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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Balloon animals I can make:  Worm  Snake  Eel #joke #rated-g #talented

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I hate when people ask what I bring to the table. I bring sarcasm and anxiety. What else do you need? #joke #facts

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud. #joke #quietones

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I'm known around the office as "The Computer" because I go to sleep if left unattended for 10 minutes. #joke #pun #punday

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

What does a turkey with a limp sound like? Wobble Wobble #joke #pun #punday

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese but it’s only mild. #joke #pun #punday

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

When I found out my new toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked!! #joke #puns #punday

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

So, I bought some new fluorescent pens today. It was the highlight of my week. #joke #puns #punday

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Remember today is Punday. Stay tuned for something punny. #punday

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I should be ashamed of myself. Let’s be clear, I’m not. But I should be. #joke #facts #shameless

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

If I’m ever on life support: Unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works. #joke #ctrlaltdel #stayawayfromthelight

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I love sleeping. It’s like being dead without the commitment. #joke #sleep #goodinbed

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

You know those adorable idiosyncrasies you loved when first dating? After 10 years of marriage they become what the police refer to as “motive”. Side note: I need a lawyer #joke #reallyJustAJoke

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I despise haikus. I’m court ordered to do them. To ‘learn tolerance.’ #joke #haiku #poetic

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow. #joke #insertHashTag

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

In Alcohol’s defense, I have done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too. #Joke #AA #YOLO

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I know my dog loves me, but if I had a squeaker in me, she'd gut me like a fish. #joke #dogs #humanchewtoy

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman. I’m just saying that nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together. #joke #batman #thedorknight

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

My wife always accuses me of having a favorite child. It’s not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally. #joke #hashtag

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

If you stay angry at someone, it’s like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. What I’m trying to say is, poison the person that made you angry. Also, I need a lawyer. #joke #jokes #funny

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Is it just me or does nobody go missing in the Bermuda Triangle anymore? #showerthoughts #funny #notfunny?

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I still enjoy playing with dolls… They’re now voodoo dolls, but still. #jokes #joke #funny

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

If you only vacuum the living room, your guests will assume you vacuumed the whole house. Follow me for more #lifehacks #Jokes #Joke #Funny #WellTryingToBeFunny

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I hate when I’m trying to stalk someone and accidentally hit the follow button.

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

"Whiskey, Rum, Vodka!" -Me, calling the shots.

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I knew a guy lost all of his fingers in a horrible accident… I can't even begin to imagine how he feels. #Funny #jokes #joke #punday

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Welcome to Monday Punday I’ve been hiding from exercise. I’m in the fitness protection program. #puns #funny #jokes #re-skeet-me-please #punday

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like the weekend and the anxiety of Monday sets in.

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

99.9% of people are idiots. I'm glad I'm part of the 1% that is intelligent. #joke #jokes #funny

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I do my own stunts @idomyownstunts.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

My level of sarcasm is to the point where I don't even know if I’m kidding or not #jokes #followme

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