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Jordan Blackwood

@bitteranomaly.bsky.social
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[They’re not pro-you, they’re anti-me] The curse took late when it wasn’t meant to take at all. | #RP #Parody

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Claude Monet by Thomas Bossard
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Emily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the year is 1996. I am diving deep into the world of video games to escape the hell that is the world around me. the year is 2006. I am diving deep into the world of video games to escape the hell that is the world around me. the year is 2026. I am diving deep into the world of video games to es
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tom Kavanagh Photographer "A white southern right whale calf, cruising alongside mom through the sheltered waters of Western Australia’s Great Southern coast. These pale calves are born with striking white colouration, gradually darkening as they grow, making them pretty hard to miss from above"
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Jimmy @stink67.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Happy Sunday!
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atlasmind @atlasmind.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sawtooth Mountains Range 🇺🇸
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My painting TIDAL WETLANDS Doors close tonight! Learn to paint stunning landscapes with me. 😎🎨❤️
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C. Scott Smith @cscottsmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Ballard neighborhood branch of the Seattle Public Library. Designed by Robert Miller of Bohlin Cywinski Jackson Architects. Robert and Peter Bohlin designed Q Nightclub in Seattle for me. They do lovely work!
Seattle Public Library -- Ballard branch
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
{{dealing with a racist at work 🤣😭
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Shantha Mohan, Ph.D., DTM @shlead.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This garden is not quite wild but "controlled chaos" And it is lovely to behold! From my 2022 album. I don't know why I never posted it before! #BlueSkyArtShow #chaos #ECK #dailyflowers 🌱 #flowerreport #bloomscrolling #ColorADay #GreenSat
A garden with yellow, red, and pink colored flowers and green foliage.
Camera: Apple iPhone SE (1st Generation).
July 2022. A neighborhood front yard.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When first pulled from the vat, the yarn appears yellowish, but rapidly oxidizes and turns vibrant blue upon contact with the air. The dye bath uses natural fermented indigo leaves mixed with Iye, water, and other organic materials. IG: @rongtianye Hirose-machi, Japan
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Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love this photo cause it feels like you are just a member of the squad, swimming along with your fellow squid... 🦑📷Lucas Garriga (www.inaturalist.ca/observations...)
A squad of Caribbean Reef Squid (Sepioteuthis sepioidea) swimming. There are all mostly pointing away into the background (and slightly left) with their arms held together. They are mostly an off white colour, with a lot of them having a brown stripe that goes length wise. There appears to be a group of other animals swimming in the background. You can see the sea floor and the surface of the water and everything is tinged blue from the water.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
After traveling 9 years and covering 3 billion miles, NASA's New Horizons spacecraft got this shot of Pluto.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes? Trye a tarot deck. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes. Not so hotte damne swyvinge evil.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Love MARLON BRANDO’s reply to Connie Chung when she says “Don’t you realise that you’re thought of as the greatest Actor ever?”
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Elle @elle1968.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is killin' me! 🥹♥️🐾 Magnus in the back, Enzo in front ♥️♥️♥️
Two Siamese kittens asleep on a pillow. 
One is curled up, asleep. 
The other is curled up behind his brother with his chin resting on his side.
He's looking at the camera with his beautiful blue eyes.
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Petra Michaela @petramichaela.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“If we are to continue to exist, we will require more than intelligence. We will require wisdom.” David Attenborough, UN Champion of the Earth, has turned 100 years old this year. His words remind us that protecting the future of our planet remains in our hands
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David Attenborough with Fabulous Frogs
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Soon when Fall 🍂🍁comes to Banff National Park in the Rocky Mountains of Alberta, Canada 🇨🇦 It is famous for its blue lakes, giant peaks, and hot springs
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Judy Weston @westonjk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A woman’s passion for flowers became one of the most colorful treasures in Seattle. She bought two little homes in 1989, apartments built all around over the years. Not a city project; Randie’s personal passion project. Highly recommend!🌺😎 Randie Stone’s Flower Houses 1400 Alki Avenue SW, Seattle
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Finnish nature photographer Lassi Rautiainen followed a female grey wolf (Canis lupus) & a male brown bear (Ursos arctos) for 10 days. They played together, shared meals, napped together. Both were young adults. They appeared to be... friends? (📷: Lassi Rautiainen, www.wildfinland.org)
A brown bear and a grey wolf on a green grassy plain, both looking in the same direction, with strange wispy trees out of focus and concealed in fog in the distance.  The suggestion is of a land of magic where bears and wolves are friends.
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
{{I willlll, here or on @wolfishtransfixtn.bsky.social ☺️
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Lake Michigan @lakemichigan13.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Public lands and waters must be protected - they belong to you and all future generations 🌊🌊
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𝒮𝓊𝒷𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀 @sublink-ink.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ya girl caved in. She bought a GameCube
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Have some Goats.😍
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They should do a spider-man 2 ps5 dlc where Mamdani is mayor so there can be a subplot of Mamdani fixing problems before Spidey can get to them
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
us all? I reckon it must, y’know? Can’t be enough time in the day for it.” And yet, and yet, *and yet*, something in Jordan howls when the woman finally does do what they initially wanted and leaves them the fuck alone after all. And somehow still, it doesn’t end up being what Jordan truly wanted.
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
like that if you aren’t selling something.” Though it’s kinda deadly too, kinda cool honestly. Not that they’ll *tell her that*. Then, Jordan tilts their head to the side and studies Christina a moment, asks, “Does it ever get boring, being such a good, compassionate white lady trying to save ~
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
differently. If she chooses trust. So those small, barely-there few seconds? They matter. And she knows, the same way they know in their heart of hearts that this stranger is a werewolf, that Christina’s seen it too. “Okay, sure, Avon lady. Real weird to just have your information laid out ~
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
who and what she is, where they can even *possibly* be loved, seen and known for those things, and somehow despite all of that, or perhaps *because* of it, still be chosen. But looking at that card gives her a glimpse into that world, equally beautiful and unlikely as it is, if she just chooses ~
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In many, *many* other cases, that extra two point five seconds wouldn’t make a world of difference, wouldn’t be an impossible window into a place, a time, a world, a universe where she is loved and seen and known for who and what she is, where they can even *possibly* be loved, seen and known for ~
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jordan means to look at the business card with the heaviest amount of disdain and disinterest they can muster this late in the day. And they’d manage alright were it weren’t for the fact that they look an entire two-point-five seconds too long before darting their gaze just about anywhere else. ~
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Petra Michaela @petramichaela.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The ocean has spent millions of years giving to us without asking for anything in return. In just a few generations, we've pushed many of its ecosystems to the brink.
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Vibrant Underwater Coral Reef
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exakic @exakic.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Game systems if they were GAY: GameTHEY/THEM 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nintendo FAGicom 🤡🤡🤡🤡 GAYstation 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 MXbox 😂😂 Atari FAGuar 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Wii U 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Nintendo SWITCH 💯💯💯💯 Sega GAY gear 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
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Waterfalls and More by Brook (my pics…carefully edited…no AI) @hhs761.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Slatestone Falls (40 ft.), Falls Rd., Sunderland, MA. Roadside fall. 8/1/26. GPS: 42.5056700, -72.5556550 #Massachusetts #NewEngland #waterfalls #art #photography #longexposure #chasingwaterfalls #landscape #outdoors #hiking #explore #nature #travelphotography
Slatestone Falls (40 ft.), Falls Rd., Sunderland, MA.  Roadside fall. 8/1/26.
GPS: 42.5056700, -72.5556550
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Menestune @menestune.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Somebody really likes their mom! #mammals #nature #deer #love #trailcam #Seattle #wildanimals #goodmorning #PNW #babyanimals #nokings #wildlife #fawn
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Mobula Rays aka Devil Rays are an incredible species of oceanic ray. They are highly migratory and can be found in the warm waters of tropical, subtropical and temperate regions around the world. ~ Olivia Hagedoorn IG: allthingsemeraldcoast Pensacola Beach, Florida
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Petra Michaela @petramichaela.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The ocean gives us almost everything we need to survive. Every breath we take. Food for billions. A stable climate. Medicines. Rainfall. Biodiversity. Coastal protection. Beauty. Life itself.
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Underwater Ocean Cave with Fish
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine has it figured out. I couldn't agree more. Fuck fascism.
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Versus how they actually feel.
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Sad Cat
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
How they look right about now…
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Lizeth Selene Selene
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
catch the glare the ugly fluorescent lighting throws on their gathering tears. So one would see why it’s difficult then, to sound even a shred bit of confident, calm and convincing as Jordan grouses, “‘m fine, thanks. Everything’s just peachy here.”
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
someone could-“ They hadn’t realized another werewolf could sense them, the same as they hadn’t realized they could sense that difference in someone else. Even though Jordan tilts their head away from the blue-eyed stranger as fast as is polite, they’re still pretty certain the lady can probably ~
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Jordan’s posture isn’t as relaxed as they’d like for this first meeting, that strange hand-sweating-vision-blurring swell of feeling still whispering through them like a coming storm’s gale. They fear the storm is already here. “How did you know that? No one’s ever- I didn’t realize that~
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
in them at the idea this random white lady *isn’t* part of such wicked schemes, though they suppose she coulddd still be a Mormon trying to persuade her to see Jesus’ light or the good sense of having a zillion children with an annoying polygamist male or…whatever else it is Mormons believe. ~
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“Hey, I don’t know.” Jordan says, raising their hands in the universal gesture of surrender or the unknown. “You could be in one of those MCMs. MLMs?” They give a lazy shrug of their shoulders. “They’re almost worse than Mormons, always trying to make their sales pitch.” Though something settles~
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Esperanza Emily Spalding, US jazz bassist, singer, songwriter, and composer. Her accolades include four Grammy Awards #WomensArt
Photo featuring a standing Black woman playing a double bass in front of a microphone
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
{{man, do I have the series for you 😌
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
“Yeah, I can see that. But just between you and me?” Jordan pauses, considering what telling her will mean. It could go pretty well, all things considered, or it could go absolutely horrendously. Only one way to find out. “But I promise I’m not interested in Steve. Or…anyone like Steve, really.”
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Jordan Blackwood @bitteranomaly.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Was…was Ruby gonna list the NBA next?
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𝐀 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 —ᡣ𐭩 @cyberkiss.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
it feels like everyone i have ever loved just wanted a turn to step on my heart.
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