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Bitsy Von Muffling

@bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social
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Actually more cheerful than my online presence would suggest. I post a lot about my hair and my search for miracle potions. And TV. Lots of TV. A bit of football stuff. I'm not very deep.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There's something similar in Strawberry Fields showing how the old children's home would have looked - it's really effective.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
80s ad showing Centreparcs dome which didn't actually cover entire site as the ads suggested, but just the pool and a few other amenities.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone's gotta have a dream I suppose
Headline from MEN: we met at college in Stockport - now we're cleaning the shoes of celebrities
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The coffee to an interview thing...years ago someone was late to an interview for a post in a v. competitive field. Being a kind soul, I got the panel to agree to see him anyway. As I told him the good news he said "oh great. Have I got time to get a coffee?". My face:
Patricia Carmichael from Line of Duty doing her "I'm gonna eat you alive, you fucking idiot" smile
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm warning you lot
Leave Britney Alone meme with Britney crossed out and replaced with Dom
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you know the woman driving this car this morning, tell her from me she drives like a dick. Also life lesson for her: on Smithdown, in rush hour, with roadworks, it doesn't matter how aggressively you drive, you're not getting anywhere any faster.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I remember hearing about 9/11 when on a train and trying desperately to get news on my Sony J5 with its jog dial thingy and WAP. m.gsmarena.com/sony_cmd_j5-...
Picture of Sony J5 phone
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's probably more reflective that she's not really had an interest in those topics previously and has missed the volumes (and nowadays, podcasts) about those very topics. I did like this bit though where I think she does show some insight into that:
CM saying she needs praise but not praise for who she is, but what she's done - advice given etc
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Picture of Keir Starmer captioned with "yeah, not so fucking mouth now are ya?"
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gotta say though, regardless of anything else going on in Middlesbrough, they've got some talented ponies.
From BBC article: In South Bank, we see a group of teenagers tend three ponies tethered on the grass. Two perform wheelies on electric scooters while another uses a long stick to scatter rubbish.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It was a very strange time.
From Wikipedia about the Impossible Princess Album: Deconstruction planned to have the album out in January 1997, but postponed its release to May.[85] Even with copies of the album already printed in mid-1997, it was delayed again to September.[95] On 31 August 1997, Diana, Princess of Wales, was killed in a car accident.[96] Because of the impact of her death, Minogue and Deconstruction felt the album's title was inappropriate and delayed its release for three months.[96] The album also missed the planned January 1998 release.[97] Frustrated with the constant delays, Minogue came to an agreement with her label to re-title it Kylie Minogue in Europe and the United Kingdom
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So many iconic images...the landmine flak jacket, hugging and holding people with AIDS...but also this. The real world personification of "no-one puts Baby in the corner" No wonder the royal family were terrified of her. Just consistently outshone them.
Diana in the "revenge" dress.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I will not have this talk about Dom.
Leave Britney Alone meme with Britney crossed out and Dom written in
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bloody hell Harvey Elliott is TINY
LFC insta account says Joe Gomez and Harvey Elliott popped by to do some kids event. Picture is of Joe Gomez with a wee kid.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it’s like living in the UK
Bet Lynch, looking bevvied with a lopsided beehive hairdo, and a cocktail in her hand.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What's the betting he's got one of these T shirts?
Fucking awful t shirt with list of rules for dating my daughter, finishing with "whatever you did to her, I'll do to you"
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Spend around a tenner. If it's white or rose, make sure it's chilled. The end.
Times article: the dos and don'ts of taking wine to a dinner party.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oh what a shame, they don't have my size.
Picture of "asymmetric" Dolce and Gabbana trousers on sale in TK Max for £130. They have one full leg and the other leg appears to be cut off at bum length.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
oi oi!
Liverpool Echo headline: Liverpool hotel 'disappointed' by what couple found in bedroom
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Erm...
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
Ellen's Oscar selfie
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Me watching the football
Mark Corrigan saying to put one in their fucking goal hole
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like being married to you?
Ben Affleck, smoking and looking thoroughly pissed off
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Don't you threaten me with a good time etc etc www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/06...
Screenshit from another batshit Alistair Heath Telegraph article: Britain is heading for an early general election, and I fear Burnham would win
A Makerfield triumph for the Manchester mayor could usher in a radical Leftist coalition determined to destroy conservative values
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Brian Potter saying "I want to moonwalk son but life's a shithouse"
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Listen. If Dom wants to wear weirdly fitting white shorts with black leather dress shoes then that's up to him. Gods can do that kind of thing. He is not bound by fashion norms. And I will not tolerate any dissent.
Leave Britney alone meme with Britney crossed out and replaced with Dom.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Here's a summary of the Australian one - was truly terrible/irresponsible
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
It's good for air-drying and just putting it out there: if you have wild hair which doesn't know if it's wavy or frizzy and you see this, then BUY IT.
Pearlessence anti frizz miracle spray - in pale green metallic pump spray bottle.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Phwoar
Black and white pic of Kenny Rogers with his leg cocked, white shirt with massive lapels.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Fuck it, shall I have a go?
From email: Applications are now open for Labour Party members who wish to be considered as Labour’s candidate for the forthcoming Parliamentary by-election in Makerfield. The application form is here.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Why does this read like it's foreshadowing a terrible accident? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Extract from BBC article on man with a built in nuclear bunker in his basement:
"I've never been worried that I will get stuck in there because the locking system is incredibly safe, so that's not a problem, but the sound of silence is piercing."
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Huh? It's not her first foreign visit in over three years. She's been on holiday loads! In 2025 alone she'd been skiing twice, to Mystique and to Greece by July. Why the press infantalises this woman in her 40s is beyond me.
Headline from Daily Mirror saying Kate doing first foreign trip in over three years.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My son and his mates V their girlfriends
From The Times: Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton have differing takes in casual date night dress, accompanied by pic of Kim looking glam and Lewis looking casual.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It's this one if you want it?
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I think Gordon Brown has a strong sense of integrity but should the answer to this question not have been "yes you entitled little shit?". Not like we're talking Ryanair is it? Why do our democratically elected PM's run scared of this lot? Even someone as deeply conscientious as Brown?
Extract from linked Guardian article: In a piece for the New Statesman, Brown said the former prince regularly used RAF flights, and he was told his response was to ask whether the government seriously believed he should have to travel on commercial flights.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Um, well you chose to put them in? To save on staff costs? Tough tits then ain't it?
From Evening Standard: M&S chairman blames self-service checkouts for rise in shoplifting
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
BT. I just want them to give me the good stuff for free basically. Here's what I've got (the 500mbs one) and what I could get (all the 900mbs ones). Just give me the good stuff for the same or less please.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It used to but I think I've done something to the settings and it doesn't seem to now - just checked and it's saying 70 steps for the whole day!
Screenshot from Fitbit app showing 70 steps today
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
For completeness:
From The I Paper: . I reluctantly dropped the price from £860,000 to £750,000 six months ago
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
You'd imagine a new site article about how a hard working pensioner can't sell her house because of government policy would be fact checked wouldn't you? So assuming the woman is telling the truth, the site using the wrong house to illustrate has let her down because it makes it look as if she's not
Screenshot from The I Paper showing large detached houseScreenshot from the I Paper of woman saying estate agent has told her VAT on private school fees means people can't afford to move houseScreenshot from The I Paper of woman saying she won't reduce house price further as she won't give her house away cheaply because of economic climate and a government that fails to support hardworking people. Screenshot from Rightmove showing same house for sale as featured in I Paper article. Price of £850k and it says 5 bedrooms not 4.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Me:
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Oh sweet summer child.
Thread on AskUK sub Reddit titled "is it normal for your boss to delegate work to everyone else and do little work themselves?"
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I bet he's from Frodsham
Bbc article: 'I met a boy who wears a stab vest to the barbers'
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I feel very attacked. And they think they are HILARIOUS. But I need to know...am I normal or are they? It's normal to keep your GCSE certs safe, right? And receipts for expensive purchases? Or am I - to quote - an "absolute psychopath"?
WhatsApp screenshot showing a friend calling me an absolute psychopath in response to pictures of files which I shared.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Text from BBC news article: 
On Monday, it was announced Mills had been sacked by the BBC over allegations related to his personal conduct. The BBC has not given any further details over the allegations and it is not clear what, if any, role the police investigation played in his sacking.

The BBC has been approached for comment about the police investigation.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
From Popbitch today. No way is Piers Morgan only 61?!?!
Piers Morgan turns 61 today, and in recognition of that milestone, we looked back into the archives for tales from his glory days.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Although there's always this so 🤷‍♀️
Meme about someone middle-aged going to a gig and thoroughly enjoying it but deep down inside they cannot wait for it to be over
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Photo of same, but taken using night sight so it's a bit lighter.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Sefton Park, by the lake. People dancing with fire?
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