Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 04/02/2025My new side hustle is selling vodka that’s been sitting on black ice air fresheners for a couple weeks. I’m gonna throw it in perfume bottles and call it “Elon’s Musk” 010
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Kinda fucked up how the only attribute of bats given to Batman is the nocturnal bit 100
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Ugh when are we gonna be done with Kiper man Bro said he was gonna hang it up if Clausen was dookie like a decade ago 010
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Right after a VPN app so the redcoats can get their rocks off 😂 000
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 23/01/2025As the great theologian Musky Leon once said, “Interesting” 020
Reposted by Bizzle O’NizzleElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I went through Trump's birthright citizenship EO, line-by-flagrantly-unconstitutional-line, to highlight the illegal, the racist, and the just plain incorrect understanding of the constitutional *right* to citizenship. My latest in @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/poli...thenation.comA Line-by-Line Breakdown of Trump’s Birthright Citizenship Executive OrderAlmost every sentence of the order is wrong, misleading, or flagrantly unconstitutional. 1002625863
Reposted by Bizzle O’NizzleCNN @cnn.com · 20/01/2025Fact checking claims President Donald Trump made in his second inaugural address:cnn.itFact check: The inauguration of Donald Trump | CNN PoliticsPresident Donald Trump gave his second inaugural address on Monday. Here is a fact check of some of his claims in the speech. 8725265
Reposted by Bizzle O’NizzleHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Fuck. This is so fucking stupid. 210180501172
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Taylor Swift : Chiefs fan :: Brian Thompson : body in the street 010
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Vikings somehow run the table in dominant fashion but get absolutely sauced by Spags in the Super Bowl #INSPAGSWETRUST (im a giants fan) 000
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Another reason to not play such a game that requires little skill 000
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 06/01/2025The Wrath would like to have a word with you 110
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Probably part of a rocket booster that didn’t burn up on the way down. 010
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Text and picture seem to say different things, no? 131
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Oof then I guess it’s time to get the fuck outta Oklahoma 010
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 24/12/2024RIP Stabilizer, you were a good lil guy all the way up until the cold weather took you too early 😢 140
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Sorry Hank, I was too busy doing things other than watching Hot Frosty 000
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Hi Ben, piggybacking on the above question: What kinds of cheeses are you specifically avoiding this holiday season, and why is it vegan brie? 000
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 19/12/2024“I’d like a lettuce, tomatoes and Munster on rye All this cheese gonna make me cry” - MCA, 2004 040
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Would love to b, but wifey wants to watch love island 000
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 10/12/2024All three members of the Beastie Boys were Jewish. 000
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Damn it’s crazy what someone can do once they’re no longer a Jet 010
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Healthcare kinda crazy when you think about it: - Pay into system for years and years (kinda like savings) - Pay little to nothing for preventative care (cash money) - Shit hits the fan, medical care is subjected to cost-basis analysis, care may be denied if deemed unprofitable (not cash money) 030
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 08/12/2024“ceeDEEZ NUTZ” is one, then I also got “America’s Tight End” in a comic-themed league 020
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Aye big dog, why you think you keep seeing all that rage bait? 030
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024The healing of this partisan divide would feed families 090
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Me after I get nasty with it at the thanksgiving table: 050
Bizzle O’Nizzle @bizzleonizzle.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Gotta stir it every so often so it does get burnt to the bottom sport 010
