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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 3m

Yeah it's in no-one's interests - not even City's - to drag this out further.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 31m

Trust men to suddenly find they can organise stuff when there's an imperative for doing so!

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 32m

I can't see it being that long. They'd either have to argue the process was wrong or supply new evidence which they couldn't reasonably have provided earlier. I wouldn't have thought they could argue that the KCs weren't entitled to reach the *opinion* they did.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 44m

Even so! Like, I'm sure he must work more hours a week than I do and I can barely manage to balance and I'm not having affairs.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1h

I know it can sound wanky but there's something to be said for closure.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 2h

So it's not an *actual* dome? I thought we were going to have a countrywide version of 80s centreparks 🙁

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 2h

I'm not watching Big Brother but I keep seeing clips of a witch called Twinks and omg she's amazing! Whenever someone's got an issue she just floors them with light and openness and asks them to think about things in a different way and I'm just enchanted by her.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 3h

And do you use it just by itself? And to you leave to air dry or do you use a hairdryer?

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 3h

Hmm that makes sense because of the salt in my sweat (sorry 🤢) and the Salt from the sea. How much do you use?

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 3h

And I just don't have two hours a day to tit about with "plopping" and natural drying. I JUST WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE IT DOES WHEN I'M A SWEATY MESS. (I'm tempted by the merwaves stuff but it's £60 and might not/probably won't work?)

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 3h

...after it's been raining, when I've been to the beach etc. If I try to actually style my hair like that it goes into a frizzy mess, whether I'm using "product" or leaving it alone. I need to know what I'm doing wrong. But all of the forums seem to advocate a multi step routine with £ products.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 3h

Tmi but 🤷‍♀️ Last week I ended up walking home with heavy shopping and I was DRIPPING in sweat when I got home. Anyway, my hair dried in these gorgeous waves. But obviously I had to wash them, cos, yknow, sweat. It's so irritating that I can only ever get these lovely waves accidentally...

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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 05/10/2026

Standing up to the balaclava nonces. Inspiring.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 4h

And you know, that's ok? We don't have to cut all of our hair off. Sometimes just cutting some off is enough to remind us that we matter.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 5h

Omg. Instagram. Just saw someone rambling on about getting a haircut. And no it can't *just* be a haircut. It has to be a learning experience. About finding your way back to yourself, putting yourself first, trying something new. How do these people function?

static.klipy.com

Julie Chrisley Eye Roll - Chrisley Knows Best

Alt: Julie Chrisley Eye Roll - Chrisley Knows Best

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 5h

I think she is smug tbf. And she wasn't going to willingly let anything tarnish her privileged life, no matter what the collateral damage was.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 7h

Jeffrey Archer. Merrily ruining lives. (I feel the funnelling money to avoid paying tax in Britain has been somewhat forgotten about too. Nice to see it mentioned here) www.theguardian.com/politics/200...

theguardian.com

His guilt was writ large

Former Observer political editor Adam Raphael has long known the truth about Archer, but has been unable to reveal it, thanks to a system that protects the rich and powerful.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 8h

The article helpfully points out that Justice Caulfield - the judge who provided the wholly unnecessary description of Archer's "fragrant" wife, giving a crude juxtaposition to the dirty, nasty prostitute - is also dead. Saved me googling.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 19h

All but one of you were rubbish! Anyway, somehow I'd missed that Bravissimo do in fact have a wireless range so I'm gonna give that a shot.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 20h

This talk of "the king's private money". He got his "private money" from the queen's private will and from the Duchy he got because he was heir to the throne. However it's categorised, he got it through being the queen's son. But yeah let's patronise the country eh?

independent.co.uk

King’s money won’t be used to finance Andrew’s claim against police

The former Duke of York receives an annual stipend provided by the King from the monarch’s private funds

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 21h

Will stick a lucky dip on tomorrow 👍

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A lottery win would be very welcome rn. I should not have to work. It's not even the job - the job's fine. It's the way working interferes with me Doing Nice Things. Unfortunately I need money to Do Nice Things. Gonna start a Go Fund Me with a target of £2m and the cause will be Doing Nice Things.

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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Shoutout to Britain's dogging community, truly our strongest soldiers

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MrBHarvey @mrbharvey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If we get Oliver on Sunday then just don’t expect anything…

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

At least Billy Idle and his non-speaking wife got to record it as a work event though. VFM right there.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What, getting the Prince and Princess of Lazytown AND the Beckhams on the promo didn't work? Well I'm shocked.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A) I'm not sure that's true B) Whether it's true or not, shouldn't a leader say what they believe in? C) At some point he's going to have to say whether or not he agrees with the motion because it will form part of the Green platform D) If he disagrees, is his position tenable?

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've seen so much commentary about how the "main parties" are terrified of Polanski that it seems a little weird now to hear that it doesn't matter that he didn't argue for/against the "Zionism is Racism" motion as it wouldn't have made any difference to the vote.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

NGL I'm gonna try and find it to see if it was just a naff TV film, or if it was genuinely scary.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don't know how old I was when I saw this - I'm assuming about 6 given the year of production - but I was fucking terrified. To add to my family's terrible judgement in letting me watch, for years later they'd tease me for being terrified and would whisper "Soon, Amy, Sooooon" at me. Bastards.

en.wikipedia.org

No Place to Hide (1981 film) - Wikipedia

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Thugs. Thugs fight with police in Gosport after Channel Rescue.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ooh will give them a look. Have found some brands via Google but they definitely veer to the matronly side. I must be missing something. Or maybe I'll go on Dragons Den with my gap in the market.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Men/pervs please look away. I need advice from fellow members of the BigTittyCommittee. Are any of you successfully wearing anything without underwires? I'm finding them increasingly uncomfortable. What do you recommend for minimum jiggle but not overly-matronly? Bravissimo prices about my level.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thing is, they target women with the "empowerment" and "earn money around childcare" stuff. So as we know, things which target women are fiiiiiiine.

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shaungamble5 @shaungamble5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So city aren't state owned but U.A.E. will pull investments worth billions??? If city are punished! And here's all football fans thinking they weren't state owned !!!

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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When billionaires and repressive regimes first started thinking about using sport to lauder their images, they could scarcely have imagined the armies of people who would rally to their causes on the promise of a title bid - and how far some of them would go.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A few weeks ago, the Huns were posting shit on insta like "it's not feminist to criticise female creators. Women should empower other women". They're all only interested in flogging crap to women, playing on insecurities and making cash from MLM shit like this. Block any travel agent huns.

theguardian.com

‘I was making no money’: Travel agent side hustle promoted by influencers criticised over fees

Would-be marketers enticed by online talk of entering a world of travel and easy cash find that the reality is rather different

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

She's a mathematician you know! I don't think it's been mentioned...

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The celeb version of Traitors is a million times better than the normie version.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

NGL I just want to be her. I'm mesmerised.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Catching up on Celeb Traitors and have possibly said "omg she's ridiculously beautiful" 50,000 times about Maya Jama.

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