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@bizazzle.bsky.social
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Educator, amateur artist, musician, author. Lover of books, music, comic books, bass guitars, and dandelions. Real person, original content. Sarcasm is air. Connection is everything. 💙

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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This reality needs to end. Vote.
Trump: Some people don't even know that our sun is purple, especially the Dumbocrats. Can you believe it? It's a beautiful kind of purple, unlike anything we've ever seen before. There's never been anything purplier in our history than our beautiful, purple sun.* "The Purple Patriot," that's what I call it.

FOX: Breaking news - The sun is purple! (repeated hundreds of times over for weeks with the defense that anything the President says is newsworthy).

MAGA: Everyone knows the sun is purple, Libtard!

(Takes a MAGA outside on a sunny day and points up.)
Slight pause.

MAGA: Fake news, Dumbocrat! Do your research! You're owned!
(Cues up laugh emoji on phone and waves it around)

*Said only once he's devised a way to directly profit off the color purple and reissues the China-made Trump guitar, T1 phone, Bible, etc. in limited "Purple Patriot” editions.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look who suddenly has "respect for the presidency." Also known as "no evidence exists." www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
usatoday.com
Trump says he rejected investigating Biden, Obama out of 'respect' for office
Trump said he could investigate his Democratic predecessors Joe Biden and Barack Obama but doesn't out of respect for the presidency.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This reality needs to end. Vote.
Trump: Some people don't even know that our sun is purple, especially the Dumbocrats. Can you believe it? It's a beautiful kind of purple, unlike anything we've ever seen before. There's never been anything purplier in our history than our beautiful, purple sun.* "The Purple Patriot," that's what I call it.

FOX: Breaking news - The sun is purple! (repeated hundreds of times over for weeks with the defense that anything the President says is newsworthy).

MAGA: Everyone knows the sun is purple, Libtard!

(Takes a MAGA outside on a sunny day and points up.)
Slight pause.

MAGA: Fake news, Dumbocrat! Do your research! You're owned!
(Cues up laugh emoji on phone and waves it around)

*Said only once he's devised a way to directly profit off the color purple and reissues the China-made Trump guitar, T1 phone, Bible, etc. in limited "Purple Patriot” editions.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let them eat themselves. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Trump Goes on the Warpath Against GOP Congresswoman Who Attacked Him in Viral Ad — Shares Fiery Social Media Posts Calling for Her Ouster
Trump shared a fiery string of posts attacking Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar (R-FL) over a viral ad in which she accused him of having "betrayed" Hispanic voters.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This fucking guy. Bring on the midterms. Assuming we have them. blavity.com/trump-remove...
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Trump Admin Removes MLK Day, Juneteenth As Holidays With Free Entry To National Parks, But Adds Trump's Birthday - Blavity
Donald Trump is blocking national parks from offering free entrance to the public on Martin Luther King Jr. Day or on Juneteenth.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One would think a Presidency with these guidelines wouldn't be sustainable, yet here we are: Bad Things: Deny they exist or blame someone else. Sometimes both. Good Things: TBD. Still hypothetical. Good things other people do: Take credit.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Snipers on the arch, he says? I wonder if he'll insist on this being ready by January... www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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Trump says triumphal arch will also serve as 'military complex' with snipers
President Donald Trump vowed that his triumphal arch, which is already part of a pending lawsuit, will also house a "military complex."
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#iphone18 Pro has been a mess so far. Errors transferring from the old phone, FaceID "not available," stopped charging minutes later because internal temperature was too hot, phone had to restore itself multiple times before it could talk to the old phone...this will be a process. #apple #iphone
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump's greatest accomplishment is giving the rest of the free world a common foe to unite against. #sogreatagain
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s got a point!
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's surprising that a Presidency filled with catastrophic political missteps, non-stop deflection and blame, vanity projects, alternate realities, and child-like thin skin hasn't led to better results. Thankfully, we can keep renaming things and claiming victory over...maps.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The education divide is real. As is the communication barrier that exists between both sides. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
newsweek.com
Donald Trump’s approval rating shifts with America’s most educated
Trump’s support among college graduates has declined as the voting bloc prepares to cast midterm ballots.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He gave the marginalized and disenfranchised a false sense of belonging & the illusion of a voice - an intolerant, bigoted, hateful, misogynistic, ignorant voice that only serves his needs. The stakes couldn’t be higher for the midterms. And that we survive his attempts to subvert them.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today I say goodbye to the best human I've ever known. He overcame immense childhood trauma & lived each day with selflessness & in service of others. He saw the best in me, especially when I couldn't see it in myself. Check on your people. Especially the strong ones. #suicidepreventionmonth
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's still "Day One," apparently. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Trump sends envoys to Moscow, Kyiv with new plan to 'end war'
US President Donald Trump said Friday he is sending envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner to Moscow and Kyiv with a plan to end more than four years of war in Ukraine."I sent Steve Witkoff and Jared ...
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Lucky ended well.
Anna Taylor-Joy as Apple TV’s Lucky.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
From True Blue on FB. Feels good to laugh.
If you give a republican of a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teacher, Republican, how to fish, and he’ll steal your rod, take your wallet, sexually assault, the fish, and then blame Biden.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Maybe it’s me, maybe I’m old fashioned, but the sitting president has all but declared war on states that didn’t vote for him, and I feel like the media should be talking about that every once in a while, right? Post Anything Here: interactink.vercel.app
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hearn : Reflecting pool Fauci : Covid
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Our education system is “basically child abuse,” he says. As someone who teaches English, social studies, science, and grammar while also doing his best to ensure kids are fed, safe, and emotionally stable each and every day, “fuck this guy,” I say. www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
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Kelsey Grammer says schools teach kids the US is a 'crap country'
Kelsey Grammer suggests the U.S. education system amounts to "child abuse" and alleges there is a "plot" to teach anti-American views.
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⚜️ Royal Blood ⚜️ @royalblood1.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
✨ Arches National Park, Utah 🇺🇸 by Elliot McGucken
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m not sure if a Presidential sidewalk exists, but if it does, it should be named “The Supreme Court.”
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Is media diversification a cure for MAGA?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/07/2026
Oh look. Texas also made voter registration errors. They were caught and fixed, all without needing the SAVE act or a national voter roll database. CRAZY. www.kxxv.com/news/local-n...
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Election errors found in Texas voter database ahead of November election
A campaign worker found errors in Texas's voter database. Here's what it means for McLennan County voters ahead of the November election.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I resent Silo not only for moving at a glacial pace, but also for playing the amnesia card. Not to mention the Wizard of Oz bit. *Also, never read the books.
A promo ad for the Apple TV show silo. Rebecca Ferguson’s lead character is shown with a descending stairwell imposed overtop.
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LindaFly @lindafly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Canadian plane dropping water on the Los Angeles forest fire. Neighbors helping neighbors. Thank you so much Canada, we are sorry our current leader is an idiot.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
📹| In a funny incident, two people tried to enter a movie theater screening [The Odyssey] without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse in a comedic reenactment of the famous story.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm not sure whether to choke on the smoke or the irony, seeing so many MAGA acolytes wearing N95 masks right now...
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Heinz should put out a mayonnaise-flavored ketchup, if only so Hellmann’s could counter with a ketchup-flavored mayonnaise. I’d probably buy both.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In a vacuum, I don’t mind the pathetic, 80-year old felon rambling about conspiracies & inventing absurd narratives to make himself feel & look powerful. It’s the millions who believe every word to be true because it’s empowered them & given them a sense of belonging & identity that terrifies me.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Super looking forward to the Grand Narcissist claiming foreign governments rigged the 2020 election and stole it from him…and leave the “while he was President, under his watch” part out of it.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Propaganda feeds on ignorance.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Well, well…look who wants to defund the police now: Cities that block ICE could lose police, rape kit funding, DOJ says www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
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Cities that block ICE could lose police, rape kit funding, DOJ says
Cities that don't allow ICE enforcement stand to lose federal funds for rape kits, police, and emergency services, Trump's DOJ threatens.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Today is a good to day to remember Jenna Ellis, Kenneth Chesebro, John Eastman, and Rudy Giuliani, all of whom lost their law license or plead guilty for lying to the court in their attempts to falsely overturn the 2020 election.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/07/2026
OSSOFF: Who won the 2020 election? CLAYTON: Uhm, you know, I'm not going to do this with you O: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee. Who won the 2020 election? C: I'm not gonna get into that with you O: You're not being honest or forthright C: ...
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Libra on Fire 🔥 ⚖️ @libraonfire.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
. Born too late for a good mortgage and too early for flying cars, but right on time for the fall of democracy. 😣🥳. .
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The greatest President in the history of our country, the Christ-like victim of baseless witch hunts at the hands of the fake news media, paid $5 million to the woman he sexually abused and defamed because a court finally made him. That last part kind of destroys his narrative, doesn’t it?
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In today’s news: - Trump paid E. Jean Carroll $5.6M for sexually abusing and defaming her. -Most ICE vehicle stops have been suspended nationwide after more deadly shootings. -The only damages seen in the drained reflecting pool appear to be tire tracks. I almost feel hope.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
When it comes to blaming dead sycophants for his own failures or pretending they’re still alive to further his own personal gain, NO PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE COUNTRY HAS DONE IT BETTER THAN DJT. EVERYONE SAYS SO.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Taking one for the team so they can pretend McConnell is still alive and kicking…
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If there’s one thing this administration is known for, it’s holding pedophiles accountable. 🙄
A post from education secretary, Linda McMahon saying “the Trump administration exposed the nationwide scandal. Schools are failing to investigate credible report reports of sexual abuse by employees while teachers unions enable to cover up. Let me be clear -  schools involved risk losing federal funding. We will protect our students.”
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Since people are leaking things now, I think some unredacted Epstein Files are in order… www.nytimes.com/2026/07/11/u...
nytimes.com
White House Directed Patel to Oversee Investigation Involving Times Reporting
The F.B.I. director spent about eight hours at the White House Friday focused on the effort, which led to the subpoenaing of several Times reporters who wrote about the security of Air Force One.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Since people a leaking things now, I think some unredacted Epstein Files are in order… www.nytimes.com/2026/07/11/u...
nytimes.com
White House Directed Patel to Oversee Investigation Involving Times Reporting
The F.B.I. director spent about eight hours at the White House Friday focused on the effort, which led to the subpoenaing of several Times reporters who wrote about the security of Air Force One.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Since the right has repurposed “woke” to fit their fear-mongering agenda of intolerance, I think it’s time the left takes back “radical.” I mean, just reading everything MAGA says becomes soooo much better when they’re furiously insisting the left is super cool in an 80s kind of way…
The word radical written in an 80s style, hot color, graphic
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The 🦜 emoji is now my goto response to MAGA perpetually repeating conspiracy theories and blatantly false information. Infantile, yes. Also a tiny bit satisfying.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I trust Freedom Fuel like I trust Qatari jets.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“Freedom Fuel” sounds like a new Spinal Tap album.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I trust Freedom Fuel in my car as much as the Trump phone in my hand.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Night Flight - the app that lets me watch all the 80s movies I was too young to rent as a kid.
The Night Flight app logo.
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So this is what mass hysteria looks like.
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