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Monica Hager

@bitsofmonica.bsky.social
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comedy, wrestlegraps, marxist-leninism, shitposting, and finally acceptance. hebraic bruja or something, idk.

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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
B/W drawing in what looks like MSPaint. A figure gestures to the camera pointing at a hot dog on a skateboard. He is wearing a hat that is labeled "thinking cap." The figure says, "This fucking sucks, actually". While the hotdog on a skateboard is labeled "the literal coolest thing ever".
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mallard Fillmore comic depicting an unhinged duck repeated shouting: "HASAN!"
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Let's start with the Tendency of the Rate of Profit to Fall Over Time. Human labor creates value, but the amount of value produced is dependent on variables like technology. As more people enter the market, there is (at first) more competition, and it takes more resources to turn a profit.
A graph of the World Rate of Profit from 1869 to 2007. And there are demons in the background. The line goes down.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
DARVO is All Elite!
A satirical announcement for a new wrestling in AEW. It is a blurry shot of a fake luchador from territorial wrestling. His name is DARVO.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
AEW is better than ever you guys! Just don't look at the attendance numbers. Or the social media engagement. Or the unsafe bullshit that passes for high spots. And there's definitely still transgender representation. Excaliber said fix your hearts or die a few months ago. Better than ever.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Grandma. You turned your phone off again. You were too impressed by my superior posting. I think your pin number was 2016?
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey grok! this guy needs more paintchips. also, please let him know that he's not owned. he didn't get owned.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
hey grok! tell this guy that it says "ownership". and that if AEW ever does turn a profit, the Saudis will take their share. every 5 star banger... killing journalists in the middle east. Instead of just shortening the life span of the wrestlers like your typical Kyle Fletcher match.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Khan has publicly praised the merger. He's happy to get into business with the Ellisons! I can't believe Brody K*ng would betray his principals like that and take MAGA ICE SAUDI money. Mick Foley's gonna be spinning in his grave.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
WBD currently owns a substantial percentage of AEW as a company. Upon the closing of the Paramount deal, that percentage will go to Larry Ellison (MAGA!!) and the Saudi investment fund. You are too blinded by tribalism and AEW's marketing to see the truth.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A graph showing the declining World Rate of Profit since 1869, with demons and warhammer like imagery in the background.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"A reversal we could only see from Timeless Toni Storm." In kayfabe, its sexual harassment. In reality, it forces wrestlers to do things they might not be comfortable with to work the top star.
Toni storm doing a reversal that is basically oral sex.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
longtime transgender advocate Cathy Brennan, welcome to the resistance.
An AI overview of the profile of a lawyer named Catherine "Cathy" Brennan from Google. It covers her history, including naming her an advocate for the LGBTQ+ community.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It's all there black and white. Nobody could dispute this.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
It's cute you think that proves anything. 3 million federal employees. Those living in the most populated states already had that rate due to state minimum wage laws. Most of those employees were not working for minimum wage. He gave like 100,000 people a raise at best. In a country of 340 million.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Pictured: a democratic senator giving a thumbs down to a vote to raise the minimum wage. Democrats don't want the minimum wage increased, actually. It's political theater.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I am sure you are aware of these options that were ultimately rejected. They also could have put more judges on the Supreme Court in 2021 stopping this entirely. All legally.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Okay. Can you stop defending genocide?
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Sad! A lying democrat. Many such cases. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Free Palestine.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Even Snopes will admit he was showering with his daughter in a way she found inappropriate. Love to spout MAGA lines like "Free Palestine" and "Health care is a human right". Is that what maga is about? Because I like those things.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
No, it was your party. The republicrats.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Right, like I said. Kamala Harris got dog walked by a game show host.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
You voted for the ice murderers several times. Not me though. I am built different.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
A therapy photo asking the question: "What is Projection?"
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
that's my president, right here. let her cook!
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
nah, you voted for it. multiple times! i'm rubber you are glue ass politics.
AIPAC money received, 1990-2024. Four names are listed. Joe Biden (4 million), Robert Menendez (2.5 million), Hillary Clinton (2.3 million), Kamala Harris (2.3 million)
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I've got a brand new name for my drag persona. I'm gonna call her Ruby Ridge.
Screenshot from the TV show 30 Rock. A black man in a red tshirt that reads "hashtag opportunity" is speaking to Tracy Jordan trying to solicit money for one his newest ventures, that usually have the name of a much more famous company.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I do think the context is very important, absolutely. A wrestler lives and dies on their brand. In this case, Jack Perry was the senior employee with strong ties to others who had management positions and a grudge with CM Punk. That's why Ryan Nemeth was cutting shoot promos on AEW's top babyface.
News clipping: "Ryan Nemeth was encouraged to cut a promo on Punk by AEW"
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
A. You're on my page trying to click farm. You need this more than I do. B. I'm a woman. Don't misgender me. C.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
And that's why you supported the President who received more AIPAC money than any other politician in the last 35 years? Out of your love for the Palestinian people? Kinda of a funny way to show solidarity.
List of recipients of funds from AIPAC in congress, 1990-2024. Joe Biden listed at the top by over a million dollars over the next closest senator.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
No, that's too much Cope.
a photo of aew star adam copeland looking incredulously at the viewer.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
guys. what did i tell you about using pornhub trending topics to name your slot machine?!
an image of a golden pig. it is named "paypig".
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Italian dolls? Italian dolls.
"Although saying that Pope Francis and the Catholic Church have plenty of room to improve is the understatement of the century, he has been making public strides towards connecting with trans Catholics, most recently, through his relationships with trans women from the beach town of Torvaianica, Italy." - Text of image
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
punk has felt this way for years about the term. the wrong dvdr poster won the war. punkism is about feelings, not moves. pissing off fans makes him money indirectly from all the punk derangement syndrome posts flying around. in other words, there are levels to this.
cm punk in 2021 publicly hating the term moveset in a response to a tweet
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Prince Rudolf was just waltzing around the court looking for people to kill like your annoying co-worker who wants everybody to go out to lunch. Marissa? Suicide pact? Brian? Feeling a little sui pact? Or would you rather get something from the Bonefish Grill?
theories page on the wikipedia entry for Prince Rudolf of Austria describing his reasons for a murder-suicide pact with his underaged lover.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Pictured: the original "power bottom"
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
That's an interesting act. What do you call it? "The Democrats".
Text document describing Hunter Biden using a phone hack to take photos off a relatives iphone, including sexually suggestive photos of an underaged relative. Hunter Biden propositioning his niece....A diagram of a payment from China through intermediaries in the form of an 80,000 dollar diamond sent to Hunter Biden.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
six-drop sunday! i can fix him, tbh. just reset the game to 1999 plz.
Magic the Gathering card Commander Greven il-Vec.
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The Fandom was so woman centric, I swear to god. 4 of the 5 fanclubs were run by women. It's just match results, thirsty poetry, and merch links. We need to go back!
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Johnny Rougeau? His hoes already know.
Lipstick kissed letter from the 1950s.Rougeau Rooters!
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Monica Hager @bitsofmonica.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
What's up, losers? 💚
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