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Brendan Keyport

@bkey1970.bsky.social
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Socially awkward and keyboard is frequently ahead of brain. Working on both. Officially AuADHD. Growing every day, trying my best to get out of the negative mindset my life gave me. I live by Rule 20.

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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 33m
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Quagmire's Iconic Giggity Catchphrase
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Super idiocy
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 1h
Hockey is more interesting if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last Oreo.
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 3h
hey, @thefirstkillerb.bsky.social -- anyone you know that would have a hard time with this choice?
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 4h
I'm doing my best sir!
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 5h
Jacksonville - Home of the Jaguars, the Navy, and the most beautiful woman in the NFL - Our quarterback.
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 6h
God, I'm getting tired of applications that hide details from the user. I want two identical text boxes on my label. Not approximately. Identical. So why can't I see the size of the box?
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 7h
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Correct Buzzer: Truth or Lie Gauge
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 7h
... just because people say "what an ass" as you walk away, don't mean... <laughing>
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 7h
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Family Feud: Good Answer! with Steve Harvey
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 7h
geez, hit by a car twice? I hope she recovers well.
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 7h
oooh.. a little darker and it would be right LOL...
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 8h
anyone got audio of the moment the yankees got eliminated? I need an upper...
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 8h
When I get down is when other people show off snuggling weather. But, with my happy pills, I'm able to recover.. knowing a woman that loves me is 3 miles away and is blocked from me is what hurts the most.
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 8h
Understandable. It does have it's downs.
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 8h
I'm used to being lonely. people are useless.
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 9h
Honestly, I’d rather imagine if there was no need for a bike network because drivers and pedestrians actually paid attention
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 9h
There’s a bike network?
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 9h
I know that mood
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 10h
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 10h
Wait, she’s an asshole?
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 10h
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Man's UGGGHHHHHHH Moment
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 13h
They are mine. Assuming yours isn’t loaded with sugar like ours. Lol.
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A painting of a bird beside the text "well, shit"
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 18h
fits with vaping in general.
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 18h
but I want matter support!
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 18h
Good thing my phones all block robocalls in one form or another. Silence is golden.
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 18h
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Patrick Star's Empty Head & Cymbal Monkey
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 19h
gawd, I hate US life some times - this is one of those.
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 19h
I wish there was a choice to not drive here.
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 19h
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Jaime French Spitting Facts
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 19h
perfect. No notes.
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 19h
Explosives would work too.
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 19h
Souind as a Lebanese Pound, the way the world is going...
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 20h
looking good
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 20h
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Owl Turns Head, Stares Intensely
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is one of those ones that I’d love to see context
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would like the system to remain as is.
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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
who the heck is that? looks nothing like you.
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