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Bitter Professor @bitterprofessor.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Maybe Trump should try some Clorox in the reflecting pool. Many people are saying it works for lots of things.

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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"

Image is Vizzini from the film 'The Princess Bride' laughing

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

He signed an unconditional surrender at Versailles? Come the fuck on.

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Bitter Professor @bitterprofessor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

One good sign that you lost a war is when you agree to pay $300 billion in reparations.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Someone on here had their students write a paper using Claude and then read them all to the class so they could see how blandly similar they all were

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Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

A free country of 350 million people, awash in guns and paranoia. Surprised it hasn't happened *more* often.

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Sigamagaw @sigamagaw.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Good one from Bill Watterson.

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Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Telling a senior colleague their comment about your paper based upon their own tangential work isn't f*cking relevant.

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Bitter Professor @bitterprofessor.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Only a fallen society needs this sign

Please don't use speaker phone while in library.
Ask for headphones at the front desk.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

It's almost as if everything Trump says about the negotiations bullshit and everyone who believes him is a cultist or a moron.

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Bitter Professor @bitterprofessor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Here is a picture of me doing teaching things.

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Bitter Professor @bitterprofessor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

For those who might be confused, Trump isn't Jesus, no matter what he says or posts.

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Bitter Professor @bitterprofessor.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Midterm has been moved to Waffle House. Please teleport here and join me.

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

If you have ICE PreCheck they come to your home to beat you up before you’ve left for the airport.

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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Remember all the times I said never to celebrate the death of another human being, because it just makes you look like a terrible, shitty person? Don't be this guy.

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Bitter Professor @bitterprofessor.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I get the feeling that the Wordle is sending me a message today.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

The Department of Education has hung a massive banner honoring a racist college dropout who built a lucrative career out of targeting professors for harassment

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I swear to Christ I think I would vote for a candidate who just used capitalization correctly

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”

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Bitter Professor @bitterprofessor.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

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Bitter Professor @bitterprofessor.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Epstein's friend outlines plan to steal election.

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Sean Busick @seanbusick.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I don't let algorithms choose my music.

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Rep. Aftyn Behn @aftynbehn.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

TODAY IS THE DAY! GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM WE GOT THIS!!!!!!

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Times Higher Education (THE) @timeshighered.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

As debate about the cost and purpose of higher education intensifies, the humanities are often the first target. Yet evidence shows that far from being outdated or indulgent, humanities degrees cultivate critical skills, resilience and, yes, viable career paths: ow.ly/2sER50XAzQx #HigherEd

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal
Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.

November 24, 2025"

Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.

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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

You know, apropos of nothing in particular, and although I haven't researched it yet, I strongly suspect that a president starting a foreign war to distract from his extensive ties with child sex traffickers is probably a high crime or misdemeanor under the Constitution's impeachment clauses.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

why would someone spend millions on building a factory in the US under the presumption that US-made products will be protected if the protection comes and goes on a whim?

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Bitter Professor @bitterprofessor.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

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Bitter Professor @bitterprofessor.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

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Bitter Professor @bitterprofessor.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

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Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Breaking: Texas A&M Board of Regents bars faculty from teaching anything other than eugenics and football. #Satire

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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.

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Bitter Professor @bitterprofessor.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Wordle 1,600 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The people on SNAP need to stop being lazy and apply for jobs that AI is being subsidized by the government to eventually take. #Satire

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Bitter Professor @bitterprofessor.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Hi. I wrote an essay about AI slop: How it feels like an invasive species for the internet. How its boosters describe building a future that’s devoid of craft. How frictionlessness can be nihilistic & how this stuff seems to leach part of our shared humanity out of the world. I hope you'll read it.

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The slop is winning.

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Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

They aren't really targeting professors in Texas, are they? Me:

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