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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yesterday I asked the universe for a sign whether or not I should grow my hair out and the universe responded in the affirmative! I’ve always had very short hair so it’s time to try a new look!

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Look at my happy little boy! UGH SO DAMN CUTE!!!! 🥰

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Molesley is REALLY good at turning food into poopy 😝

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Having TWO of my most favorite public figures die just days before my birthday was NOT on my bingo card 😔💔

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

🧘🏻‍♂️ Joey Fatone in a jockstrap 🧘🏻‍♂️

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

ATTENTION: This is just a friendly reminder that even though he hasn’t met you yet, my son, Molesley, REALLY REALLY REALLY loves you A LOT!

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Look at this. His name is Molesley Pumpernickel Hastie. I bought this with money. Like I just gave money to someone and they gave this to me 🤪

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

He really does follow me everywhere and I honestly love it 🥰

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

How mad do you think Lindsey Graham was when he got to Hell and realized the only hole waiting for him was the one in Charlie Kirk's neck? 🤔

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

We tried Jollibee for the first time this evening and it was actually really good! We both had their chicken tenders and the spaghetti with hotdogs 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Molesley is actually good about letting his daddies wipe his eyes because he always gets cuddle and kisses right after 🥰

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Is it weird that I look forward to cleaning off Molesley’s eye goobies every morning? 🤪

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Today I made the INCREDIBLY STUPID mistake of eating two good sized pieces of mango habanero beef jerky (which was delicious) and now my butthole is literally a lava tube 🔥🌋🔥🌋🔥🌋🔥🌋🔥🌋

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Molesley already weighs TWENTY FIVE POUNDS!!!! My baby boy is getting SO BIG!!! 🤯😵‍💫

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

MY SON IS A SEX CRIMINAL!!!! 🤯😭😱😰😳🤔🫣

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I like my new glasses plus I can see better again!! 🥳

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