Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I don't miss the raging headaches the damn mask gave me, but putting the thing on was a lot easier than fumbling blind with the lenses, not gonna lie. 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I‘m six coffees deep. Pretty much still asleep at this point 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Just heard about two dudes in prison beating up Redd White Which is kinda strange to me cause I actually paid for three 110
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Extended my stay at prison by a year cause I beat the snot out of Redd White at some point 120
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 31/07/2025When my mother got sick, she told me not to bother wasting money on fancy flowers for her grave. She said just find a pack of wild flowers and let nature do her thing. Hers is the wildest, but also the most colorful grave around there. I think she'd love it 010
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 10/07/2025"Think either of them might have a minute for an old man?" 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 09/07/2025"I’m sure you are. Took you a little longer to get there, after all." 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 09/07/2025"Good, that‘s good. Had a feeling, but you never know. Glad to hear they‘re doing okay." 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 08/07/2025"Who's insulting? I liked those kids. The blond one was following me around when I worked here, good kid, snotty, but good heart. The other was just a fledgling when I met him in prison, poor thing." 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 08/07/2025"I'm just looking around. Say, do you still have a snotty blond kid working here? And maybe a guy with a hawk?" 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Went into the prosecutor’s building just to see if I could pull it off again and they just let me in. You can truly bullshit yourself into anything 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 02/07/2025@flammaeiniustitia.bsky.social "You know, I thought this is my parole hearing, but you look way more nervous than me. Will you stop pacing already?" 100
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 21/06/2025"Alright, alright, you do what you must. Not like anything can stop ya anyway." 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 21/06/2025"Well, my doc might organize me some meds. Her studies kinda depend on my continued existence. Depends when she‘s notified about it, though." 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Maya keeps sending me that hamster with the big eyes. What is she trying to tell me 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 20/06/2025"I got coffee and a blanket and that‘s pretty much it. Wanna bet if I make it?" 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Got myself a sweet little flu. The doc wasn’t joking when she said my immune system is bust. 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Some of the brown‘s been growing out again, but only in some spots. Makes me look like some weird raccoon or something. 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Watch it, amigo. You‘ll end up drenched in coffee again. 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Trite keeps checking in on me. You couldn't get this guy off your back if you tried. Like an overly attached puppy. 130
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Kinda funny how they keep all your belongings for the entire duration of your all-inclusive round-the-year vacation to return it all after. You can keep it at this point, honestly 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 16/05/2025It’s funny how my meds are color-coordinated and I can’t even see any of the colors. Let‘s hope I filled the boxes correctly, hehe. 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 14/05/2025note to self, the new meds make you woozy as hell where the fuck did I put the mask 110
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 27/04/2025I always expect up to wake up in the hospital or in my prison cell. But nope, just a normal bed. 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Putting off going to bed for too long every night cause who knows if I‘ll wake up again. Then waking up wondering why I did. The bed‘s always cold on one side. 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 15/04/2025High contrast mode on my phone would help a lot. The issue is, I can‘t see enough to find where to change that setting. Heh. Ironic. 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 15/04/2025You're an excellent attorney. I think you should stick with that. 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I might as well leave the contacts out if I‘m just gonna stare at the ceiling all day. 100
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Why, though? You have nothing to prove to anyone. 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Course you could. Don't think there's anything you couldn't do if you put your mind to it. 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Nah, you wouldn't like it. Besides, Edgeworth would be your boss, I doubt you'd enjoy that. 000
Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 13/04/2025At least I got the medical miracle going for me I guess 010