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WARNING: ADULT. If your parent/legal guardian doesn't want you talking to me, I don't want to talk to you. JJBA (& Bleach) fandom account. Sometimes NSFW. Having the internet raise your kid is neglect and/or abuse. (pfp by Asmodeus & banner by Herzspalter)

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ゆらぎ @3yuragi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
「お誕生日おめでとう!ブチャラティ!」🎉 #ブローノ・ブチャラティ誕生祭2026 #ブローノ・ブチャラティ生誕祭2026
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ハル @kaze-haruno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#ブローノ・ブチャラティ誕生祭2026 #ブローノ・ブチャラティ生誕祭2026 お誕生日おめでとう!!ずっと大好き!!
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しろらく @siroraku.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ブチャラティおめでとう! #ブローノ・ブチャラティ誕生祭2026 #ブローノ・ブチャラティ生誕祭2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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innk 🌟🗳️11/28回家投票 @nginnk12.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤐Buon compleanno!🎉
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average Sakamoto enjoyer🐉🍙 @monkhazard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
pinning to remind myself of my sacred duty
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Evolution is so cool.
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sharing for my artist friends.
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omallj.bsky.social @omallj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I got the coolest #bruabba AU stickers from @rhodapomelo.bsky.social ! You should hurry and get some, too, because their site goes down in about a week!
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
To all my favorite authors out there! To the baby writers, to the veteran writers. God bless you. You make the world go 'round!
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy #bruabbaweek2026 Bruabba Nation! I saw this pic on Instagram and begged Anticia to redraw it for the Don't Open That Door! prompt. (RIP that account though - it seems to have disappeared.) They did SUCH a great job! Many thanks to their talented hands! #bruabbaweeknsfw #bruabbaweek
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I promise I am typing as fast as I can! The muse is back, baby!
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H. @onedollarpizza.eurosky.social · 04/08/2026
En resumen:
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Its a lib "bubble" because MAGA can't stick dick opinions in my face without a block. People like bluesky because unlike Twitter you can curate/filter out stupid bullshit. The only reason conservatives hate it is because they cant force you to pay attention to them. That better not fucking change.
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
LMFAO
AI User: I'm an artist.
Me: *turns off wifi* Prove it.
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🌿🧿🌟 Jules 🌟🧿🌿 @risottonero.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hilarious that Paxton does this but can't even get a self-admitted child predator a proper jail sentence. It's never about protecting children.
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Bruabba Week - August 17 to 23 @bruabbaweek.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Mon: Il posticino del caffe [Local coffee spot] Tue: Abbiocco [Food coma/afternoon nap] Wed: La sigaretta scrocata [Bumming a cigarette] Thu: "The world is ending, but at least we are together." Fri: Truth/Lies Sat: Unsaid Sun: Free Day
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Bruabba Week - August 17 to 23 @bruabbaweek.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The #bruabbaweek2026 prompts are here! Why don't you join in! We can't wait to see what everyone creates for our favorite couple. Alt text in thread. (NSFW version available on alt account) (Graphic by @uchn.bsky.social) #bruabbaweek #bruabba #leobru #abbabucci #jjba
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NSFW Bruabba Week 2026 - August 17 to 23 @bruabbaweeknsfw.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Mon: "Don't open this door!" Tue: Business Call Wed: Easy Thu: Unleashed Fri: Curiosity Sat: Waterproofed Sun: Free Day
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NSFW Bruabba Week 2026 - August 17 to 23 @bruabbaweeknsfw.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The #bruabbaweekNSFW2026 prompts are here! Why don't you join in! We can't wait to see what everyone creates for our favorite couple. Alt text in thread. (SFW version available on alt account) (Graphic by @uchn.bsky.social) #bruabbaweeknsfw #bruabba #leobru #abbabucci #jjba
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demian @demiant.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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r.rotongle🕯️ @r-rotongle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Shame on you You are the one out of place You, yes, you The way you whine is such a disgrace -Reverse, Caravan Palace #leoneabbacchio #abbacchio #jojo #jjba
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Sales are wonderful. So is non-AI art! Anticia is clearing out their JoJo merch - go get yourself a deal!
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Is it just me or was April, like, ridiculously hard? I had to pull back from social media engagement and irl commitments while still barely functioning. So glad to be back.
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I was her person in a time when I didn't understand cats. I didn't want to be her person but she didn't care. RIP patient, sweet, timid but determined soul.
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Anticia 🌸 @anticiajk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@februabbaevent.bsky.social 22. Duel [1/4] ⚜️ #ButlerAU ⚜️ Many months later this incident, Bruno followed up on his promise. But to make things more interesting, he decided to learn Savate and abide by the rules. bsky.app/profile/anti... #bruabba #Februabba #Februabba2026 #fancomic

Person B: AGAIN!
Person A: *ngh*
Where does this stamina comes from?

We cut to the paddock next to the stable. 

B: Are you tired?
A: Have I not earned the right? We've been at it for at least half an hour.
Person B: I want to get you, at least once!

Close up: Buccellati's and Abbacchio's coats are draped over the fence.

A: ...... 
Fine!
 Last round.
But no biting.
B: Spoilsport.
A: BRUNO!
B: Alright, alright.
No biting.
A: Thank you!
Bruno and Leone face each other in a showdown. Abba is in his coat but Bruno has only a shirt on (which counts as an underwear in this era. :D)

Bruno kicks high in Leone's face, but Leone blocks smugly and makes a grab for his ankle.While Leone drops Bruno swiftly on the ground, he compliments him, smirking: Your form is getting better.
But your moves are too rigid.

Bruno (wipes his face, angry): Again!!
Leone: We agreed this was the last round.
Bruno: I haven't tapped out, yet.

Leone: Ugh, fine!
But I won't go easy on you.
Bruno: Didn't ask you to.Speed lines make the scene more dramatic. Bruno looks especially determined. He tries the same kick as before.
Leone (smirk): You're getting sloppier.
But then Bruno grabs the arm that's meant to send him on the ground.
Leone's face on the last panel says "oh shit!"
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
THIS. A thousand times THIS. Araki, look what they have done to your beautiful story!
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Happy Birthday, Abbacchio! Today was the last day of the Februabba 2026 pop-up discord server. So much talent & good vibes! We put aside any fandom differences & made new friends. I am so proud of the community we made - I already miss y'all. Can't wait to see you again during Bruabba Week! 💙💜
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Happy Early Birthday to Abbacchio! This is amazing! Thanks for sharing this with the world, Rotongle!
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
@netflix.com is the JoJo Hype Killing Machine. I would be less mad if they would own up to what the schedule is or isn't. People are directly asking. Directly say, with your whole chest, when you think the rest of it will be finished. The stonewalling bullshit is juvenile and weird.
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Y'all. You have to see this. This makes me laugh every time. (and check out Uch's other work - they have a multitude of art styles)
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John Gibbons 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @thinkorswim.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
As global warming accelerates towards apocalyptic conditions, rather than working to save ourselves, the great powers are instead pouring oil and raining bombs onto the gathering inferno. www.nature.com/articles/d41...
nature.com
Climate change is speeding up — the pace nearly doubled in ten years
Earth is now warming at a rate of around 0.35 ºC per decade, fresh analysis finds.
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 05/03/2026
Extremely bad
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Aasa T 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @rosgakori.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Anyways.
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
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Nebula but just Jojo @weetlebeetleart.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Giorno + Abbachio being ragebaited #jjba #art #黄金の風
Giorno Giovanna from Jojo's bizarre adventure sitting in his usual outfit with pink headphones with large kitty ears.  He is not bothered as he stared at a pink computer screen with a pink mouse and keyboard.  He is playing Roblox and just sabotaged Abbachio and so Abbachio is swearing at him over discord.  Giorno is not concerned 

ジョジョの奇妙な冒険のジョルノ・ジョヴァンニが、いつもの服装に大きなピンクの猫耳ヘッドホンを装着して座っている。彼はピンクのコンピューター画面、ピンクのマウス、キーボードをじっと見つめ、全く動じていない。ロブロックスをプレイ中で、ちょうどアッバッキオをからかい終えたところだ。その結果、アッバッキオはディスコードで彼に罵声を浴びせている。ジョルノは全く気にしていない。
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Excellent!!!!! So happy to see you creating! Happy Februabba!
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boney🔞💖 @boneyhag.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
evergreen
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
You know what is cool? Hanging out with my friends from all across the globe on @discord.com . I had paid for the higher end Nitro for 4 years because that was where I spent my time. I don't want to have to move platforms but you don't have the ability to keep our gov IDs safe.
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Adam Zee, a rowdy boy with many skills @chimaamla.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The God of the Mountain is a graphic novel I finished last year about a city kid who gets sent to the mountains to inspect some property, and meets the last god still living there. I'm running a Kickstarter to get it printed, so make sure you check it out! www.kickstarter.com/projects/chi...
kickstarter.com
The God of the Mountain
Printing physical copies of the webcomic!
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Anticia 🌸 @anticiajk.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
@februabbaevent.bsky.social 8. Behind closed doors ⚜️ #ButlerAU ⚜️ Just domestic things. :3 #Februabba #Februabba2026 #bruabba
Bruno and Leone are reading in bed in their night wear. Leone, bear chested, leans against the headboard, holding a book. Bruno, in a  loose shirt, has his legs against the headboard, upside down, reading a newspaper. Somehow.
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Cartoonists United @cartoonist.coop · 24/12/2025
You can sponsor the annual Minicomic Awards! The $50 tier gets your banner image displayed during the awards ceremony livestream. The $100 tier gets your ad read aloud during the stream. Want to know more on how to sponsor the awards? Email us at minicomic@cartoonist.coop for more details.
Text in black on a lime green background reads:

"Sponsor the 2026 Minicomic Awards

$50 for your banner logo to be displayed during the awards ceremony.

$100 for your ad read aloud during the ceremony."

There are graphics that represent the Minicomic Awards, the Cartoonist Co-op, and one of a man with a megaphone.
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
DAY 2: #februabba2026 Aquarium #bruabba went on a date. Unfortunately, Bucciarati wasn't going to listen to the docents. (as of right now, I have no ideas for tomorrow's prompt - the best source art is handsy Bruno on the unicorn with Jolyne. Wish me luck.)
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Happy #Februabba2026 to #Bruabba Nation! Please read from left to right, like the Italians would. Day 1 model/muse/artist: Bucciarati was inspired by his muse to paint his portrait on the docks. NOTHING. BAD. HAPPENED. THE END. 🎶Every time I close my eyes....I wake up feeling so horny...🎶
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Proud to be the 34th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for BruAbba Shaker Charm + AU Inserts! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/r...
backerkit.com
BruAbba Shaker Charm + AU Inserts
BruAbba Shaker Charm project featuring AU insert sets and sticker sheets from multiple artists!
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Katt @sarcastickatt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
"I don't make money off of this" shouldn't be an excuse to keep using genAI. You're still licking the boot of the fascism theft machine.
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Bitch Hips (probably your mom) @bitchhips.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
OMG OMG OMG OMG!
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If you're a nail polish person, the MN-based small polish maker Atomic Polish is selling Ice Out, and 100% of the proceeds of it are going to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund
atomicpolish.com
ICE Out - Fundraising Nail Polish
**Shipping Update** Shipping will continue once more ingredients have arrived for this polish. Orders should go out in about 2 weeks. Ice Out is a blurple based polish with a blue/aqua shift and pink ...
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it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
if you don't enjoy writing something, people aren't going to enjoy reading it, so stop writing those work emails and get back to writing that sopranos omegaverse fanfiction
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it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
any writer can write 100,000 words, but only a TRUE WRITER can DELETE 100,000 words
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