Alex's Bar in Long Beach
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The Cake of Dr. Demento
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
with Dr. Demento at his retirement party in Long Beach yesterday
The Thing with Two Fish Heads
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
or WILL we
Charles Blaine Nelson Capatch Reilly
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
if today is Saturday then this is tonight
TONIGHT: The Good Good Show at Night Lizard Brewing Company in Santa Barbara featuring four great comedians and also Blaine Capatch
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i scored Howard Hesseman's Coyote Bus Line ID card on eBay a few years ago, i had no choice
Howard Hesseman's Coyote Bus Line ID card from The Big Bus (1976)
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Throw out your hands Stick out your tush Hands on your hips Give 'em a push You'll be surprised You're doing the French Mistake
not pictured: sweaty waifu guy just out of shot with his hands in his pockets and a glazed stare
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the entire Crazy Horses album is fantastic and i am not kidding
Crazy Horses by The Osmonds, a collection of solid bangers
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Hello Muddery
Hello Pottery
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Japrocksampler is fantastic
Japrocksampler by Julian Cope
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
happy first birthday to these beautiful little maniacs
Pepper and Sesame are 1
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
wow how long was i out
Famous Birthdays: Blaine Capatch's Stuntman
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Shakey's really has my number
69ing at Shakey's
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
i was also on Jeopardy in the form of a question
On "Rolling Stone's 500 Worst Albums from Blaine Capatch: 
"2 Foot 2 Loose" by Kenny Loggins & "Idahoication" by this bunch of Flea's
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
i stole that suit
Freaks with Geeks
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Getting Even by Woody Allen
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
our Isabel in the mid-'60s, probably pre-me
Isabel, queen of the living room
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
we were there to see Jane Lynch and Kate Flannery in "A Swingin' Little Christmas", a goddamn delight
Jane Lynch, Kate Flannery and Tim Davis with the Tony Guerrero Quintet bringin' the holiday pain in Santa Monica
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
hey Quinn i spotted you backstage at the BroadStage in Santa Monica @quinncy.bsky.social
a poster for The Goodbye Girl introducing QUINN CUMMINGS hiding behind a rack of hangers in the BroadStage green room
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
two spiders have constructed a web at the bottom of a sliding board and one of them is saying "If we pull this off, we'll eat like kings." this implies they wish to capture and devour a human child
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
the fuck is this shit
beautiful black cat sleeping all cozy like it thinks it's better than me
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