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Black Jacq

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He/they. Just a weird little dromaeosaur writing gay shit. 🔞 AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/Annabeelee

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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Being an Astarion enjoyer while having media literacy is so embarrassing, man. I like that this character isn't a perfect victim and a dickweed who has to learn how to be functional person with empathy while dealing with his severe trauma and fighting for his autonomy. Idk why this opinion is rare.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*looking through my email and finding the one I sent to an ex friend who stole 2.8k from me where I was effectively breaking off the friendship in 2013* Brother, you were such an annoying little guy back then lmao
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ever want to read about a middle aged dad reconnecting with his teen daughter as he's fighting his latent bisexuality tooth and nail because of a weirdly handsome doctor, all while bodies keep mysteriously washing up ashore? Well, heres a charlisle fic about it. archiveofourown.org/works/897076...
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I always forget writing a slow build chaptered fic is like 'i am setting up a million dominoes and I hope people will stick with me to get to the chapter where they start fucking falling'.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nothing ruins smut more than the characters getting to the brink of doing the thing only to fucking stop everything to discuss kinks and consent and all that shit for SEVERAL paragraphs. It's fiction. We don't need to do that here. Let them bang like animals and they can negotiate off screen.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
some right winger must've made a comment about pit bulls bad because my mom, who's never had an issue with bullies before in her 55 years on this earth, is suddenly constantly pointing out my dog is part pit bull and making weird off-hand comments alluding to her being potentially dangerous.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Walking into twilight fandom, grabbing the 'vampire monstrousnes' dial that's currently set to a solid 2, and slowly turning it, glancing back at the fandom at every notch I hit.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
people say they love predator/prey dynamics, but they always forget that prey animals are horrible bastards who Want to Survive and will fight tooth and nail to do so. Which is a fun part of the dynamic and should not be left on the table. Never forget your allegorical deer has antlers and hooves.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
- want fried fish for dinner - plan on going to local spot - on dog walk, see a fish and chip food truck in the food truck spot - 'wow, how fortuitous! Maybe I'll go there instead!' - look up the food truck menu - $3 more than the local spot with worse selection What the fuck.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Writing is wild. How much sexual tension can I put into a scene about a man watching another man write a check? We're gunna find out together.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Fields of Mistria is an exceptional harvest moon-like. They even have two 'special' romance options. I genuinely think its up there with Stardew Valley (still the GOAT in my opinion) in terms of understanding the assignment of the farming community game.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
im bad at titling fics, so while i've got the draft saved in Ao3, the temp title is always Oingo Boingo until I think of something better. I'm waiting for the day when I forget to actually make up a title and post a fic with the temp name, get embarrassed, leave it, and hope no one comments on it.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I think trying to write characters as close to their canon interpretations is, in part, a matter of respect and love for the original work. That being said if I write/post this twilight fic idea I've been nursing about the dads smooching, know that I don't respect or love canon in the slightest.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
sometimes you have to go lie down in bed in complete silence to let the howler monkeys in your head hash out the idea they're having so you can move on with your day.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
its morally correct and ethically sound to yaoi the dads from Twilight. Mormon Jesus will fault no one if Carlisle goes for a ride on that mustache, is all I'm saying.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fic has internalized homophobia AND middle aged dads? Consider me sat.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fascinating that before season 2 dropped, there weren't a lot of trans silco fics. But the second they showcase his younger self as a skinny, long haired twink, there's 14 pages. This could say something about the wider fandom and trans man headcanons. Or it could mean nothing. Either way.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Post-canon jayce having a fantasy kink for arcane herald Viktor eating him so they can return to that singular moment of being one entity, but this time forever.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Nothing will turn me off of a 'top trans viktor' fic more than several paragraphs assuring the audience that jayce has a huge cock, Viktor normally bottoms, in fact he was five seconds before the fic started, and this event where he is topping is an abnormal blip to the canon of the fics universe.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
There's a non-zero percent chance that the generation about to hit puberty is going to have weird fruit people fetishes because of these stupid ai slop videos.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I s2g if Until Dawn 2 has nasty monsters like the first game and let's those two dudes fuck or at least have more weirdly homoerotic scenes like the gun thing in the trailer, then I will... know happiness.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
'have you been writing-' No, cause my brain's been on this bullshit:
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
never underestimate the fascinating, buckwild world-building a person will do, usually completely subconsciously, to fully justify writing scenarios for their very specific kinks
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
There's just not enough cunnilingus or rimming in monsterfucking/terato. I feel like there should be a rule somewhere that if you give that nasty thing a tongue as long as it's dick, then it needs to be put to good use.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Anyways, back to my '1000 year old dragons perving on 30 year old paladins' grind. And by grind, I mean thinking about them grinding like this:
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Listen. If you soften/feminize the man's face just because you've cast him in the role of bottom, you will never see the light of heaven. He's weird and angular and sharp and that's perfect.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nobody move. I've made yet another trans man OC who is a wizard and did weird things to his anatomy instead of transitioning like a normal fucking person.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
*sees Diablo 2 Resurrected is on Steam and on sale* Oh noooooooooo I say as I immediately buy it for the steam deck.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I feel like when you're asexual, it becomes a lot easier to understand impossible kinks or kinks someone only enjoys in the fantasy and not reality because... even my most mundane kinks or sexual 'interests' are like that. Brother, its all fantasy to me. I'm not doing any of this shit.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A new fruit has been found in the wilds of my backyard. Along with the apple and mulberry trees, I now also apparently have black raspberries. I'm bear-maxxing this summer with all these berries
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
thank you all those media analysis classes in college. You didn't help me get a career in the end but you did make it so I can pick up on context clue pretty quick so I can read fanfic for fandoms I understand >10% of the lore about with the utmost ease.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I keep seeing fan art of Viktor in a bikini but I have yet to see any off them with his monster bulge. Tragic. Give my man back his prenis.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Me starting a new fallout 3 playthrough: Charon... i'm coming for you Charon. I've made another twink for you to begrudgingly protect from the wastelands with his annoying dog <3
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
One of these days, I will get into a fandom and not be baffled at how different my read on canon is in comparison to a lot of people's. Yes I know he says that thing, but he's also established to be a fucking liar, so why are you believing him?? Did we play the same game?????
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Persona 4 getting a remake is fascinating. I can't wait to see the renewed discussion over how weirdly queer while simultaneously extremely homo/transphobic the game is for literally no reason.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I appreciate this sorter including homoerotic cannibalism but the fact that it failed to include whump means all results after #2 need to be shifted down a notch. nulienna.tumblr.com/sorter
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Me!Me!Me! music video but instead of being about a porn-brained asshat who's Big Sad he left his real life girlfriend because she was more complicated than sex, its Viktor contending with the fact he lost Jayce when he became the arcane herald. Including Jayce being in the scantily clad outfits.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
*kubrick stares at the mtas fandom* if this place had taste there'd be one billion works about Pen and Logan hatefucking
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
One of the key moments of me figuring out my gender offness was talking with women and realizing we do not share the same position on how we want our bodies. What do you mean you want to be shorter, smaller and little muscle definition? Doesn't everyone want to be 6'5" and built like Brock lesnar??
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My toxic trait is that I delight in putting large, masculine dudes in the general woman position in stories. Yes he will be sexually harassed by a coworker, yes he will have his dude best bud loudly pining unrequitedly after him, he will be put in the male gaze and breast boobily down the stairs.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Love you short form filmmaking present in music videos. Especially when the director and the artist(s) have a sick ass idea or concept or story they want to tell <3
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I will never forgive Rudolf Schenkel for his stupid ass book on wolf behavior considering its impact. I do forgive Supernatural girlies for making omegaverse because they wanted Dean Winchester pregnant. Like I was right there with them on that one. I also wanted to get Dean Winchester pregnant.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I spend thirty minutes mowing the back forty of my lawn and my potato dog just frogs out like she did all the work >:(
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I have four producing mulberry trees and two producing apple trees. The baking and jam making this year about to be insane.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
'AI can do your first draft for you' Except it can't. AI isn't me. It doesn't have my fuckass way of writing. It won't put down the words in the way I do, it won't make the connections I can, it won't hyperfocus on the details like i will. Writing is more than just words on a page.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I love writing about you repressed homosexuality desire. The journey from identifying it to finding joy in it is one I could explore forever and ever amen
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Me standing outside the Half Man fandom every time I see a gifset:
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
*every time there's a character who is mean, catty, holier-than-thou, and/or a braggart* wowzers do I have a thing for brat taming.
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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I am at all times thinking of jayvik dude wrestling. they are college age when they meet. both starved for friend affection. you can't convince me they didn't fight over tools on the floor and Jayce would lose those matches on purpose because Viktor's leg and it means Viktor's got hands on him...
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