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Godot ☕️

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Sustained by spite and caffeine. || Roleplay | Parody, authored by Jinx | Icon: bsky.app/profile/kiashie.bsky.socia…

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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I don't miss the raging headaches the damn mask gave me, but putting the thing on was a lot easier than fumbling blind with the lenses, not gonna lie.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I‘m six coffees deep. Pretty much still asleep at this point
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Just heard about two dudes in prison beating up Redd White Which is kinda strange to me cause I actually paid for three
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Extended my stay at prison by a year cause I beat the snot out of Redd White at some point
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
When my mother got sick, she told me not to bother wasting money on fancy flowers for her grave. She said just find a pack of wild flowers and let nature do her thing. Hers is the wildest, but also the most colorful grave around there. I think she'd love it
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
"Alright, thanks, amigo."
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
"Think either of them might have a minute for an old man?"
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
"I’m sure you are. Took you a little longer to get there, after all."
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Only if it‘s the good kind
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
"Good, that‘s good. Had a feeling, but you never know. Glad to hear they‘re doing okay."
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
"Who's insulting? I liked those kids. The blond one was following me around when I worked here, good kid, snotty, but good heart. The other was just a fledgling when I met him in prison, poor thing."
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
"I'm just looking around. Say, do you still have a snotty blond kid working here? And maybe a guy with a hawk?"
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
"Hi, Edgeworth." He grins. "How's the law?"
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Went into the prosecutor’s building just to see if I could pull it off again and they just let me in. You can truly bullshit yourself into anything
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
@flammaeiniustitia.bsky.social "You know, I thought this is my parole hearing, but you look way more nervous than me. Will you stop pacing already?"
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
"Ugh, shut up."
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
"I‘ll try not to die in the meantime."
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
"Sure, why not."
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
"Anything‘s fine, really."
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
"Alright, alright, you do what you must. Not like anything can stop ya anyway."
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
"Well, my doc might organize me some meds. Her studies kinda depend on my continued existence. Depends when she‘s notified about it, though."
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
"Hah! You‘re such a mother hen."
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Maya keeps sending me that hamster with the big eyes. What is she trying to tell me
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
"I got coffee and a blanket and that‘s pretty much it. Wanna bet if I make it?"
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Got myself a sweet little flu. The doc wasn’t joking when she said my immune system is bust.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
// All the bots want daddy Godot, I get it
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Some of the brown‘s been growing out again, but only in some spots. Makes me look like some weird raccoon or something.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Watch it, amigo. You‘ll end up drenched in coffee again.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
You can’t use my silence against me though
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I plead the fifth
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
🙄☕️
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Nuh-uh. Not on my watch, princess.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Trite keeps checking in on me. You couldn't get this guy off your back if you tried. Like an overly attached puppy.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Poisoned by coffee is kind of a sick way to go
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Kinda funny how they keep all your belongings for the entire duration of your all-inclusive round-the-year vacation to return it all after. You can keep it at this point, honestly
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
It’s funny how my meds are color-coordinated and I can’t even see any of the colors. Let‘s hope I filled the boxes correctly, hehe.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
note to self, the new meds make you woozy as hell where the fuck did I put the mask
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I always expect up to wake up in the hospital or in my prison cell. But nope, just a normal bed.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I woke up again. Who woulda thought
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
// Or maybe over here? 😁
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Putting off going to bed for too long every night cause who knows if I‘ll wake up again. Then waking up wondering why I did. The bed‘s always cold on one side.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Well, if you insist.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
High contrast mode on my phone would help a lot. The issue is, I can‘t see enough to find where to change that setting. Heh. Ironic.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
You're an excellent attorney. I think you should stick with that.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I might as well leave the contacts out if I‘m just gonna stare at the ceiling all day.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Why, though? You have nothing to prove to anyone.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Mia...
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Course you could. Don't think there's anything you couldn't do if you put your mind to it.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Nah, you wouldn't like it. Besides, Edgeworth would be your boss, I doubt you'd enjoy that.
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Godot ☕️ @bitterestblend.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
At least I got the medical miracle going for me I guess
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