Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Imagine an alien landed and you needed to explain modern "American Conservative Christianity." Their attitudes, assumptions, beliefs, and actions are antithetical to every one of Jesus' teachings. They are comically villainous, but believe they're... the good guys? It's inexplicable. 000
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Obviously this is horrible, immoral, totally heinous stuff that's impeachable in and of itself. But what we should NEVER lose sight of are the ghouls smiling along as he quips – each of whom wholeheartedly believes they're a good person who will go to Heaven. bsky.app/profile/just... 110
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Donald Trump has a SHOCKING amount in common with elementary school kids, who will talk a lot of talk in front of their friends but fold like tissue paper if you actually look them in the eyes one-on-one and ask them to explain themselves. bsky.app/profile/atru... 020
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Trump’s obsession with getting to Heaven and getting a Nobel Peace Prize could actually be useful if he were like, “Hey, universal healthcare would save millions of lives, and if *I* say it’s a good idea the GOP will agree! And the world will actually get better!” But. Nah. bsky.app/profile/atru... 010
Reposted by BrianPark Lore✨ @parklore.com · 03/09/2025It sure sounds like Epic Universe would benefit from a very intentional, steady expansion of its reliability and capacity, pulsing an army of well-themed flat rides into the park… 👀 parklore.com/main/buildout-ueuparklore.comExpanding Epic Universe – An Armchair-Imagineered Build-OutAn armchair Imagineering plan to expand Universal Epic Universe theme park with new attractions, rides, and worlds...! 1152
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Unfortunately, Trump being underwater in approval doesn’t matter if even the conservatives who don’t approve of him would not vote for a democrat at best, and would still vote for him for a third unconstitutional term at worst. 140
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Actually a hilariously good analysis of public response to Trump himself – see major, foundational, structural issues that could literally bring the building down, but fill the crack and paint it. bsky.app/profile/atru... 000
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 08/08/2025A good reminder that LLMs are not literally “thinking.” They are not “intelligent.” They are Smarter Child from AIM, but with the ability to scrape Facebook to determine sentence structure. 000
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Woke data! Fake news! The economy is BOOMING! 😎 bsky.app/profile/clau... 000
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 27/07/2025My Taco Bell accidentally hooked up the new Mountain Dew Baja Midnight early, ama #tacobell #bajablast #bajamidnight 030
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I work with children and this is literally what children do, including that they leave thinking, "I really got 'em. I won, and there's no doubt about it!" bsky.app/profile/kenk... 020
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Too bad it’s de facto illegal to teach intersectionality or good old fashioned empathy or maybe we could understand why someone would dare take actions that don’t immediately or obviously demonstrate blind allegiance to their “own people” 🤮 030
Reposted by BrianBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2025What matters is that Cuomo and all the people who endorsed him are still going to claim they're the rightful heirs to the Democratic Party, how dare young people challenge them, all of that. The difference is they're now just unaffiliated lunatics, banging on the windows. They're not the party. 1718089989
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I feel like somewhere in his brain, this is him thinking about the autopen situation he's trying to raise with Biden? Like, if he puts that at the end of a tweet, it's like a wax seal or a signature or a fingerprint that makes it official? You never know what noodles are connecting in that head. 000
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Amazing that a statistically significant number of Republicans went, "Hey, y'know what, I know gay people! And they got married, and it's okay! It's weird I was against that." ... "Oh wait, no it's not. I'm against it." 060
Reposted by BrianBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/05/2025It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday. 913418238579
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 03/05/2025If anyone else – ANYONE else – did step one, they would immediately reverse course. Only Trump would do both of those steps. 000
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 03/05/2025We’re in such a uniquely Trumpian situation. Only Trump would flagrantly decide that only he had the answer and all financial experts who said it wouldn’t work were just dumber than him. Only Trump, upon seeing the results experts predicted, would say “well, don’t believe your eyes. It’ll work.” 100
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Trump47 saw Trump45 unanimously ranked as the worst president by academics, historians, and those who study and revere the institution of the presidency and said “I can do worse.” And by god, he’s done it. THAT’S determination. 010
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Thank you! Heading down to the parks next week to celebrate 😎 Reservations at the Carthay Circle because you only turn 34 once! 020
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Thank you thank you! There really is no gayer birthday than April 26th you know? 020
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025And that’s a person with employer-provided healthcare saying, “yknow what? I haven’t been a doctor in a few years. I should get a check up and establish some baselines with bloodwork.” It cost me $105 on top of monthly premiums. Why would I return again? How would I survive if I was ill? 110
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I rarely go to the doctor because I’m a pretty well person, but I did a casual check up and blood work last June, which already cost me a $50 co-pay. Then TODAY, 10 months later, I got a push notification that Kaiser decided I owe $55. I can afford it, but seriously, what are we doing here? 110
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I guess there are also alternatives like: – “that’s not actually happening” – “well what about…” – “who cares?” We’re doing great! 010
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025What’s really too bad is that if you say to a Trump supporter, “is this really what you wanted? Legal residents of the US with no criminal record being deported without due process to El Salvador in direct opposition to the Constitution and Supreme Court?” They say, “Yep.” bsky.app/profile/nyti... 110
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Donald Trump is so clearly NOT 224 pounds with a resting heart rate of 62, 20/20 vision, and perfect blood pressure that the GOP MUST be in on the joke. But his temperate being 98.6 degrees is quite literally North Korean style absurdity. He get a 36 on the ACT, too? bsky.app/profile/jiml... 020
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I’m not blessed in this regard but my husband is, and I am thankful. 100
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Remember the videos of interviewers on the steeet talking to MAGA? “Imagine you sell t-shirts. You buy them from China for $10 and sell them for $20. Make sense? Okay, now a tariff makes you pay $15 for each. Do you still sell them for $20? Or do you raise your prices?” 🤪 We’re living it! 020
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 04/04/2025And not one republican says a single thing. “We’ve all texted the wrong person.” “You’ve gotta make a mess to renovate.” “Trump knows best.” No disloyalty. No questioning. Don’t believe your eyes and ears. 030
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 04/04/2025What’s crazy is that if we lived in a parliamentary society they’d hold a no confidence vote and we’d elect a new government. Even in a regular old American system, experts would be able to help redirect the course. But in this system, King Trump decides and we hang on for 3.75 more years. 131
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Unfortunately for Trump, I think this portrait makes him look MUCH more refined and presidential than he does in real life. Sort of an opposite of the Vance memes, Trump should hope he's remembered this way and not as an orange-tinted bag of loose skin and white raccoon eyes. 000
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 24/03/2025But there is true joy in knowing that when Trump says with furrowed brow, "This is the first I'm hearing about this" about literally everything he's ever asked, it's true. They don't tell him a THING. He is quite literally not involved. 😂 010
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Yes there's absolutely-anticipated irony in Trump's cronies very plainly and inevitably doing exactly what they said Hillary might do, and yes there's immense depression and sadness in the notion that it won't change one single MAGA mind. 100
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 20/03/2025It seems increasingly likely that the next Democratic administration won't actually be able to rebuild the federal government in any meaningful way without continuous battles about "wasteful spending" that can keep MAGAs whipped into a frenzy, so I really worry that this is it. 020
Reposted by BrianPark Lore✨ @parklore.com · 19/03/2025I also wanted to envision the Chronos' concluding message for exiting guests – its equivalent to "The Adventure Lives On..." The photo here is from the one and only @bioreconstruct.bsky.social, with my draft of an exit message meant to linger beautifully. See alt text! #EpicUniverse 2202
Reposted by BrianPark Lore✨ @parklore.com · 19/03/2025I wanted to play a bit with the copy inscribed over the entrance to the Chronos at Universal Epic Universe. I envisioned this being a digital display that could cycle through verses, alternating between #ChronosLore and park thesis stuff. See alt text! #EpicUniverse 1458
Brian @bkroz.bsky.social · 15/03/2025And rightly so. We have to break the embarrassing Gen X / Boomer thing of being like “our votes cancel each other out, isn’t that cute?” I remember a coworker being like “I put out a Hillary sign next to his Trump sign, so funny, huh?” I would die. bsky.app/profile/npr.... 030
Reposted by Brianillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death 2457211232