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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

ICE with a verified bsky account? back to mastodon i go 🏃‍♀️ sailorpluto.mstdn.party

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

asking the most important questions before the new year starts aka can i buy a didgeridoo on amazon (yes you can)

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

merry chrimbus my breakfast was pancakes, coffee and a healthy dose of klonopin

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

both my husband and i getting 8 hours of sleep with a newborn?? i have a sweet little angel baby that loves to nap, it’s a miracle 🥹

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

idk who is having big feelings in the ramen shop by my house but they’re blasting miserable at best in a full restaurant lmaoooo

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

open enrollment is so stressful like what do you mean for my family to have a not high deductible plan with BCBS it’s $600+ per paycheck??? not including vision or dental??? i hate it here (and will be continuing my high deductible plan for eternity)

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

the caramel apple empanada being back at taco bell when i’m on a fairly strict diet should be illegal because i could easily eat 10 of those a day

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

now how the fuck am i supposed to take my insulin if the pharmacy doesn’t give me any needles??? 😭 i open my package and boom two pens and nothing else. i don’t mind buying them but it would have been nice to know before i left the store 5 hours ago, i’m so ready to be done with this

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

why is my hospital broadcasting an automated prayer over the intercom 😭

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

also my newfound gestational diabetes diagnosis has made life a thousand times more annoying so that’s not helping my mood so this was terrible timing for this “news” to come out lol

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

taylor swift/travis kelce content is already insufferable bc why would i care about a couple rich people getting engaged, but living in Kansas City takes it up 10 notches of irritating 😭 the grocery stores are about to be stocked with swiftie engagement merch

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

going to a chappell roan show at 36 weeks pregnant because i refuse to not have fun 😭

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

my baby has maybe 20ish outfits to wear as of right now but books?? almost 100 😂 he will be coming out of this womb ready to read

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

t pain in st. louis a week before my due date, adtr in independence two days before my due date the world wants me to suffer with this poor ass timing but im sure if i haven’t gone into labor i will be at adtr still 😌

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

literally caesar salads and occasionally taco bell, i’ve had a fairly regular diet for myself the whole time 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

i love how everyone that’s heard details about how i’ve been feeling/what i’ve been craving said i’m for sure having a boy…guess those old wives tales are pretty accurate because this dude loves mexican food and hasn’t made me sick even once 😂

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

on a better note - spooky baby incoming this year

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

blows my mind like am i living in a different timeline???

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

and don’t even get me started on the “he’s done his time” or “he did the work” comments because i doubt the people impacted by his actions are saying these things

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

sooooo many people are disappointing me today with this BN tour news, but sure *nostalgia*

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

things currently keeping me alive: key lime la croix, a large sprite from sonic with strawberries, spicy dill pickle goldfish, and costco’s strawberry banana smoothie

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

fuck yeah cj and i are going to denver for our birthday weekend, already got us reservations at casa bonita 😎

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

out of the whooooooole list of meet and greets he picked the ONE he knew i would be most obsessed with 🥹

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

my husband knows me too well bc he asked if i want to meet don bluth at the KC Comicon next month - he knows me and the secret of nihm are like 🤞🏻

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Eliot and Lauren on the new AU season 😭 they’re awwwwwful

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

“he’s throwing a tantrum because he didn’t get his way” YES GIRL bc YOU wanted to be with someone who wants a maid/womb, not a wife!

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

i’m on a MAFS kick rn and genuinely don’t understand that this girl is DEADSET on a 1950’s “i submit to my husband” marriage while at the same time thinks she’s going to be treated as a partner like ??????

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

a second plane has hit my body - i took a test sip of coke zero bc i haven’t wanted one all week (VERY unlike me) and it tastes like shit

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

STRAWBERRY POPTART (usually i can inhale these, and i hated it today 🥲)

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

why has my body forsaken me 😭 my p strawberry tasted bad/bland so i only ate like half of one, then i had to brush my teeth to try and get the taste out of my mouth but now it’s WORSE

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

the amount of people on tiktok going feral for that Jesse Lacey acoustic set is 🥴 like…so we are just ignoring the whole “he’s a pedophile” thing??

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

of course the day i feel nauseated is the day the office smells like decomp bodies 😭 my candle is working overtime today

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

im a chronic yapper and i hate health stigmas so idc - trying to have a baby is the most anxiety ridden process like suddenly i can’t stop burping 24/7, and i feel like shit all the time ALSO wtf is this two week waiting process to see if there’s even a baby in me??? i am not built for this 🥲

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

and there go the fireworks in kansas city, can’t wait for my neighborhood to be on nextdoor asking if it’s fireworks or gunshots 😂

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

i hit the used bookstore goldmine today i yelled when i saw this

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

“the first time i had to use a bone saw in the prep room it kind of smelled like hot pockets…so that’s ruined for me now”

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

forever obsessed with my tattoo artist

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

nextdoor has allowed me to be a mod LOL now i can see the drama happening behind the drama and im stoked

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

i did not, but they tried to get me to go there real bad 😂 the universal math chant

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

me: laying in bed, eyes closed, about to fall asleep also me: wakes my brain back up by getting the quadratic formula song stuck in my head 😭 like wtf where did that even come from bc i don’t use that kind of math EVER in my adult life

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

my sister made CJ and i into pops for our christmas gift 😭

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

POST YOUR FAVORITE SIMPSONS FACIAL EXPRESSION (i have two and i couldn’t decide 🤭)

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

the inflatable lawn ornament of snoopy on a motorcycle was $200 alllll season but it was $85 today so obviously i was required to buy him 😌

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

i need a skarsgard orlok fancam IMMEDIATELY

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Chloe @bitchlasagna.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

i want to see nosferatu but also don’t want to go to the movies on a holiday because i feel bad being part of the reason people are working but IDK that’s just me feeling guilt for everything 😪

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