Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 4hyoutu.be/UeLdsKfgGaAyoutu.beSafe Systems in a Chaotic World - Bryan Hunter - NDC Oslo 2026YouTube video by NDC Conferences 010
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 4hRecording is out! youtu.be/UeLdsKfgGaAyoutu.beSafe Systems in a Chaotic World - Bryan Hunter - NDC Oslo 2026YouTube video by NDC Conferences 020
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 6hDon't know much about it, but I feel comfortable using New Orleans for re-inventions of Orleans and OTP and the likes just because it sounds fun to say. 000
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 9hI did not expect a post on AI apps to be this cute lnkd.in/p/ey4A7rf6lnkd.inThere is no spoon: on personal software | Tobias LundinIn 2026 I've built a whole bunch of personal software. One of the apps was meant as a birthday present for my partner. I'm its only daily active user. Software for exactly one user used to be too ex... 020
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I guess some will experience those constraints. My gut feel is that it will be an economical constraint they will notice first. Influx of cash to burn is not infinite. 000
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Like energy supply. Or space travel. That nothing is constrained just because computing has seen a revolution. 100
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hyperscalers are weird in, while some things, like computing and networking and services have scaled incredibly well, they seem to think everything scales and grows like that. 110
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This applies to a lot of AI slop being generated these days phdcomics.com/comics/archi...phdcomics.comOur work is like this donutLink to phdcomics.com 010
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This thing glows when people say stupid shit about AI. It depletes too quickly when I start hitting them with it, unfortunately. 010
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I used to think people were kind of smart, but I have learned. I am looking for VC to fund my alchemy startup. We need a lot of electrons for this, for sure, so I need some capital to get started. If you loved crypto and AGI you will love this next wave of AI powered alchemy! 000
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sier folk borgerlig eller alminnelig tussmørke? Foretekker alminnelig tussmørke, borgerlig høres nesten besteborgerlig ut. 010
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Den samme generasjonen som mener det gikk så bra med dem som hverken hadde bilbelter eller sykkelhjelm er nå ekstremt bekymret for barn på sparkesykkel uten hjelm. 000
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have read enough cartoons to know misspelled signs are not to be trusted. Nothing to see beyond this point. No competitors or beautiful beaches behind here... We put this sign up to save you from walking into ugly beaches and dangerous terrain. youtu.be/TB1EMcLeoPoyoutu.beEnd of the award-wining coast. No wining. Nothing to see beyond these point.YouTube video by Bjørn Einar Bjartnes 211
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...washingtonpost.comTrump says he’s renaming AI to ‘super intelligence’The change, which he said will be reflected on government documents, comes amid growing anxiety about artificial intelligence. 000
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So happy for the name change. Looking forward to the continued use of super intelligence (SI) to replace human devs. Are you still not using Super Intelligence to write all your code? I personally am with Trump here, I will use AI for the field of Artifical Intelligence and SI for the bro tech. 120
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hope to be found in talking to Bryan Hunter. 020
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"We are not on a path to AGI. It is a dead end we are on." 110
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Every company who chose this path, I believe they deserve what's coming" 120
Reposted by Bjørn Einar Bjartnesstian @mollerse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Slides, code and stuff from my talk at #ndcoslo can be found at github.com/mollerse/vis... thanks for having me🕺github.comGitHub - mollerse/visual-sound-presentation: «Visual Sound», a presentation about visualising sound«Visual Sound», a presentation about visualising sound - mollerse/visual-sound-presentation 131
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Abstract mic drop "Incompetence is so ambient that the term "competency porn" was coined to describe the escapist pleasure of watching someone simply do a thing well." ndcoslo.com/agenda/safe-...ndcoslo.comSafe Systems in a Chaotic World : NDC OsloSystem failures of all flavors, zero-days, mass layoffs, the climate crisis, AI slop, war, crumbling infrastructure and institutions. Incompetence is so ambient that the term "competency porn" was coi... 152
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026While mathematicians are severely misaligned with AI, programmers are just ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN IS HEADING SOME WAY AND LEAVING NOW! TUUUUUUT! terrytao.wordpress.com/2026/09/11/a...terrytao.wordpress.comA Severe Misalignment of AI in MathematicsI am proud to be among the list of 25 initial signatories — all Fields Medallists — to the declaration below, which grew out of discussions between ourselves over the last week. We have… 010
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Everyone just sharing the web server like a common playground. This is the way etc. 000
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Keeping stuff simple is so nice, just deploying with rsync and ssh. 100
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Thanks to Teo (the non-bass-playing Teo of the Multi-Teos) we have a fun little lambda server up and running and I finally got to see the fish I had lying around running there fishy.bjartnes.devfishy.bjartnes.devVertex shader escher 100
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What home office has that office is missing 010
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Jeg hadde jo ønsket at de kastet henne, men det kan like gjerne være så enkelt som dette 010
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Kjøper egentlig forklaringen her, som er mer sånn "Er du klar for 6 år til med det greiene her, på tide å si i fra nå hvis du ikke vil" mer enn at dette er noen som er misfornøyde. Aner ikke, men er en enkel og grei forklaring. www.nrk.no/video/43e7ee...nrk.noDerfor gjør Støre disse endringene nåPolitisk kommentator Lars Nehru Sand kommenterer endringene i Støre-regjeringen. 121
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It does not have to be good, it only has to be good enough to brainwash the braindead. 000
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It does not matter if it is horrible, because the audience of this don't care. 100
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I was so worried about bad AI music and AI slop everywhere I didn't even get to think of propaganda music. 100
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The world just always seem to do worse stuff with tools than you can think of. This distributed propaganda machine scares me, with the German elections now... 000
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026In this weeks episode of creative use of AI I present to you: Anti-child protection services groups making propaganda songs that was pushed to my fb feed. www.facebook.com/share/v/1H98... Even when I think "What is a way AI can be abused", I can't think up this stuff. I am not creative enough.facebook.comFacebook 210
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Love this www.kode24.no/artikkel/ask...kode24.noVinner anti-pris for KI-bommertTenkekassa 2026 går til Asker kommune, etter bruk av en KI-oppdikta dom i vedtak. 010
Reposted by Bjørn Einar BjartnesPatricia Aas 🐢🏳️🌈 @patigallardo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You know the people who get mad at you when you’re not drinking while they are getting drunk? That’s the vibe I get from these people. 0385
Reposted by Bjørn Einar BjartnesPatricia Aas 🐢🏳️🌈 @patigallardo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Using an LLM is intellectually easier than writing my own code. There is zero risk that doing the harder thing would make me less capable. 2803
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Det er egentlig et ganske fint ord. I gambling har du de som tar kalkulert risiko med bløffer, de som regner på spillet for egrn vinning og de hodeløse gamblerne de andre svindler for penga sine. 120
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ja, egentlig. Man bruker vel eksperiment om uansvarlige eksperimenter, men gambling høres i grunn mer entydig ut. 110
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 07/09/20261968 software conference would be so sad by seeing that 2026 is like "but what if we invite a circus? Monkeys and clowns and everyone." 000
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Software development was hard enough without clowns doing hard drugs. 120
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Techincally all schools in Bærum. At least some people are awake. 000
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Occasionally there are good news on AI.... AI glasses are forbidden at my daughter's school. At least something. 120
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026So envious of boxing. When amateurs think they can do a professional's job consequences are much more obvious than in software. 000
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes @bjartnes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Og ikke et eksperiment som i noe kontrollert, at man har en hypotese og har tenkt å validere den og kanskje konkludere med om det er en god eller dårlig ide, heller. Eksperiment mer som i sånn hodeløst "bare prøve og la det stå til". 130
