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Marcy

@bitchinmona.bsky.social
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ADHD. Neurospice must flow. 🧠 Chatty. Usually right but always left. 💙 Twinmom. Ego semper doctrina. 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻📚 Sci-fi nerd. Ad astra per aspera. 🖖🏻 she/her 🏳️‍🌈

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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
How ironic would it be if we narrowly avoid a modern retelling of WWII-era Holocaust and possibly the dawning of WWIII thanks to Bill Clinton’s dick? To be clear, I’m referring to Bill Clinton’s dick in Donald Trump’s mouth. #BigBeautifulBill #TrumpTrain
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a man in a suit and tie is laughing
Alt: Former US President Bill Clinton laughs uncontrollably while wearing a suit and tie
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
When you start a position at a new company, why is it called onboarding and not orgientation?
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a man wearing a hat and a tie dye shirt says " laugh "
Alt: an unsmiling, mustachioed man in a black ball cap and wearing a gray tshirt sits in front of an orange wall and orders the viewer to “laugh".
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
This is what “I’m not tired” looks like when you’re 6.
A six-year-old girl wearing a pink to purple ombré winter coat with hood over a pink dress with black cats slumps in her booster seat having fallen asleep. She is wearing a seat belt across her lap and chest, but her head has tilted to her left shoulder.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
FB suddenly is feeding me a bunch of right-wing nuttery, specifically anti-trans, anti-SNAP/Section 8, and anti-choice content. Is the algorithm high or is this intentional? 🤔
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a man in a suit and tie welcomes you to the conservative zone
Alt: a man in a suit and tie welcomes you to the conservative zone, a parody of the introduction to the 1960s sci-fi series The Twilight Zone.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Planning to spend Christmas in Ottawa. Which restaurants would be a nice experience for a family of four with 6yo twins? (Gonna need some nugs and fries for one of them.)
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a table with plates of food and a christmas tree
Alt: a restaurant table adorned with plates of food and a small Christmas tree
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Wishing a very festive “bitch and moan about people saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas” season to all who celebrate.
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three stuffed animals are dressed as snowmen and holding cups of cocoa
Alt: three claymation animals are dressed as snowmen and holding cups of cocoa while looking directly at the viewer. Snow falls in the background into a snowy ground.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
When Canadian kids are counting seconds, do they say, “One Mississippi” or “One Missisauga”?
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a boy and a girl are standing next to each other with the numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 above them
ALT: a boy and a girl are standing next to each other with the numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 above them
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Ok, je sais que tout le monde (et son chat!) essaie de quitter les États-Unis, et je vous supplie: quelqu'un pourrait-il me recommander une agence d'immigration sérieuse et forte? Ma femme et moi (+nos jumeaux de 5 ans) avons besoin de déménager à #Ottawa dès tôt que possible. Merci!
Marcy est au premier plan sur une photo posée avec sa femme et ses deux enfants. Sa femme Linnea est assise à sa gauche, Eli, leur fille de 5 ans, se tient derrière elle, et Julien, leur fils aussi de 5 ans, se tient derrière Marcy, les bras autour de ses épaules. Ils sourient tous joyeusement.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Listen, I know everyone and their cat is trying to gtfo of the US and I’m grasping at straws here, but can anyone recommend a solid immigration consulting firm? Looking to emigrate to Ottawa w/my wife & our two 5yo kids. We both have advanced degrees (though I’m missing the experience). Recs please!
OP is shown in a swimming pool next to her two children. OP and her brunette 5yo son are wearing sunglasses. All are wearing blue, and the children are wearing life jackets. OP and her blonde 5yo daughter are smiling naturally while her son squints against the son. The water is cool and bright, other unidentified people are in the background, and several patio tables with blue and white striped sun umbrellas line the length of the pool.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Hey #Ottawa, help me out: are houses there just extra soundproof or are neighbours just not nosy? Everything seems so tightly packed that I feel like you’d be peering into the neighbours’ kitchen from your own every time you grab a glass of water. Is proximity a problem?
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Habeas corpus and due process are dead in the US. For all of us. #Trump #USpoli #Boston #AbolishICE
Facebook post from group Arlington MA Current Topics, May 10, 2025

Emergency: one of our residents has an employee who is here legally but has been picked up and detained by ICE - it sounds like they did not allow him to go home and show his paperwork. The police have said they can't do anything but does anyone have contacts who could help? A number for Sean ##### maybe?
Thanks.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It is NEVER the time for indigenous disenfranchisement but especially at a time when neoconservative ideology threatens to gain a toehold in Canada at the expense of marginalized groups. #CDNpoli
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Y’all Canadians are killing me with your liberal party colour being red because well, down here in the US, red is the color of authentic MAGA Syrup. #CDNpoli #USpoli
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
#ThanksTrump is to Poilievre and the CPC what #ThanksObama was to US conservatives before that phrase rightly got turned into a meme. If only it wasn’t so obviously ironic whenever someone is "thanking" Trump for something. #USpoli #CDNpoli
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
THIS is historic. THIS is making a statement. THIS is also the #TrumpEffect. Imagine being such a shitshow POTUS that voicing support for a candidate (who is not even ‘running for MP’ as Trump believes) makes them so toxic the party goes from a nearly inescapable win to… this. #CDNpoli #USpoli
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Wonder what Pierre Poilievre will say in his Christmas card to Trump this year. 🤔 #USPoli #CDNpoli #polcan #MapleMAGA #TrumpEffect #NeverPoilievre #PierrePoilievreBaiseurDeChevres
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Yooo I was CACKLING at an excerpt from a speech she gave earlier poking at Trump and offering to take on California as a province, as well as Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine (though hey, include Massachusetts pls). #CDNpoli #USpoli
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Bruh, how wild is it that one is almost nostalgic for John Howard and Kim Beasley just as Americans are almost nostalgic for George W. Bush? (( almost )) It’s still fuck Pauline Hanson AND spiders tho. #AusPol #USpoli #Ottawa #CDNpoli #polcan
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Et vous n'organisez pas de party d'avant-match pour les élections ? Je suppose que c'est un phénomène américain, même si cela ressemble davantage à une terreur abjecte pour nous depuis plusieurs cycles électoraux. 😬😩 #polcan #cdnpoli #USpoli
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Y’all, we might not have to worry about Trump for much longer because I’m pretty sure Pierre Poilievre is gonna take him out himself. 😅 #CDNpoli #USpoli #NeverPoilievre #CanadaElection2025
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I am SCREAMING. It’s fine to lean into MAGA until it no longer helps your case? 🙄 #CDNpoli #election #CanadaVotes #CDNelxn2025 #CanadaElection2025 #PierrePoilievreBaiseurDeChevres
Tweet from Pierre Poilievre April 28, 2025: “President Trump, stay out of our election. The only people who will decide the future of Canada are Canadians at the ballot box.
Canada will always be proud, sovereign and independent and we will NEVER be the 51st state. I Today Canadians can vote for change so we can strengthen…”
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Yikes. Less than 24 hours later, this skeet aged horribly. 😬😅 Unless Pope Francis comes back Wednesday which tbh would be AMAZING because then he could *really* set the record straight on a few things.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It took me so much longer than I should publicly admit to realize "number two" was his associate and not His Excellency’s Excrement. 💩 #USpoli #U-SOS
Threads post from @authorbrittanyann_ "Not the Vatican putting out a statement that the pope sent his number two to lecture JD Vance on compassion after he refused to meet with him. 😂🤌🏻"
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Poilievre. Is. Trump. PP may have fewer sexual assaults and porn star payoffs and criminal convictions but make no mistake: Trump’s convictions and Poilievre’s convictions are the same.
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a black and white photo of a man with glasses holding a sign that says here comes the circus
Alt: a black and white photo of a Pierre Poilievre beside a sign that says here comes the circus
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
The fact that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is still alive is literally the most surprising thing that has happened in 2025. Thank you, Senator Van Hollen.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I would die for this cat.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Once again, Poilievre shows he’s aching to become TrumpLite™. #CDNpoli #PierrePoilievreBaiseurDeChevres
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
‪Is there a specific event or threshold that will 'trigger' Canada to offer refugee status to marginalized Americans? Not trying to be hyperbolic or over-reactionary, just prepared for the worst. #CDNpoli #USpoli #2SLGBTQ #LGBTQ
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Ottawa Charge killing it @ Boston! Didn’t realize my daughter had no idea all the players were women til I told her, & she said “I’m having ALL of the EVERY EMOTION at this game!” Awesome for the twins’ first ever hockey game - as they look forward to hopefully moving to Ottawa in the near future.
A 5-year-old newly-minted hockey fan is beside herself with joy after another Charge goal. 
Five-year-old twins attend their first live hockey game, Ottawa Charge at Boston Fleet - up way past their bedtime.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Abracatdabra
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Highlight of my week: 5yo Eliza singing Pink Pony Club. To be fair, it was more "Pink Pony Kwub" but the heartfelt drama was pretty heavy on the "Gawwwd what have you done?!" for a girl who's never known a moment of parental disapproval in her life. Chappell Roan is the gift that keeps on giving. ♥
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a pink pony wearing headphones says i 'm gonna keep on dancin ' at the pink pony club ..
Alt: a pink pony wearing headphones says i'm gonna keep on dancin' at the pink pony club.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
On a scale of “Elon Musk with Tesla shareholders” to “Chuck Schumer with the Democratic Party”, how much trouble am I in? Norivirus struck Monday night & since then I’ve eaten ~8 grapes. Tonight, I ate half a bushel of broccoli and a kilo of kohlrabi. Am I gonna be okay? Decisions were made. 😩😬
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two men are riding a bicycle with a basket on it .
Alt: Two men are riding a bicycle with a basket on it, one with his arms out like an angel through the bike’s sunroof. They don’t wanna call it love.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
It’s a nearly impossible act to follow, but he should absolutely aim to out-ally his predecessor. It’s crucial - now more than ever - not only for actual allyship, but to reassure uncertain members of the 2SLGBTQ+ family that they can safely support the liberals.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Note: if you say Theo Lim is a victim of “medical kidnapping” just go ahead & tell me you think you know better than the physicians who literally spent decades studying and treating patients on the shoulders of others who did the same? “Oh I don’t need vaccines, I have an immune system”.
An herbalist and dissenter from big pharma poses (Davis Lim) with his critically ill child (Theo) in NICU. He has been stripped of parental custody and a protection order issued due to his refusal to provide necessary care for the child. Today, he abducted the child from the hospital, despite the child being on A RESPIRATOR. Because herbs heal all and vaccines harm all, amirite?
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Ottawa friends! HOW. CAN. YOU. RESIST. THIS. SNOOT?! #DogsOfBluesky #ChiensChouxDeCielBleu
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Bruh, I wear a K-cup bra and even I am in awe at what a massive tit he is. #CDNpoli #USpoli #NeverPoilievre
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Even legal residents and citizens can't go to Market Basket (grocery chain) around here without being corralled by ICE. If you know your neighbor's from another country, no you don't.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Most of us who "didn't vote for this" fully support what's coming. We don't have to like how it will affect us, but we know it's warranted. I'm in an area that gets its electricity from Québéc and I need my Internet dopamine drip like I need oxygen, but go on and DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO, Canada!
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I want Britain and the UK to issue travel advisories against visiting the US, just as they would any other violent banana republic. Je veux que la GB et RU émettent des avis de voyage interdisant de se rendre aux États-Unis, comme elles le feraient pour toute autre république bananière violente.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Our family knows too well the importance of having quality breast health centers - for healthy and ill breasts. I'm so thankful she uses her platform to support this cause. One more reason I'll be getting my daughter an Emily Clark jersey when the Ottawa Charge play the Boston Fleet in April.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Gotta say, the term "apprentice" has forever been tainted. 🥴
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Nightmare fuel for sure, but also SO COOL from a science and technology perspective. Cela fera certainement des cauchemars, mais c'est aussi tellement COOL d'un point de vue scientifique et technologique.
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For the 1st time in Canada, surgeons put teeth in patients' eyes to restore sight | CBC Radio
When Brent Chapman’s doctor first pitched him on the idea of having one of his own teeth surgically embedded in his eye to restore his sight, he says he felt “a little apprehensive.”
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
IFL this guy. Always will. #CDNpoli
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Can someone talk me down? The more I read about Mark Carney, the more I start crushing on him. I’m seeing all pro, no con. What are the cons? Plus je lis sur Mark Carney, plus j’ai un #CDNpoli béguin pour lui. Je ne vois plusieurs des aspects positifs, aucun négatif. Qu’est-ce qui me manque?
Photo: Mark Carney
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Imagine having your nation led by someone with well-defined positive moral values. Can’t relate. I’m proud of Canada & a bit jealous. #CDNpoli #USpoli Imaginez avoir un dirigeant fort et vertueux. En tant qu'Américain, je ne peux pas m'identifier à Celia. Je suis fier de Canada & un peux envieuse.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I mean, at 1am I’m usually trying to silence my mental trauma from the horrors of the day thanks to Trump but I’m glad he’s sleepless too. À 1h du matin, j'essaie généralement d’annuler ma terreur mentale face aux horreurs de la journée grâce à #Trump, mais c’est bon qu'il soit aussi insomniaque.
“This is what the President of the United States is posting at 1am…”

This is a stitched pic where the left side is a photo of Elvis Presley and the right is Donald Trump, implying that Trump believes that he resembles Elvis. 

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« Voici ce que le président des États-Unis publie à 1 heure du matin… »

Il s’agit d’une photo assemblée où le côté gauche est une photo d’Elvis Presley et le côté droit est une photo de Donald Trump, ce qui implique que Trump pense qu’il ressemble à Elvis.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
A white woman is SLAYING with rainbow hair somewhere between bright and pastel, has rainbow eye shadow, purple lips, a piercing above her right upper lip, full dark lashes, and an intricate neck tattoo. 

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Une femme blanche est SLAYER avec des cheveux arc-en-ciel quelque part entre le clair et le pastel, a un fard à paupières arc-en-ciel, des lèvres violettes, un piercing au-dessus de sa lèvre supérieure droite, des cils noirs et un tatouage complexe au cou.A crushed and dimpled empty can of Diet Coke. Not quite Coke but wasn’t really trying to be anyway. 

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Une canette vide et écrasée de Diet Coke. Ce n'était pas exactement du Coke, mais je n'essayais pas vraiment de l'être de toute façon.Bananas trying to pass as fresh fruit but speckled with spots announcing that no matter how hard they try, they’re not pulling off “fresh fruit”.

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Des bananes qui tentent de se faire passer pour des fruits frais mais qui sont parsemées de taches annonçant que peu importe leurs efforts, elles ne parviennent pas à obtenir des « fruits frais ».David Tennant wears a shirt in support of trans adults and kids while holding a progress Pride flag. Hes got skin in the game. He's unafraid to eschew traditional tropes of masculinity. some might say he’s not duding the right way. 

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David Tennant porte un T-shirt en soutien aux adultes et aux enfants transgenres tout en tenant un drapeau de la fierté progressiste. Il a sa peau dans le jeu. Il n'a pas peur d'éviter les tropes traditionnels de la masculinité. Quelque personnes pourraient dire qu'il n'est pas un homme de la correcte façon.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Date night with my wife! Mother #Rupaul discussed his most recent book, & challenged us all to retroactively care for ourselves as children. Soirée avec ma femme! Maman Ru a parlé de son livre le plus récent & nous a tous mis au défi de prendre soin de nous-mêmes rétroactivement en tant qu'enfants.
Photo of OP with her wife outside The Orpheum Theatre in Boston, MA, US. Behind them is a marquee reading, “RuPaul’s House of Hidden Meanings”. 

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Photo de OP avec sa femme à l'extérieur du théâtre Orpheum à Boston, MA, États-Unis. Derrière eux se trouve un panneau sur lequel on peut lire : « RuPaul's House of Hidden Meanings ».Rupaul Charles welcomes Ruth Pointer of the Pointer Sisters to the stage. Ru is dressed in a sequined black suit that is glittering in the light. Ruth is wearing the best fucking jeans on the planet like seriously I wish y’all could see them in person because this photo does them no justice. Her hair is forming a halo around her head with natural curls. 

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Rupaul Charles accueille Ruth Pointer des Pointer Sisters sur scène. Ru est habillée d'un costume noir à paillettes qui scintille à la lumière. Ruth porte le meilleur jean de la planète, sérieusement, j'aimerais que vous puissiez le voir en vrai parce que cette photo ne lui rend pas justice. Ses cheveux forment un halo autour de sa tête avec des boucles naturelles.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
If you’re a bigot and a Star Trek fan, no you’re not.
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Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person. #TrekSky #DeepSpaceNine #JustASimpleTailor
Elim Garak stands behind Julian Bashir while on Deep Space Nine. Garak is behaving as though he is ravenously selecting live prey and Julian looks like he knows he’s fucked. Or gonna be.
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