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Bruce

@bjbyrne.bsky.social
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SRQ | Nerd | Jokes | Photog | Apple | ADHD | Sci-Fi | Life | 💙 | Be Kind Just a guy who knows enough about everything to be dangerous. Also see: @idomyownstunts.bsky.social

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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Say hello to Trinity. She is wearing her first sweater. Let's see your fir-baby pics. #dogs #pets #rescue #yorkie #yesCatsToo
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Do the resolutions start at midnight or when you wake up in the morning? Asking for a friend.
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Please be safe
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
In a world of Donalds, be a Jimmy. RIP
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Also when I turn on the vacuum cleaner. I think a vacuum killed her whole family based on the way she reacts.
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
#Sunrise #landscape #photography from #MyakaStatePark in #Florida - #tree #nature #bekind #lotsofhashtags
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
There are still 364 days until Christmas and my neighbors have their Christmas lights up!!! #toosoon
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Mid-week days off always confuse me… my calendar says it is a Thursday but my brain keeps telling me it’s a Monday. I have always been calendar challenged.
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Let’s see those Christmas (or other holiday) trees and tell me what day do you take them down? We leave ours up until New Years Day typically. #merryChristmas #happynewyear #happyholidays #bekind
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
One of my favorite spots is this jetty at the southern end of #Lido Beach in #Sarasota #Florida. #photography #landscape #seascape #gulfofmexico #bekind Have a great day today!
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
When I was in 1st grade, we had a field trip to the zoo. We had all made our own name tags with construction paper and a safety pin. While at the zoo, we went to the petting zoo where a goat ATE MY NAME TAG. Ever since then I have believed goats were the devil, and thanks to AI, there is proof.
Cute devil in a partly unzipped goat costume.
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Woohoo! Today is my Friday
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Nothing messes up a Friday like finding out it is actually Wednesday!!
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
In case you have forgotten what the warmer weather is like, here is a #monarch #butterfly from a few summers back. #photography #bekind
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it's you not me. #bekind
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Does this #SandhillCrane look like a #muppet to anybody else? #birds #nature #wildlfe #photography
sandhill crane
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Work days perceived time: |————————-——-| Vacation days: |—|
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Moody #sunset #seascape #landscape #photography from Lido Key in #Sarasota Hope you had a great day today. #bekind
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
www.chewy.com/education/ch... For every “letter” Chewy Claus gets, they will donate a pound of pet food. You can also chose to donate a 2nd pound instead of a gift for your pet. #bekind #pets #donation
chewy.com
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I don’t know why more men don’t get pedicures. It’s so relaxing. I especially enjoy the hot stone massage. #bekind
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
This #eagle was watching something in the brush I could not see. #birds #nikon #freedom
Eagle in tree
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The key to Monday is denial… and impossibly massive amounts of caffeine. Have a perfect day #bekind
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I have a love-hate relationship with traveling. #ADHD makes the logistics challenging.
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Found this Northern #Cardinal in my backyard a couple of years ago. Time to see your colorful #bird photos. Reply below. #birds #wildlife #red #nature #photography #showme #bekind
Northern cardinal in a tree
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Where do people in #Florida go for #vacation? #Omaha apparently. Good by sunshine hello cold and #family. #bekind #weekoff
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a penguin wearing sunglasses is holding a golf club and a suitcase with the words out of office above it
ALT: a penguin wearing sunglasses is holding a golf club and a suitcase with the words out of office above it
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Sometimes I have to remind myself that I am enough. #bekind to others AND yourself
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. Good morning and have a perfect day. #Bekind
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I really want to get back to #Arizona for some more #landscape #photography. Florida is so flat. #bekind
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Here is a happy post to end my hectic Monday. I hope you had a wonderful day. #bekind
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I hate Monday because Monday hate me #monday #bekind
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Hey Bsky friends & neighbors, I don’t usually shoot in black and white, but since the #zebras were already dressed for the occasion, it just felt right. Do you have a favorite #B&W photo? Share it below - I’d love to see your work! #Photography #BlackAndWhite #ZebraVibes #BskyArt #nature #BeKind
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Mood #toomanycarbs #sleepy #lion #nature #wildlife #cats #bekind
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
How do you get a Michigan graduate off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza. #gobucks #theohiostateuniversity #beatXichigan
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a marching band is performing on a football field with the letter m on the field
ALT: a marching band is performing on a football field with the letter m on the field
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
DUI: $10,000 Funeral: $15,000 Uber: $15 Be smart tonight #bekind
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I have many things to be thankful for, but this year I’ve added #bluesky to the list. I love it here. Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate. #thankful #Thanksgiving #bekind
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If you live near a Publix and like the PubSubs, try the Turkey Cranberry Holiday Sub. Their cranberry orange relish is so good on them. #publix #pubsub
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
TGIWBTMFTW Thank God It’s Wednesday Because That’s My Friday This Week
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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud. #joke #quietones
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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I’m the quiet neighbor with the big freezer. #joke #sizematters
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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Balloon animals I can make:
 Worm
 Snake 
Eel #joke #rated-g #talented
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Ok blueskyverse, what are we watching on TV lately. I’m going to need something to binge watch over the long weekend. #tv #bingewatch #needhelp
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Come on. You know you want to ask something.
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My #ADHD is hitting me hard today. I tried decluttering my desk and only made it halfway through before needing to find some dopeimine elsewhere.
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Ask me anything. No question too big or too small. #advice #lifehack #badadvice #joke
I’m giving free bad advice today. Ask me anything.
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Bruce @bjbyrne.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
🎤 WE’RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE 🎤 #Yelling80sLyrics
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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese but it’s only mild. #joke #pun #punday
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