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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈

@bjorkchop.bsky.social
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Puyallup, WA I’m what would happen if Cam from Modern Family, Andy and April from Parks & Recreation, Jack Black, and Miriam Margolyes had a baby together

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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Molesley is cooking dinner tonight 🥰
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look at my happy little boy! UGH SO DAMN CUTE!!!! 🥰
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
HAPPY KIRKAVERSARY!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My little goober 🥰
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Molesley is REALLY good at turning food into poopy 😝
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Having TWO of my most favorite public figures die just days before my birthday was NOT on my bingo card 😔💔
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🧘🏻‍♂️ Joey Fatone in a jockstrap 🧘🏻‍♂️
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
An appropriate use of AI 👍🏻
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My son is a fucking model 📸😎
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He’s fast AF BOI
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ATTENTION: This is just a friendly reminder that even though he hasn’t met you yet, my son, Molesley, REALLY REALLY REALLY loves you A LOT!
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
LMAO 🤣
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“Ernest!?!? I CAN SEE MY ASS!??!!” 🤯🤯🤯
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Look at this. His name is Molesley Pumpernickel Hastie. I bought this with money. Like I just gave money to someone and they gave this to me 🤪
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A day in the life of Molesley Pumpernickel
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
He really does follow me everywhere and I honestly love it 🥰
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
How mad do you think Lindsey Graham was when he got to Hell and realized the only hole waiting for him was the one in Charlie Kirk's neck? 🤔
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We tried Jollibee for the first time this evening and it was actually really good! We both had their chicken tenders and the spaghetti with hotdogs 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
BYE, FELICIA! 🙄
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I kinda like this look on me 🤔
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Is it weird that I look forward to cleaning off Molesley’s eye goobies every morning? 🤪
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Today I made the INCREDIBLY STUPID mistake of eating two good sized pieces of mango habanero beef jerky (which was delicious) and now my butthole is literally a lava tube 🔥🌋🔥🌋🔥🌋🔥🌋🔥🌋
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We have splooted 😮‍💨
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Look at my good boy 🥹🥰
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I really miss Dame Edna
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Molesley already weighs TWENTY FIVE POUNDS!!!! My baby boy is getting SO BIG!!! 🤯😵‍💫
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
BRILLIANT 💅🏻
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
MY SON IS A SEX CRIMINAL!!!! 🤯😭😱😰😳🤔🫣
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I like my new glasses plus I can see better again!! 🥳
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Molesley is getting SO BIG 🤯
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We fell asleep 😴
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’ve waiting my whole life for moments like this 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Little Molesley is enjoying his FIRST BEEF PENIS!!! That’s right! My son LOVES cock just like his daddies!
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
While playing with dad’s hoodie, Molesley also wanted to show you his VERY special pink toe bean 🥰
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Molesley is enjoying a few carrots and blueberries and I’m REALLY enjoying this zero sugar Sprite with tea!
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Molesley is asleep and he’s dreaming 🥹
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
NEW TOY TIME!!!! Molesley is VERY much in his baby shark era so finding a toy that temporarily redirects his attention away from our hands, fingers, arms, legs, elbows, noses, ears, feet, toes, etc etc…..is an enthusiastically welcomed break 🤪
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Just weighed myself. Down from 330lbs and now I’m at 285lbs!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Molesley really likes his new rechargeable rolly ball!! 🥳
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
DINNER TIME!!!!! 🥳
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Molesley absolutely LOVES his frozen carrots!!
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Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️‍🌈 @bjorkchop.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This makes nap #7 today 😴
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