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Marcy

@bitchinmona.bsky.social
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ADHD. Neurospice must flow. 🧠 Chatty. Usually right but always left. 💙 Twinmom. Ego semper doctrina. 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻📚 Sci-fi nerd. Ad astra per aspera. 🖖🏻 she/her 🏳️‍🌈

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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
It’s as if nobody remembers the panic around H5N1 the first time and that was before Covid even. These dinner rolls looking to get thrown into another pandemic? 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
How ironic would it be if we narrowly avoid a modern retelling of WWII-era Holocaust and possibly the dawning of WWIII thanks to Bill Clinton’s dick? To be clear, I’m referring to Bill Clinton’s dick in Donald Trump’s mouth. #BigBeautifulBill #TrumpTrain
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a man in a suit and tie is laughing
Alt: Former US President Bill Clinton laughs uncontrollably while wearing a suit and tie
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
When you start a position at a new company, why is it called onboarding and not orgientation?
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a man wearing a hat and a tie dye shirt says " laugh "
Alt: an unsmiling, mustachioed man in a black ball cap and wearing a gray tshirt sits in front of an orange wall and orders the viewer to “laugh".
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
This is what “I’m not tired” looks like when you’re 6.
A six-year-old girl wearing a pink to purple ombré winter coat with hood over a pink dress with black cats slumps in her booster seat having fallen asleep. She is wearing a seat belt across her lap and chest, but her head has tilted to her left shoulder.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
FB suddenly is feeding me a bunch of right-wing nuttery, specifically anti-trans, anti-SNAP/Section 8, and anti-choice content. Is the algorithm high or is this intentional? 🤔
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a man in a suit and tie welcomes you to the conservative zone
Alt: a man in a suit and tie welcomes you to the conservative zone, a parody of the introduction to the 1960s sci-fi series The Twilight Zone.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
No I get that. I’m just grasping for a way it could be the start of something amazing instead of a puck to the face.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Planning to spend Christmas in Ottawa. Which restaurants would be a nice experience for a family of four with 6yo twins? (Gonna need some nugs and fries for one of them.)
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a table with plates of food and a christmas tree
Alt: a restaurant table adorned with plates of food and a small Christmas tree
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
What about something new and fresh that’s Ottawa-adjacent like in Kanata or Orleans maybe? Pricy sure, but it could drive commerce and serve as a new venue for concerts, expos, etc. and bring new restaurants, shopping, activities? A walkable city-in-a-city centred around a spanking new arena.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
For real. But I also firmly believe that even if they were released in their entirety and revealed that Epstein wasn’t the mastermind - it was Trump all along? His supporters would just say that shows what a powerful businessman he is. So alpha. Much win.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Why are they panicking? Did they not prepare? I mean, this isn’t coming out of left field; it’s common knowledge. Are they that far in denial or just really believed the files would not be public?
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Wishing a very festive “bitch and moan about people saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas” season to all who celebrate.
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three stuffed animals are dressed as snowmen and holding cups of cocoa
Alt: three claymation animals are dressed as snowmen and holding cups of cocoa while looking directly at the viewer. Snow falls in the background into a snowy ground.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Even Garak?!
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
When Canadian kids are counting seconds, do they say, “One Mississippi” or “One Missisauga”?
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a boy and a girl are standing next to each other with the numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 above them
ALT: a boy and a girl are standing next to each other with the numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 above them
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Ok, je sais que tout le monde (et son chat!) essaie de quitter les États-Unis, et je vous supplie: quelqu'un pourrait-il me recommander une agence d'immigration sérieuse et forte? Ma femme et moi (+nos jumeaux de 5 ans) avons besoin de déménager à #Ottawa dès tôt que possible. Merci!
Marcy est au premier plan sur une photo posée avec sa femme et ses deux enfants. Sa femme Linnea est assise à sa gauche, Eli, leur fille de 5 ans, se tient derrière elle, et Julien, leur fils aussi de 5 ans, se tient derrière Marcy, les bras autour de ses épaules. Ils sourient tous joyeusement.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Listen, I know everyone and their cat is trying to gtfo of the US and I’m grasping at straws here, but can anyone recommend a solid immigration consulting firm? Looking to emigrate to Ottawa w/my wife & our two 5yo kids. We both have advanced degrees (though I’m missing the experience). Recs please!
OP is shown in a swimming pool next to her two children. OP and her brunette 5yo son are wearing sunglasses. All are wearing blue, and the children are wearing life jackets. OP and her blonde 5yo daughter are smiling naturally while her son squints against the son. The water is cool and bright, other unidentified people are in the background, and several patio tables with blue and white striped sun umbrellas line the length of the pool.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Tbh I’m happy to trade my ‘spot’ in the US with an Albertan but I don’t want to live in Alberta. Can I live in Ottawa instead tho? 😅
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Hey #Ottawa, help me out: are houses there just extra soundproof or are neighbours just not nosy? Everything seems so tightly packed that I feel like you’d be peering into the neighbours’ kitchen from your own every time you grab a glass of water. Is proximity a problem?
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Habeas corpus and due process are dead in the US. For all of us. #Trump #USpoli #Boston #AbolishICE
Facebook post from group Arlington MA Current Topics, May 10, 2025

Emergency: one of our residents has an employee who is here legally but has been picked up and detained by ICE - it sounds like they did not allow him to go home and show his paperwork. The police have said they can't do anything but does anyone have contacts who could help? A number for Sean ##### maybe?
Thanks.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Maybe? Because I was skeeting a lot about it and I’m American - Americans don’t care about (or even know about) *anything* in foreign politics but we were following this election suuuuper closely. It was like a #RPDR lip sync for your life. #AndDontFuckItUp
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a drag queen with a big afro says `` i can t wait to see how this turns out . ''
Alt: a drag queen (Ru Paul) with a big blonde wig and poofy-sleeved cocktail attire looks through opera glasses and says "i can t wait to see how this turns out."
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
#ACAB and they just can’t help reminding everyone of that fact every chance they get. #CDNpoli
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It is NEVER the time for indigenous disenfranchisement but especially at a time when neoconservative ideology threatens to gain a toehold in Canada at the expense of marginalized groups. #CDNpoli
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Y’all Canadians are killing me with your liberal party colour being red because well, down here in the US, red is the color of authentic MAGA Syrup. #CDNpoli #USpoli
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Je suis tellement fier à vous!
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a man in a plaid shirt holds up his arm and says you 're doin ' terrific
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt holds up his arm and says you 're doin ' terrific
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
#ThanksTrump is to Poilievre and the CPC what #ThanksObama was to US conservatives before that phrase rightly got turned into a meme. If only it wasn’t so obviously ironic whenever someone is "thanking" Trump for something. #USpoli #CDNpoli
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
One thing there’s an abundance of here is coffee. It’s as if we decided somewhere along the line to not be overly-dependent on tea. 🤔
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Thanks! I’m American and still learning #CDNpoli and hoping to get my family out to #Ottawa asap. (And I refuse to be an ignorant American. There are enough of those in the world.)
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Not yet. Still in Boston, trying to gtfo with my wife and kids. 😩
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
THIS is historic. THIS is making a statement. THIS is also the #TrumpEffect. Imagine being such a shitshow POTUS that voicing support for a candidate (who is not even ‘running for MP’ as Trump believes) makes them so toxic the party goes from a nearly inescapable win to… this. #CDNpoli #USpoli
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Wonder what Pierre Poilievre will say in his Christmas card to Trump this year. 🤔 #USPoli #CDNpoli #polcan #MapleMAGA #TrumpEffect #NeverPoilievre #PierrePoilievreBaiseurDeChevres
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Yooo I was CACKLING at an excerpt from a speech she gave earlier poking at Trump and offering to take on California as a province, as well as Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine (though hey, include Massachusetts pls). #CDNpoli #USpoli
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
But hey, at least Canada broke free of its Maple MAGAt cult haze. Proud of them. Though I suspect Poilievre is having a shitfit 😆
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
We were tech babies back in the early part of the century. Now we’ve got tools and savoir-faire. And about idk maybe 40% of the world interested in making it better?
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
But I thought John Cena’s whole thing is that you can’t see him? Wouldn’t the AI both use that in their scenarios? (Not condoning anything, just wondering how it’s both wrong and *wrong*.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Bruh, how wild is it that one is almost nostalgic for John Howard and Kim Beasley just as Americans are almost nostalgic for George W. Bush? (( almost )) It’s still fuck Pauline Hanson AND spiders tho. #AusPol #USpoli #Ottawa #CDNpoli #polcan
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Et vous n'organisez pas de party d'avant-match pour les élections ? Je suppose que c'est un phénomène américain, même si cela ressemble davantage à une terreur abjecte pour nous depuis plusieurs cycles électoraux. 😬😩 #polcan #cdnpoli #USpoli
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I’ll happily trade them! I’m trying to get my family tf out of this godforsaken shithole country. I feel like we could do a lot of good for everyone if we could somehow swing a voluntary exchange program! 😅
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Y’all, we might not have to worry about Trump for much longer because I’m pretty sure Pierre Poilievre is gonna take him out himself. 😅 #CDNpoli #USpoli #NeverPoilievre #CanadaElection2025
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I am SCREAMING. It’s fine to lean into MAGA until it no longer helps your case? 🙄 #CDNpoli #election #CanadaVotes #CDNelxn2025 #CanadaElection2025 #PierrePoilievreBaiseurDeChevres
Tweet from Pierre Poilievre April 28, 2025: “President Trump, stay out of our election. The only people who will decide the future of Canada are Canadians at the ballot box.
Canada will always be proud, sovereign and independent and we will NEVER be the 51st state. I Today Canadians can vote for change so we can strengthen…”
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Don’t even joke because the 🍑🤡 will threaten to annex The Vatican unless he’s declared Pope.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
No but how crazyballs would it be if Pope Francis comes back on Wednesday?
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Yikes. Less than 24 hours later, this skeet aged horribly. 😬😅 Unless Pope Francis comes back Wednesday which tbh would be AMAZING because then he could *really* set the record straight on a few things.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It took me so much longer than I should publicly admit to realize "number two" was his associate and not His Excellency’s Excrement. 💩 #USpoli #U-SOS
Threads post from @authorbrittanyann_ "Not the Vatican putting out a statement that the pope sent his number two to lecture JD Vance on compassion after he refused to meet with him. 😂🤌🏻"
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Poilievre. Is. Trump. PP may have fewer sexual assaults and porn star payoffs and criminal convictions but make no mistake: Trump’s convictions and Poilievre’s convictions are the same.
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a black and white photo of a man with glasses holding a sign that says here comes the circus
Alt: a black and white photo of a Pierre Poilievre beside a sign that says here comes the circus
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
The fact that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is still alive is literally the most surprising thing that has happened in 2025. Thank you, Senator Van Hollen.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Yeah and like how many times have people biffed a grounder to first? His just happened to be at The Worst Time and Sox fans are bruuuuutal.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Few moreso than Bill Buckner. #TooSoon
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a baseball game is being played on a field with a pitcher throwing a ball .
Alt: Bill Buckner misses a routine ground ball to first, which led to the Mets winning Game 6 of the 1986 World Series. It would have been the Red Sox' first World Series win in 68 years, and it would be another 18 years before the Red Sox would finally win the World Series in 2004.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I would die for this cat.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
FAFO.
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a group of people are dancing on a stage with the words they had it coming behind them .
ALT: a group of people are dancing on a stage with the words they had it coming behind them .
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Once again, Poilievre shows he’s aching to become TrumpLite™. #CDNpoli #PierrePoilievreBaiseurDeChevres
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
‪Is there a specific event or threshold that will 'trigger' Canada to offer refugee status to marginalized Americans? Not trying to be hyperbolic or over-reactionary, just prepared for the worst. #CDNpoli #USpoli #2SLGBTQ #LGBTQ
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