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BitterOldPunk

@bitteroldpunk.bsky.social
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I could tell you but I’d have to bore you. Fan of tuna noodle casserole and ugly music. Alabamian lucky enough to live on Vancouver Island. I talk too much about tabletop role-playing games.

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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 1h
There’s a tienda in Nanaimo - I’ll check next time I’m up there!
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 3h
“What If I Climbed Into The Omelas Chamber And Was Really, Really Into It” is a 2-page TTRPG about trying to convince an audience of anything. kumada1.itch.io/what-if-i-cl...
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What If I Climbed Into The Om'elas Chamber And Was Really, Really Into It by kumada1
Tabletop dystopia-gazing
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 5h
Also why are mozzarella sticks even a thing in a world where halloumi exists, are we stupid
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 5h
I like how half the neighbours are low-key like,”well, we weren’t gonna, but damn she’s insistent” lol
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 5h
Watched a YouTube video on how to make halloumi at home and now we have a l’il project, don’t we Because that’s what I need, the ability to conjure up fry-able cheeses
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"We are stroking our chins so hard abput this, and be assured an angry letter is in the works, once our consultants approve the language."
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Made a passing observation in a text to A FRIEND MY OWN AGE about Rockstar's marketing of GTA 6 and his reply was "that's interesting, you should pitch that story to a magazine" and I was like man, just tell me you have no idea what I'm talking about and also what goddamn year is it on your planet
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
counterpoint: if it had an apostrophe, it'd be perfect
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Get up, get up, it’s Canadian Thanksgiving, there is pie
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Should’ve just gotten the side of gravy then substituted that for the mashed potatoes, like a normal person does when they’re out of whole boiled onions
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wish I made half the money David Brooks makes for being completely fucking ridiculously wrong
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Are the Falcons the best 2-2 team in the league, and how freakin’ good is Harold Perkins Jr gonna get?!?
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It has come to my attention that the best lack all conviction while the worst are full of passionate intensity otoh, surely some revelation is at hand, you know? It’s like some rough beast or something. All slouchy and shit, idk
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Gopher Hole Museum has shut down. It is a dark day for Alberta, and therefore for Canada, and thus the world www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
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Alberta’s gopher museum shut down until further notice
An Alberta oddity – a museum that prides itself on dioramas featuring taxidermized rodents – has shut its doors until further notice.
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Been to the bakery many times, but our first time trying the new chicken side of the place. It was good! We’ll be back for bibimbap next.
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I cannot possibly finish this pork katsu sandwich," I said, mere moments before finishing that very same pork katsu sandwich
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
do you yell "HI PAMMY" when you drive by her house admit it we all do it
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dibs on the Weird Uncle column
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
with a conveniently located Korean chicken joint truly my life is blessed
The window of the Korean chicken joint that is two blocks from our place.
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We live in a pleasant little town
An alleyway festooned with colourful pennants and lanterns and lined with cafe tables. On one side stretches a white picket fence facing a restaurant window
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t know why either, seems like a huge waste of your valuable time
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh shit. Things are getting real along the Gulf coast.
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
shots
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
thimking
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Braves lost in the playoffs, you don’t say
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Podcasting, obvs
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
were you bitten by a radioactive bloodhound
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
feline inscrutability is amplified a thousandfold when a vet bill is attached fuckin’ cats, man
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah I had to blow the dust off that reference
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looking forward to the gushing headlines of 2030 about the return of those great Hollywood brands, Warner Bros and Paramount, as Skydance inevitably collapses under its own weight
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am so lucky and grateful to be living in Canada right now
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Told u I was hardcore”
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
O coffee, u r my only fren
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*astronaut shooting astronaut meme* it’s all mall punk
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YAY LOCAL MARMOTS
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Falcons beat the Saints so convincingly that I’m pretty sure we’re in a parallel universe. Aggressive play-calling, spreading the ball around, not backing off with a late lead… who even is this good football team pretending to be the Falcons
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
San Diego is the home of the US Pacific fleet and one of the largest naval bases on the planet.
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s because he hates music, it’s got too many notes
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stay home and pet cats this message brought to you by: cats
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh cool Jim Bakker died and went to hell
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I FaceTime my friend who has never been to an airport waiting area before, just to share the joy
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like running Dragonbane. I like the system. I like the toolset available in Foundry. I *love* Arkand. We’re having such fun in this city, and they’ve barely scratched the surface.
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok, dozens of beardos, I may be overstating the popularity of the Drive-By Truckers. Also, the song I’m referring to, which is excellent: m.youtube.com/watch?v=hkvz...
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Zip City
YouTube video by Drive-By Truckers - Topic
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shoalsfest was in Muscle Shoals, AL, this past weekend and featured Jason Isbell reuniting with the Drive-By Truckers to perform their album Decoration Day. I bet the good folks at the Salem Church of Christ are wondering why 100s of beardos with out-of-state plates are taking pictures of their sign
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Up before dawn and can confirm: it is, in fact, darkest
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CORRECTION *icily polite Canadian voice* HIKING shorts
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and Vancouver Island, where it's puffy jackets + cargo shorts year round
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yay! When’s good?
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Coat of arms of House Colleoni, two pairs of white testicles on a red field, above one red pair on a white field
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